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Now we know what caused the AIDS! -
02-01-2008, 04:08 PM
Humans do terrible things. You thought Adam eating the apple of knowledge was bad? Check this out:
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Conclusive Proof - That Humans Are Essentially Evil
Meet Pony. She is an orangutan prostitute from a small village in Borneo, where they cut down the rain forest to render the palm oil that gets sold abroad and made into lip salve, ice cream, chocolates, and cheese crackers.
Michelle Desilets [Director of the Borneo Orangutan Survival Foundation]: Pony is an orangutan prostitute from a village in Borneo. We found her chained to a wall, lying on a mattress. She had been shaved all over her body.
If a man walked near her, she would turn herself around, present herself, and start gyrating and going through the motions. She was being used as a sex slave. She was probably about six or seven years old when we rescued her, but she had been held captive by a madam for a long time. The madam refused to give up the animal because everyone loved Pony and she was a big part of their income. They also thought Pony was lucky, as she would pick winning lottery numbers.
Did the clients realize that they were in fact getting an orangutan?
Oh yeah, they would come in especially for it. You could choose a human if you preferred, but it was a novelty for many of the men to have sex with an orangutan. They shaved her every other day, which meant that her skin had all these pimples and was very irritated. The mosquitoes would get to her very badly and the bites would become septic and be very infected, as she would scratch them constantly. They would put rings and necklaces on her. She was absolutely hideous to look at.
How did you get her away from there?
It took us over a year to rescue her, because every time we went in with forest police and local officers we would be overpowered by the villagers, who simply would not give her up. They would threaten us with guns and knives with poison on them. In the end it took 35 policemen armed with AK-47s and other weaponry going in there and demanding that they hand over Pony. It was filmed by a local television crew and in the background of the film when we are unchaining Pony you can hear the madam crying hysterically, screaming, “They are taking my baby, you can’t do this!” There is no law enforcement in Indonesia so these people didn’t face any sentence or anything for what they had done.
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It's obvious that the missionary efforts in Borneo aren't working.
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02-01-2008, 04:37 PM
I'm sure most men did not realize she was an orangatang. She looks like a typical nigress.
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02-03-2008, 11:35 PM
Do you have any proof that AIDS came from people having sex with monkeys, or in the case of this article, orangutans??
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02-12-2008, 01:57 AM
It figures that such a horrible thing would happen in a mooselimb country. Under the loving and compassionate laws laid down in the Bible, the men who did that beastly thing would be put to death, and so would Pony:
Lev. 20:15: And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast.
Holy Scripture was ahead of the animal-rights nuts by millennia.
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Re: Now we know what caused the AIDS! -
02-12-2008, 02:02 AM
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Do you have any proof that AIDS came from people having sex with monkeys, or in the case of this article, orangutans??
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Pal, the AIDS is a gift from Jesus. He delivers it as He sees fit. He uses the AIDS to smite queers and those who would fornicate with beasts of the field and other assorted scumbags.
When really bad things happen (like you get eaten by wild beasts, get killed in war, get sick and die, etc.), then you'll know that it was God that did it to you. Glory!!
Ezekiel 14:13 Son of man, when the land sinneth against me by trespassing grievously, then will I stretch out mine hand upon it, and will break the staff of the bread thereof, and will send famine upon it, and will cut off man and beast from it:
14:15 If I cause noisome beasts to pass through the land, and they spoil it, so that it be desolate, that no man may pass through because of the beasts:
14:17 Or if I bring a sword upon that land, and say, Sword, go through the land; so that I cut off man and beast from it:
14:19 Or if I send a pestilence into that land, and pour out my fury upon it in blood, to cut off from it man and beast:
14:21 For thus saith the Lord GOD; How much more when I send my four sore judgments upon Jerusalem, the sword, and the famine, and the noisome beast, and the pestilence, to cut off from it man and beast?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Now we know what caused the AIDS! -
02-12-2008, 07:21 AM
What would be your reply if a straight woman who has done no wrong in her life, marries (therefore granting the establishment towards sexual conducts with the married one) a man, and unbeknownst to her, the man has aids. Therefore the woman, who has followed all scriptual teachings, contracts aids as well?
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Re: Now we know what caused the AIDS! -
02-12-2008, 07:34 AM
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What would be your reply if a straight woman who has done no wrong in her life, marries (therefore granting the establishment towards sexual conducts with the married one) a man, and unbeknownst to her, the man has aids. Therefore the woman, who has followed all scriptual teachings, contracts aids as well?
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A True Christian™ woman is the only sort who could do no wrong; and since she would be married through her church, her prospective spouse would be thoroughly vetted to be sure he'd not corrupt her with diseases or such things as "equal partnership parenting", perverse non-Missionary-style sexual activities, Slinkies, Vogue magazine, secular music, Family Circle cartoons, suggesting that she cook chicken vindaloo or other "ethnic" cuisine, the game of Twister, Hitoshi, trips to Ikea, a Honda NSX, video games including the Wii, Australians, bestiality, fursuits, wild Canadian bucks, or any number of other sinful and depraved activities and ideas.
So, no, it is NOT possible for a True Christian™ woman to get the AIDS unless she brings it upon herself. God does not punish people for kicks; He only punishes those who deserve it, unless a bet with Satan is involved. If, of course, Satan bets against you, God will allow him to kill off your family in the most horrible way imaginable, and take away all your money, and torture you, but not kill you. When your faith sustains you through this disaster and God wins the bet, then God will then give you a NICER house, and MORE money, and a wife and daughters far more beautiful than the ones He let Satan torture to death before your eyes. See the book of Job for details on this special offer! GLORY!
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Re: Now we know what caused the AIDS! -
02-12-2008, 07:39 AM
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What would be your reply if a straight woman who has done no wrong in her life, marries (therefore granting the establishment towards sexual conducts with the married one) a man, and unbeknownst to her, the man has aids. Therefore the woman, who has followed all scriptual teachings, contracts aids as well?
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Clearly she hasn't been following the ENTIRE KJV 1611 if Jesus is punishing her. As a woman, she is already unclean and dripping with sinful intent. Only through child bearing is a woman Truly Saved.
We also must consider that the Lord, in His infinite wisdom, punishes the wife(i.e. property) for the sins of the husband. What better way to punish the husband for his abominable actions than to watch his wife die a slow lingering death originating from his own tainted loins. Jesus may even slaughter your whole family and destroy all your possessions in order to test a man's faith. Read the book of Job.
Would any of our illustrious pastors wish to comment on this?
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Re: Now we know what caused the AIDS! -
02-12-2008, 02:10 PM
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Lev. 20:15: And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast.
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I thought I would point out that this Law ALSO applies to men who have sex with women out of wedlock too.
God is NOT condemning sex with animals, he is condemning sex outside wedlock! If a man were to marry said monkey (as long as she was a virgin) then God would bless this union, and allow them to procreate together as a loving Christian family. Glory!
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Re: Now we know what caused the AIDS! -
02-12-2008, 02:36 PM
Darn it, Dr Zaius - your Name is leading me straight into S-I-N! Because every time I hear it I think of that most unHoly song that was a 'take' on Amadeus: "Dr Zaius, Dr Zaius" (repeat twice) "Ooh-ooh! Dr Zaius"
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Re: Now we know what caused the AIDS! -
02-12-2008, 03:48 PM
DR. ZAIUS DOES NOT MONKEY AROUND!!
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Re: Now we know what caused the AIDS! -
02-12-2008, 04:55 PM
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Darn it, Dr Zaius - your Name is leading me straight into S-I-N! Because every time I hear it I think of that most unHoly song that was a 'take' on Amadeus: "Dr Zaius, Dr Zaius" (repeat twice) "Ooh-ooh! Dr Zaius"
Now quit monkeying around with me!
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Sister, I am unfamiliar with that song. Then again, I have set my radio to one of the local conservative talk stations and then pulled off the knob.
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Re: Now we know what caused the AIDS! -
02-12-2008, 04:57 PM
It's sung to the tune of 'Amadeus', which you might have heard back in the 80's.
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Re: Now we know what caused the AIDS! -
02-20-2008, 10:22 AM
It's been a proven fact, anyone can type into Google 'AIDS in vaccines'.
Africa is being destroyed by design.
Wake the f*** up.
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Re: Now we know what caused the AIDS! -
02-21-2008, 06:14 AM
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Do you have any proof that AIDS came from people having sex with monkeys, or in the case of this article, orangutans??
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Are you kidding me? It's evolutionist trash like you that caused God to give the homosexuals AIDS. Evolution teaches that we came from baboons or whatever it is they say and naturally with this thought people would think its okay to sleep with baboons.
Next the demoncrats evolutionist trash are going to be wanting monekys and people to have marriage "rights".
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Re: Now we know what caused the AIDS! -
02-21-2008, 01:48 PM
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Next the demoncrats evolutionist trash are going to be wanting monekys and people to have marriage "rights".
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So if it was up to you, men would be going around having sexual relations with monkeys with no marrital consequences? What are you? Some sort of liberal pervert??
I see nothing wrong with marriage rights between a man and a FEMALE monkey. Didn't God allow Adam to choose his life-companion and mate by first offering him all the animals of the jungle to choose from. When Adam wasn't attracted to any of them, God tore out Adam's own rib and made Eve.
Marriage is about one male and one female, being united by God through love, for the rest of their lives. There is NOTHING wrong with a human male marrying a female animal. God would bless this union through marriage, and allow them to pro-create a loving Christian family.
I am in no-way defending perverts raping animals. If a man is attracted to an animal then he has to make it right through God, and that means Marriage for life. After all aren't our own women nothing more than animals with no souls? So what's the difference?
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Re: Now we know what caused the AIDS! -
02-24-2008, 06:46 AM
I know that in 2009 Landover is planning a mission to Africa, to bring Jesus to the dark Jungles of that foreign continent. There will be many hazards for our brave volunteers. The least of which is the prevalence of the AIDS in the poorest communities. They will need to be extra careful.
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Re: Now we know what caused the AIDS! -
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your kidding??
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Re: Now we know what caused the AIDS! -
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That our missionaries will have to take proper precautions against getting AIDs in Africa? No! Up to 1/3 of the population is infected with AIDs in some places over there. Our missionaries have been issued the proper protective equipment so they can minister to the unsaved safely.
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Re: Now we know what caused the AIDS! -
05-15-2009, 05:27 PM
No, I'm so sorry, Bobby-Joe. I didn't mean the protection. Take some mosquito-repellent spray! The mosquito bite can transmit HIV.
My comment was meant for this:
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I'm sure most men did not realize she was an orangatang. She looks like a typical nigress.
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She is one stupid and narrow minded idiot, who should once meet up with michelle obama. This orangutan is a poor animal used by humanity. You are a poor human using no brain nor having morals.
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