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Re: If the Earth is flat... -
07-07-2010, 07:10 PM
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Well shit you guys cant die off i forgot you guys mass reporduce in piffle farms to keep your bull shit alive.
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Why do you use those awefull words? Are you into scat and beastiality boy? If so, you should be put to death
Exodus 22:19
Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death.
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07-07-2010, 07:21 PM
I am into hot sex with gorgous women fyi didnt say a thing about piffleing animals.. said you guys mass reproduce so your shitty ass religon wont ever die off.
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07-07-2010, 07:23 PM
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I am into hot sex with gorgous women fyi didnt say a thing about piffleing animals.. said you guys mass reproduce so your shitty ass religon wont ever die off.
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It seems from your post you are not into woman at all, instead you prefer man. Why do you lie about your sexual orientation? Don't you know that God knows us all.
Genesis 6:5
And God saw that the wickedness of man was great in the earth, and that every imagination of the thoughts of his heart was only evil continually.
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Re: If the Earth is flat... -
07-07-2010, 08:48 PM
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HA HA HA.. You guys are dumb.. The bible was made to control society... bla bla bla
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Prove it.
Your verbal diarrhea is not an argument. Just smelly.
I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen
Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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Re: If the Earth is flat... -
07-15-2021, 12:37 AM
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Pretty sure they're just using the generic christian method of arguing, e.g; Completely ignore everything that doesn't agree with you.
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Re: If the Earth is flat... -
07-15-2021, 12:56 AM
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What question?
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Re: If the Earth is flat... -
07-15-2021, 01:01 AM
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Why did you pull up a thread that was last posted to over eleven years ago and yell at someone who didn't even ask a question? I am very confuse at your antics.
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Re: If the Earth is flat... -
06-15-2022, 04:20 AM
Hey guess what. There us no edge. Its ROUND.
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Because edges are for people who are going to hell
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Re: If the Earth is flat... -
06-15-2022, 04:25 AM
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No, you're completely evading the point.
If the earth is flat like your great skywizard says it is, then where did the mighty bearded giant in the clouds hide the edges? You know, those magical things that are on ALL 2-dimensional, and most 3-dimensional objects?
If your next reply doesn't contain an answer, you get to rejoice in the fact that your brain is an atrophied lump of fat by now.
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Re: If the Earth is flat... -
06-15-2022, 04:34 AM
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1: No, again you nutcases evade my point. A globe is a map of the earth, I suppose globes are the devils tools since obviously by your rules they defy you illogical flat-earth delusion?
2: That's simply retarded. The earth is round, proven time over and time over by science. Don't believe it? Go ahead, fly aROUND the world.
3: Yes actually, I know it to be true. If not for the suns gravitational pull we'd be floating aimlessly in cold space, with nothing to hold us in place.
u mad?
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To further add to this fact that the EARTH IS ROUND. this is a photo of earth. Yes. It's not photo shop. It's not bull shit. This is a mosaic of thousands of images taken off the earth by using NOAA Satellites and Radio waves. Boom. Conspiracy Distroyed. And, I took time, if you want me too, I can send my progress.
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Re: If the Earth is flat... -
06-15-2022, 05:15 AM
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To further add to this fact that the EARTH IS ROUND. this is a photo of earth. Yes. It's not photo shop. It's not bull shit. This is a mosaic of thousands of images taken off the earth by using NOAA Satellites and Radio waves. Boom. Conspiracy Distroyed. And, I took time, if you want me too, I can send my progress.
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This the ficti onal planet Coruscant. I surmise that it is a CGI but unlike your attempt, consists only of one part and is not a mosaic. It presumably proves to you that this Star trek Universe "planet" is real?
We are well aware that our senses and many intricate instruments have yielded data that would indicate the world being a sphere. However, we cannot trust our senses nor the tellyscopes if they are in contradiction with the Bible. God is just testing us in this manner.
2 Thessalonians 2:11
And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:
The verse above proves beyond any reasonable doubt that the flat Earth model reigns supreme!
Yours in Christ,
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2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.
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Re: If the Earth is flat... -
06-15-2022, 07:09 AM
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Neat.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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06-15-2022, 10:11 AM
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Re: If the Earth is flat... -
06-15-2022, 01:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Elmer G. White
This the ficti onal planet Coruscant. I surmise that it is a CGI but unlike your attempt, consists only of one part and is not a mosaic. It presumably proves to you that this Star trek Universe "planet" is real?
We are well aware that our senses and many intricate instruments have yielded data that would indicate the world being a sphere. However, we cannot trust our senses nor the tellyscopes if they are in contradiction with the Bible. God is just testing us in this manner.
2 Thessalonians 2:11
And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:
The verse above proves beyond any reasonable doubt that the flat Earth model reigns supreme!
Yours in Christ,
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Alright. Let's take another look at another object. The Moon. The moon is round. If it was not round, it would look distorted everywhere EXCEPT overhead. This video should explain it a little more. If you are willing to brave it. https://youtu.be/_bHqBy92iGM
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Re: If the Earth is flat... -
06-15-2022, 01:39 PM
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Alright. Let's take another look at another object. The Moon. The moon is round.
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I didn't look at the propaganda video. Don't have to. What you portray as "the moon" is a 5th grade class project. Teacher said, "Make this basketball look like a moon your liberal textbook talks about. Be sure to cover the air valve. That would give the joke away."
The kids did a good job. But, they forgot to cover the air valve. Did you notice??
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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06-15-2022, 01:40 PM
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Neat.
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Oh thank you!- This took a long time to make! I'm so glad you like it!
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06-15-2022, 01:46 PM
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I didn't look at the propaganda video. Don't have to. What you portray as "the moon" is a 5th grand class project. Teacher said, "Make this basketball look like a moon your liberal textbook talks about. Be sure to cover the air valve. That would give the joke away."
The kids did a good job. But, they forgot to cover the air valve. Did you notice??
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Since you didn't look, I'm gonna automatically assume that you are dumb. And no. It's not a fifth grade class project. WE CAN ALL SEE IT. WE CAN ALL PHOTOGRAPH IT. MAYBE GET OUT OF YOUR MOMS BASEMENT AND LOOK UP FOR ONCE. BUY A GODDAMN TELESCOPE AND LOOK AT THE MOON, THEN COME BACK TO ME. I DONT WANNA SEE A SINGLE REPLY UNTIL YOU DO. if you're too scared to. Join my discord server. ***suspicious midget porn link removed by your friendly moderator*** I'll have a live view there.
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Re: If the Earth is flat... -
06-15-2022, 02:04 PM
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Since you didn't look, I'm gonna automatically assume that you are dumb. And no. It's not a fifth grade class project. WE CAN ALL SEE IT. WE CAN ALL PHOTOGRAPH IT. MAYBE GET OUT OF YOUR MOMS BASEMENT AND LOOK UP FOR ONCE. BUY A GODDAMN TELESCOPE AND LOOK AT THE MOON, THEN COME BACK TO ME. I DONT WANNA SEE A SINGLE REPLY UNTIL YOU DO. if you're too scared to. Join my discord server. ***suspicious midget porn link removed by your friendly moderator*** I'll have a live view there.
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Calling me "dumb" is not what is done in scholarly discussions. I only pointed out the obvious: The sphere you pictured has an air valve. Basketballs have air valves. I rest my case.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: If the Earth is flat... -
06-15-2022, 04:27 PM
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Calling me "dumb" is not what is done in scholarly discussions. I only pointed out the obvious: The sphere you pictured has an air valve. Basketballs have air valves. I rest my case.
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WHAT AIR VALVE???? THERE IS NO AIR VALVE?- SHOW ME A PICTURE OF WHERE THIS SUPPOSED AIR VALVE IS. GO AHEAD.
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Re: If the Earth is flat... -
06-15-2022, 04:48 PM
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Oh thank you!- This took a long time to make! I'm so glad you like it!
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And yet in all that time you failed to notice the nation islands of New Zealand. Your mother did a disservice by not educating you at home. My children are all homeschooled and know every nation on earth, every capital of every nation, and the most common sin associated with each nation (in New Zealand it is tattoos [Leviticus 19:28] and the demonic haka) These are important facts today's youth are lacking, and the consequences will be dire for you.
New Zealand soccer boys attempt to curse their opponents on the field, having literally no other hope in competitions.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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