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I'm So Glad Landover Baptist Does Not Engage in Sarcasm -
04-01-2020, 10:05 PM
Atheists are so negative and sarcastic. They go so low you can't imagine going lower. Take this this floating around atheist sites today. Atheists don't understand the death rate would have gone straight up were it not for the President's Day of Prayer. Damage America is all atheists want to do:
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: I'm So Glad Landover Baptist Does Not Engage in Sarcasm -
04-01-2020, 11:11 PM
Oh, the persecution! The LIEberals love their protected classes. They protect the queers, the illegals, the poors. When will they protect us, the Children of God?
Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
in 2016
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Re: I'm So Glad Landover Baptist Does Not Engage in Sarcasm -
04-01-2020, 11:58 PM
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Originally Posted by VictoryOS
Oh, the persecution! The LIEberals love their protected classes. They protect the queers, the illegals, the poors. When will they protect us, the Children of God?
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Oh, the answer to that is very simple, dear Sister Victory. Those Demonrat LIE-berals will protect us on (are you ready, Dear?) ... the 9th of Never!
(Mrs.) Isabella White
Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "
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Re: I'm So Glad Landover Baptist Does Not Engage in Sarcasm -
04-02-2020, 12:36 AM
My hat's off to you for that one!! I was going to say when pigs fly!
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Originally Posted by Isabella White
Oh, the answer to that is very simple, dear Sister Victory. Those Demonrat LIE-berals will protect us on (are you ready, Dear?) ... the 9th of Never!
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In Christ,
Thomas K. White (That's Mr. White to you Sinners! )
Rev 20:11-15
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Location: Godly Texas, Besieged by Papist Idol Worshippers
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Re: I'm So Glad Landover Baptist Does Not Engage in Sarcasm -
04-02-2020, 01:35 AM
Sarcasm is always unwelcome. It usually springs forth from the mouths of smart alec know it alls. When I have to hear sarcasm, I usually get an urge to pull out my revolver and shoot the offender. So far, I have resisted the impulse.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Another brick in Donald´s wall - A.K.A "The Gonz" True Christian™
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Re: I'm So Glad Landover Baptist Does Not Engage in Sarcasm -
04-02-2020, 01:45 AM
And what has science done to prevent this deaths? Exactly the same day Trump was leading our prayers, scientists were "working on a cure". Did they find it?
A big "NO". Mathew said it better:
7:5 Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye
1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.
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Re: I'm So Glad Landover Baptist Does Not Engage in Sarcasm -
04-02-2020, 07:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Isabella White
Oh, the answer to that is very simple, dear Sister Victory. Those Demonrat LIE-berals will protect us on (are you ready, Dear?) ... the 9th of Never!
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Someone just told her about flies.
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Mayor of Freehold
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Re: I'm So Glad Landover Baptist Does Not Engage in Sarcasm -
04-02-2020, 01:38 PM
I'll just add here that our Godly Admin Staff will pounce on any sarcasm atheists try to post here. Plus, of course, God's wrath. He is watching you.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: I'm So Glad Landover Baptist Does Not Engage in Sarcasm -
04-18-2020, 05:55 PM
Fortunately the White House has released a corrected version of that graph proving the President was right all along.
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Mayor of Freehold
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Re: I'm So Glad Landover Baptist Does Not Engage in Sarcasm -
04-19-2020, 05:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole
Fortunately the White House has released a corrected version of that graph proving the President was right all along.
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I had not seen that undated graph, Dr. Toole. Thank you for passing it along to all of us.
The graph shows us it is time to open up this struggling economy. Now that projections show it disease is under control it's time to get to work.
We need to be more positive about the virus. Remember thousands of people are employed in hospitals taking care of the sick and in funeral places "processing" the dead. All of this is moving us forward.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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