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Default Re: Flood confirmed! Whale graveyard in desert! How else could it be so? - 04-09-2012, 04:59 AM

I for one find literally fascinating how people choose to live in ignorance in such a modern age.
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Default Re: Flood confirmed! Whale graveyard in desert! How else could it be so? - 04-09-2012, 08:04 AM

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I for one find literally fascinating how people choose to live in ignorance in such a modern age.
Do you really? How fascinating. I'm sure that in time your ignorance will decrease and you will accept God and His word and remove the blinkers that the scientific conspiracy has put there to keep you from Salvation®.
John 3:12 If I have told you earthly things, and ye believe not, how shall ye believe, if I tell you of heavenly things?

The scientists know that if they can get you to believe the Bible is false about why whales are in the desert then they can stop your belief in God. Why do you think they put so much effort in to appear wise and diligent? Why do they back everything up with so-called falsifiable evidence? The very fact it is falsifiable shows it is false!

But you are determined to burn



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Default Re: Flood confirmed! Whale graveyard in desert! How else could it be so? - 04-12-2012, 03:47 AM

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I for one find literally fascinating how people choose to live in ignorance in such a modern age.
I agree, those scientists are way out of their league trying to "disprove God" with their evolution and stuff. It is obvious to any Christian that the whale was there only because of the great flood and any attempt to prove otherwise does show their ignorance.
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Default Re: Flood confirmed! Whale graveyard in desert! How else could it be so? - 04-12-2012, 03:55 AM

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I for one find literally fascinating how people choose to live in ignorance in such a modern age.
We don't "choose" ignorance. We choose to obey God's Holy Word and let everything else follow from that.

When you say that we are ignorant you are saying that the All Knowing God of the Bible is ignorant. And how can He be the All Knowing God if He is ignorant?

You are so unreasoning in your thinking.


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Default Re: Flood confirmed! Whale graveyard in desert! How else could it be so? - 05-13-2012, 10:13 AM

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Secularists and evolution scientists are climbing over themselves to put their own "millions of years" stamp on this astonishing find. With a more discerning eye a True Christian™ scientist can rapidly see what really is going on here.



They were so close to the truth with this piece of speculation but their God-hating ways were their enemy.



Yes, it has to be the mother of all storms - the GREAT FLOOD ITSELF!



Again they are so close. Of course they died at the same time! The flood must have had some effect on aquatic life and whales (who stupidly beach themselves at the best of times) must have been prime candidates for thinking a submerged desert was the normal sea floor and then becoming stranded as the waters receded. We keep on seeing this over and over as these ancient bones turn up on dry land yet do these crazy scientists come up with a convincing explanation for how this happens? No, they don't!

It's all, "millions of years this and plate tectonics that" as they fudge round the facts that God gives us a cast iron clue as to the age of the Earth. We didn't even need to put it all together until Satan infected the mind of the scientist but it's in plain sight that there is no way the Earth can be that old.



Bet you a dollar they're not even considering God's flood? Didn't think so. Their steadfast refusal to consider all the evidence is well known but as per usual they refuse the answer that's staring them in the face!



Yet again one of them nears the mark but his hatred of God stops him from drawing the right conclusion. Is it just me or are these people so blinded by their own agenda that they simply cannot focus on the matter at hand and look at what's really going on right before them? They are so blinded by their documents and theses they have been brainwashed into accepting as fact over the course of their secular indoctrination that the actual truth that God really did flood the Earth just as it says in the Bible and that whales were collateral damage as a result won't suggest itself to them no matter how blindingly obvious it is.



We need to seize this site before they pervert all the evidence and investigate it properly without these fools basing all their research on the assumption that God is not real. How dare they profane such a sacred site with their silly measurements and ways. Not once have they praised God or considered His mighty hand in the events they find the evidence for!

Protest and make some noise, brethren!

The water withdrew from these areas, where they are buried. So it would proof the opposite of a flood, that the desert was the ground of a former ocean.


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Default Re: Flood confirmed! Whale graveyard in desert! How else could it be so? - 05-13-2012, 11:14 AM

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The water withdrew from these areas, where they are buried. So it would proof the opposite of a flood, that the desert was the ground of a former ocean.
Well obviously it was like an ocean when the flood was in progress. It lasted for about a year so that's plenty of time for a dumb animal like a whale to get lost and confused then get stranded as the waters receded. We even find sea shells on top of high mountains.



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Well obviously it was like an ocean when the flood was in progress. .

Or it has always been an ocean and no flood and the water just withdrew.


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Or it has always been an ocean and no flood and the water just withdrew.
That's rather convenient, don't you think. You need some sort of alternate hypothesis to disprove the Flood so your master, Satan, can discredit the Bible and lo and behold, you assert it is so, just like that. And we are supposed to accept this far fetched idea of yours without any evidence at all.

And the water just withdrew. Yeah, right. How's that not exactly the same as what I said but minus God and the flood just because you hate Jesus?



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That's rather convenient, don't you think. You need some sort of alternate hypothesis to disprove the Flood so your master, Satan, can discredit the Bible and lo and behold, you assert it is so, just like that. And we are supposed to accept this far fetched idea of yours without any evidence at all.

And the water just withdrew. Yeah, right. How's that not exactly the same as what I said but minus God and the flood just because you hate Jesus?

The start of this topic was that someone tried to proof the flood and I was just showing, that this explanation for whale skeletons is nonsense and proofs nothing about any flood.
The Black Sea proofs a flood. But it was not a worldwide one. But it is the one, which is mentioned in the Bible.


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The start of this topic was that someone tried to proof the flood and I was just showing, that this explanation for whale skeletons is nonsense and proofs nothing about any flood.
The Black Sea proofs a flood. But it was not a worldwide one. But it is the one, which is mentioned in the Bible.
Oh dear.

Another one taken in by a fashionable heresy. Do you honestly think God would have gone to all the trouble of telling Noah to make an ark which took him about 75 years to build and then stock it with all those animals if He could have just given him a hot tip to move out of the area?

Your ideas don't make sense.



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Oh dear.

Another one taken in by a fashionable heresy. Do you honestly think God would have gone to all the trouble of telling Noah to make an ark which took him about 75 years to build and then stock it with all those animals if He could have just given him a hot tip to move out of the area?

Your ideas don't make sense.

Yes. The authors of the Bible just thought, it was a worldwide one. They didn't have satellites. But how could they? They lived 2000 years ago. It's just normal for them to think, it's worldwide.


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Yes. The authors of the Bible just thought, it was a worldwide one. They didn't have satellites. But how could they? They lived 2000 years ago. It's just normal for them to think, it's worldwide.
Nobody has satellites! Deary me! You're a firmament denier as well.



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Default Re: Flood confirmed! Whale graveyard in desert! How else could it be so? - 08-09-2012, 09:19 AM

Surely in a flood, the whales are more likely to survive than say, elephants ?
Drowned perhaps?
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Surely in a flood, the whales are more likely to survive than say, elephants ?
Drowned perhaps?
Did you even read the thread? Whales are so dumb even a simple high tide confuses them; they get stranded all the time. These ones probably thought the desert was a beach and got stranded as the water went down.

How else does a big fish end up in the desert?



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Default Re: Flood confirmed! Whale graveyard in desert! How else could it be so? - 08-09-2012, 06:11 PM

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Did you even read the thread? Whales are so dumb even a simple high tide confuses them; they get stranded all the time. These ones probably thought the desert was a beach and got stranded as the water went down.

How else does a big fish end up in the desert?
Maybe they evolved from cacti?



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Default Re: Flood confirmed! Whale graveyard in desert! How else could it be so? - 09-29-2012, 05:27 PM

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Maybe they evolved from cacti?

Well we evolved from fish-frog-lizard-monkeys according to them so any idea seems fair game



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Default Re: Flood confirmed! Whale graveyard in desert! How else could it be so? - 09-30-2012, 08:36 PM

Ever Heard of Pangea?


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Default Re: Flood confirmed! Whale graveyard in desert! How else could it be so? - 09-30-2012, 08:51 PM

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Ever Heard of Pangea?
Some sort of gay cutter pop group?



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Default Re: Flood confirmed! Whale graveyard in desert! How else could it be so? - 10-01-2012, 12:19 PM

Of course the Great Flood was there. All those lakes we have around the world clearly show that a flood occurred. Water can't just move itself inland and form a lake, that would be ridiculous.
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Default Re: Flood confirmed! Whale graveyard in desert! How else could it be so? - 10-01-2012, 12:24 PM

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Oh, that theory that all the continents had group sex? Such a thing has never occurred on this flat surface.
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