[H. Montague Worthington]

It's no coincidence that the Christian Church and the Republican Party have both had great success with a crucial bloc of swing voters-- embittered loner zealots feeling angry and searching for some sort of meaning in their lives (apart from the voices in their heads). Instead, this crucial voting bloc was reached by BOTH the Christian Church and the Republican Party through Sunday morning services to shut-ins on Christian Broadcasting, and a talk radio army of conservatives each trying to raise the ante on patriotism.

It's been a winning combination, capturing several crucial elections and bringing down the Murrah Federal Building, but lately it has lost its lustre. This Obama character is dangerous. None of the typical rhetoric on talk radio is getting any traction, even when the dial is turned up to "11."

Why? What can the Republican Party do to prove that THIS time we're really serious about fiscal responsibility, personal moral character, faith, looking out for the taxpayers, etc., etc., blah, blah, blah? Why don't they just believe us? Sure, baby, we didn't do a good job for the past decade, but I swear to you, cross my heart, this time it will be different.

And voters--- We're sorry for the way we treated you, but you practically made us do it! You've got to believe us that it will never happen again.... look me in the eyes, baby, er, voters.... can't you see how serious we are? Now are you going to put us back in office? Please? Pretty please? Will you let me see that simile that you gave us when you swept us into control of congress back in 1994? Can I see that smile that you gave us when Ronald Reagan whispered, "It's morning in, America, baby...." in you ear? There it is, baby. This time will be different. Trust me.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Originally Posted by H. Montague Worthington

It's no coincidence that the Christian Church and the Republican Party have both had great success with a crucial bloc of swing voters-- embittered loner zealots feeling angry and searching for some sort of meaning in their lives (apart from the voices in their heads). Instead, this crucial voting bloc was reached by BOTH the Christian Church and the Republican Party through Sunday morning services to shut-ins on Christian Broadcasting, and a talk radio army of conservatives each trying to raise the ante on patriotism.

It's been a winning combination, capturing several crucial elections and bringing down the Murrah Federal Building, but lately it has lost its lustre. This Obama character is dangerous. None of the typical rhetoric on talk radio is getting any traction, even when the dial is turned up to "11."

I think they need to do what our Godly former President Bush did, and turn the dial up to "9-11" again.

Never Forgive - Never Forget!

[Larry Lee]

Originally Posted by H. Montague Worthington

Why? What can the Republican Party do to prove that THIS time we're really serious about fiscal responsibility, personal moral character, faith, looking out for the taxpayers, etc., etc., blah, blah, blah? Why don't they just believe us? Sure, baby, we didn't do a good job for the past decade , but I swear to you, cross my heart, this time it will be different

ATTENTION!!!!!!!!! BROTHERS AND SISTERNS IN CHRIST! Our beloved Brother Montague is experiencing a Crisis of Faith and requires your prayers immediately.

How DARE Brother "Monty" (as we, his friends, lovingly call him) suggest that Republican governance prior to our Godly President Dubya was anything but exalted unto the most High!

Why Why Why does "Monty" minimize the Republican impacts of Bush I, the crypto-Republican Clinton, and our only sainted President, Saint Ronald Reagan? Does "Monty" think that our beloved Saint Reagan was anything but a gift from Providence?

I don't know what exactly "Monty" thinks, but the contents of his latest post cause me to conclude that "Monty" negates the supreme accomplishments of Republican Presidents from Reagan through to the crypto Clinton and that "Monty" has the presumption to assert that American Godliness began with Dubya!! A heresy, which we True Christians™ cannot tolerate to hear.

So, don your sackcloths and throw ashes upon the wind. Brother Monty needs our prayers, our support, and possibly our banishment, unless he amends his thinking.

[BibleBeliever]

I know this. Yes, I've been unemployed for over a year now ... but I know that by supporting our Godly Super Rich so they can keep their bailouts, I will eventually get a job through my faith and humbleness. Trickle down economics is the only way to go.

However, it's tough for me to contain my anger against the frigging nigra dumbass who has ruined my life in a matter of six weeks!!! My chuch has kicked me out on the streets because of you. I hate you Hussein Osama, you Kenyan Muslim fake President!!!! I'll tea bag the White House with my friggin nuts!!!! God Bless our Beloved President Obama.

[Bobby-Joe]

Brother Monty,

I am praying to Jesus that you listen to Him about Gods Own Party. How can the Republicans be held accountable for a recessions that both started during the Clinton Administration. There is the voluntary war in Iraq, don't you want the Iraqi's to be FREE® under the benevolent guidance of former Bush administration members? And what do think, the Republican party is inhuman? That they would stand by and let you suffer under a 39% tax burden.

Monty, the GOP needs and lest 36 more years to fix this countries problems after what Carter did to it.

[H. Montague Worthington]

Originally Posted by Larry Lee

ATTENTION!!!!!!!!! BROTHERS AND SISTERNS IN CHRIST! Our beloved Brother Montague is experiencing a Crisis of Faith and requires your prayers immediately.

How DARE Brother "Monty" (as we, his friends, lovingly call him) suggest that Republican governance prior to our Godly President Dubya was anything but exalted unto the most High!

Why Why Why does "Monty" minimize the Republican impacts of Bush I, the crypto-Republican Clinton, and our only sainted President, Saint Ronald Reagan? Does "Monty" think that our beloved Saint Reagan was anything but a gift from Providence?

I don't know what exactly "Monty" thinks, but the contents of his latest post cause me to conclude that "Monty" negates the supreme accomplishments of Republican Presidents from Reagan through to the crypto Clinton and that "Monty" has the presumption to assert that American Godliness began with Dubya!! A heresy, which we True Christians™ cannot tolerate to hear.

So, don your sackcloths and throw ashes upon the wind. Brother Monty needs our prayers, our support, and possibly our banishment, unless he amends his thinking.

I appreciate your concern, Brother Lee, but I am not having a crisis of confidence in The Republican Party to do the right thing by worthy Americans. I am having a crisis of confidence in the ability of the majority of Americans to do the right thing by America and its most worthy citizens by seeing though the drive-by media's smokescreen disguising LIEberals, and Barack Obama in particular, as a viable political choice and not a disasterous Muslim/Socialist takeover of America in pursuit of a One World Government!

Each and every morning when I turn on Fox News after my wife Delores serves me breakfast in bed, I splatter the walls of the bedroom with projectile vomit when I hear the latest move toward a Socialist/Muslim Negrocracy that Obummer is inching us toward every day! At least three hours of Delores' day are spend picking the dried chunks of breakfast off the wall, time that could be spent studying the Bible or campaigning for Creationism Intelligent Design to be taught in our local school system. I think this is part of the ingenious Left Wing media plot to aid Obummer in the creation of a systematic brainwashing of our young people-- to make sure that wives spend their days cleaning up dried vomit and stomach acid splattered on the walls of America!

No, I have no crisis of faith in the American people, because *tears* we surround THEM! *Sniffle* I remember how Americans felt on September 12, 2001, and how proud I was of the beginning of our 8-year war in Afganistan and 7-year war in Iraq. And, *tear* I.... excuse me, I just love my country, and *wimper* I.... I fear for it's future!

[Wash O'Hanley]

I've been trying to convert as many people to the Republican party since the 'election' of 'president' Obama but it turns out that my largest demographic is dogs whose owners left the radio on while they were away so the dogs wouldn't feel lonely.

[Buford T Scoggins]

Originally Posted by H. Montague Worthington

Each and every morning when I turn on Fox News after my wife Delores serves me breakfast in bed, I splatter the walls of the bedroom with projectile vomit when I hear the latest move toward a Socialist/Muslim Negrocracy that Obummer is inching us toward every day!

Brother Monty, I feel your pain. I can barely contain my rage every time I turn on the TV and see "President" Osambo pretending to be the leader of the USA. Everyone knows that ACORN (the American branch of Al Qaeda) stole the election, but what can we do about it? It's no wonder that right-thinking Americans are in such a funk. Even manly Glen Beck was recently on TV crying like a sissy homo.

This is no time to show weakness - we must remain strong. The proper response to our temporary setbacks is to stockpile weapons, ammo, Ann Coulter books and Chuck Norris videos. If you don't have enough cash on hand to pay for these necessities, consider taking out another home equity loan, or selling your daughter to traffickers. There are other innovative ways to raise cash in these hard times - our church here in Wacko, Texas, recently earned money by extorting abortion clinics (ie accepting cash payments to keep our bullhorn brigate away). We've also started allowing gamblers, erh worshippers, at our church bingo parlor to pay with a credit card or sign over the title to their car.

Last but not least, tune your radio to Rush Limbaugh and await further instructions.

Praise Jesus!
Brother Buford

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by H. Montague Worthington

No, I have no crisis of faith in the American people, because *tears* we surround THEM! *Sniffle* I remember how Americans felt on September 12, 2001, and how proud I was of the beginning of our 8-year war in Afganistan and 7-year war in Iraq. And, *tear* I.... excuse me, I just love my country, and *wimper* I.... I fear for it's future!

Monty,

I to share you pain and fear for this great country of ours. But clearly we are like the Israelite in The Bible; to proud and stiff necked so Christ withdrew His protection covering and let this socialist usurper in the Whitehouse. Obama is a scouring of the Lord. I mean just look, from day one in the Whitehouse there have been mass unemployment, the stock market tanked, the banking system is near collapse, were are bogged down in two wars and we are international pariahs.

America will come to its sense soon!

[Larry Lee]

Originally Posted by H. Montague Worthington

No, I have no crisis of faith in the American people, because *tears* we surround THEM! *Sniffle* I remember how Americans felt on September 12, 2001, and how proud I was of the beginning of our 8-year war in Afganistan and 7-year war in Iraq. And, *tear* I.... excuse me, I just love my country, and *wimper* I.... I fear for it's future!

Oh, Monty, how could I have doubted you? You're a sponsor of the 9-12 Project! Please forgive me.