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Originally Posted by I Man Rastafari
Greetings!
I can tell my white friends that I have studied this subject extensively and I have come to several conclusions. The most important finding is one known by everyone in Jamaica which is my home and that is that Jah is more communicative once some ganja has been smoked and he is more likely to be in touch and send directions and messages when the smoker is smoking. I am uncertain why my Baptist friends have not discovered this fact.
Also the white girls become more friendly and willing once the herb has been smoked. This is a gift to the Black man from Jah. Also there are many other benefits such as health and vitality and sometimes you can tell what people are thinking.
I have two observations which are particular to ganja in Babylon. The first is that the ganja here is too expensive. No one smokes the ganja brought by the Mexicans because it is moldy and smells bad and it does not work well. It is the white people here in Babylon who have the true ganja and they are very greedy for money so they charge too much in money for it. Also as we know the white man steals everything and that includes the seeds to grow the best of the Lamb's Breath so the ganja in Babylon is stronger that the ganja in Jamaica. That is indecent and racist.
Jah Guide!
Trevor
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"Wagwan" "mandem", I know that "bunning de reefer" is an important part of your "culture" and "religion" and "ting", so I hope I'm not being too "dutty" when I say that we don't need the "deets" or the "lowdown" on how the drug trade works in the third world. "Jah" is a stoneman fever dream for psychotic "Rastafari" who have partaken of "de ganja" a few too many times (and "ting"). By using your native bird "language", I'm extending the hand of friendship, "seen"? But I don't want "fi" get "shanked inna de shower" so please feel free to ignore me and carry on your one-man minstrel show.
I did think we had already carried out missions to southwest third world but evidently they were not sufficiently successful. Perhaps it's these recent notions of independence and legislative autonomy that has the far-west of Africa* all uppity and full of drugs. I don't know. I took Third World Studies as a minor at Freehold U but, frankly, nobody could understand your motives. The assigned textbook mentions in reference to Jamaica that "we continue there in vain because the LORD says we must". Not much else. And isn't that basically the story of contiguous Africa and the far-west African subcontinent? The white man continues to chuck his $4 each month into a literal black hole because we're good and generous and they're hungry and incompetent?
*Sometimes incorrectly labeled part of South America. The idea of the word "America" being associated with anything other than the USA is just outrageous. It's cultural appropriation. Shithole countries (as our president would say) trying to cash in on America's strong brand recognition.