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Re: Original Music by Billy Bob Jenkins -
10-13-2011, 11:48 AM
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.....guitar tuner.
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Mr Jenkins' temperament is not suited as a vehicle for WARNING FOR PARENTS: LINKS TO PAPIST DOGMA >>>>>>papist dogma. Your hearing centres are askew.
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Re: Original Music by Billy Bob Jenkins -
10-13-2011, 09:03 PM
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We are not talking the Singing Nun here but full marks for trying and for learning how to use a webcam if not a guitar tuner.
I must admit a certain admiration for any "artist" who eschews the use of autotune and other modern abominations designed to hide the flaws of poorly practiced and talent-challenged "musicians" like yourself. A bit similar to Oprah testing trampolines in a string bikini but such is the measure of the skills our Lord has gifted you and kudos for doing something with so little. (Did you know Jerry Lewis as a child?)
A little tip for you and your lack of subtle lyrical touch: It is called worship music and not warship music... you might want to think about that.
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And now you are a music critic? Did you ever listen to you ring kissers pretend to sing Mass? What you know about music would fit in a thim never mind, I'm not going to be impolite and stoop to your level.
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Re: Original Music by Billy Bob Jenkins -
11-15-2011, 02:25 AM
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Don't Let Queers Take Vows by Billy Bob Jenkins © 2011
Genesis 2:24
says a man and a woman's fair game
the book of Deuteronomy
says a victim must take her rapist's name
Chorus:
Stick with traditional marriage
the Bible tells us how
His will we won't disparage
Don't let the queers take vows
Solomon had 300 concubines
not to mention his 700 wives
a soldier can take his POWs
after taking their families' lives
Repeat Chorus
Slaves can be forced by their owners
to marry and bring forth new slaves
their children are stoned with stones
if they should misbehave
Repeat Chorus
A woman without any kids
must marry her brother in law
but the first marriage was not even voluntary
so what difference does that make?
repeat chorus
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This video has been taken down from Youtube for "hatespeech" violations. It contains no information not paraphrased from the King James Bible.
Um... the word PERSECUTION springs to mind!!!
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Re: Original Music by Billy Bob Jenkins -
11-15-2011, 02:33 AM
And we know that we are blessed by their persecution!
Just a word of caution, friend: Speaking as somebody who's had an account closed by YouTube, I know from experience that they tend to have a "three strikes and you're out" policy.
In my case, I lost my account because three of my videos had been reported as copyright violations. I'm not sure they'd definitely do the same for alleged hate speech, but just in case you have any content, messages, or contacts on YouTube that you don't want to lose, I'd suggest that you back up that info.
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Re: Original Music by Billy Bob Jenkins -
11-15-2011, 02:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Faith_Machine
And we know that we are blessed by their persecution!
Just a word of caution, friend: Speaking as somebody who's had an account closed by YouTube, I know from experience that they tend to have a "three strikes and you're out" policy.
In my case, I lost my account because three of my videos had been reported as copyright violations. I'm not sure they'd definitely do the same for alleged hate speech, but just in case you have any content, messages, or contacts on YouTube that you don't want to lose, I'd suggest that you back up that info.
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Thank you for the kind words, brother. I'm sure my account will be deleted soon and this fine, toe-tapping thread will be destroyed, as this is the second time I have been persecuted on youtube. The third is just around the corner -I can feel it! Ooh the anticipation!
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Re: Original Music by Billy Bob Jenkins -
11-16-2011, 01:44 AM
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This video has been taken down from Youtube for "hatespeech" violations. It contains no information not paraphrased from the King James Bible.
Um... the word PERSECUTION springs to mind!!!
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It seems that Jewtube hates Christians
So we wont be hearing any more songs by you?
You can always create a new account, called something like "VeryGodlyBillyBobJenkins"
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Re: Original Music by Billy Bob Jenkins -
11-16-2011, 01:53 AM
Here is the homersexual who flagged the video
http://www.youtube.com/user/TheRankineFiles
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"Don't Let Queers Take Vows"
Uploaded by "GodlyBillyBobJenkins"
This video has been removed as a violation of YouTube's policy prohibiting hate speech.
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Can anyone check if this homer lives in Freehold? If he does, i think it might be possible to prosecute him, maybe he is a part of some "Occupy Freehold" movement.
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Re: Original Music by Billy Bob Jenkins -
11-16-2011, 02:18 AM
There is no way that queer lives in Freehold. I can tell just by his use of the color pink, and of the F-word, and his propensity for censoring "hate speech," that he is obviously a San Francisco queer.
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Re: Original Music by Billy Bob Jenkins -
11-26-2011, 02:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins
I feel the Lord moving me to make another hit. I feel it in my toes. It will reach my fingers sometimes this afternoon.
He tells me it will be called "Ballad of a Bastard Son".
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Re: Original Music by Billy Bob Jenkins -
11-27-2011, 03:10 PM
I think anal sex feels just as good as regular sex. Coming from a man who has a husband and a wife, you sir are a cock.
Go die you inbred scum, and the may take your soul. God will always love me more than he loves you you uncaring scumbag. Go to hell
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Re: Original Music by Billy Bob Jenkins -
11-27-2011, 09:28 PM
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I thought communists were supposed to have good education? Well they thought they did. Literacy rates were consistently high.
But then again, the world's highest literacy rate is found in
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Re: Original Music by Billy Bob Jenkins -
11-27-2011, 11:25 PM
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God will always love me more than he loves you...
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Could you please cite specific Bible verses supporting this idea? If you can prove it with scripture, I will happily believe it.
PS: That was probably the worst introductory post I have ever seen.
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Re: Original Music by Billy Bob Jenkins -
02-13-2012, 02:42 AM
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Sodomy is Not For Me by Billy Bob Jenkins © 2011
Anal sex is a crime
and baby Jesus is the victim
when you sin Satan wins
and you get demons in your rectum
Chorus:
sodomy is not for me
cause I'm a Godly man
sex produces Christian sons
to fight in Afghanistan
True Christian soldiers are
born with M-16s
they proselytize in science class
and enlist at 17
gay sex is a crime
that undermines law and order
when you sin the terrorists win
and more Catholics sneak past the border
Repeat Chorus
homo gays spread the AIDS
because they want you to die
they resent the baby Jesus
and ejaculate in His eye
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Billy Bob, could you please upload this one to some place where it's less likely to get taken down? Like maybe veoh.com?
Or you could upload it back to YouTube, but mark it as "unlisted" so only people who have the link will be able to see it.
Please Billy Bob, it's such a touching song!
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Re: Original Music by Billy Bob Jenkins -
02-13-2012, 03:34 AM
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Billy Bob, could you please upload this one to some place where it's less likely to get taken down? Like maybe veoh.com?
Or you could upload it back to YouTube, but mark it as "unlisted" so only people who have the link will be able to see it.
Please Billy Bob, it's such a touching song!
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Veoh.com you say? Are you sure they will not persecute me for my religion there? The hatred of Jesus is widespread in these, the End Times.
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Re: Original Music by Billy Bob Jenkins -
02-13-2012, 04:08 AM
it is so awful that when you quote scripture where God explains how to deal with the sodomite agenda you get canned for hate speech but when some foul mahommaden spouts satanic bile demanding that all the Christians should be killed by bloodletting and chopped up alive he gets rewarded with gilded mosques: indeed these are the last days Mr Jenkins
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Re: Original Music by Billy Bob Jenkins -
02-13-2012, 04:23 AM
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it is so awful that when you quote scripture where God explains how to deal with the sodomite agenda you get canned for hate speech but when some foul mahommaden spouts satanic bile demanding that all the Christians should be killed by bloodletting and chopped up alive he gets rewarded with gilded mosques: indeed these are the last days Mr Jenkins
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How can the sodomites who run Youtube possibly pass judgment on God's word? Don't they realize He is the source of all moral authority?
I declare, they will believe anything to justify anal sex. This is madness. How can it be wrong if God says it? He is omniscient and omnibenevolent and Perfect, so how can anyone think His Word is incorrect? Ignorant savages.
How can these people treat God as if He were a moral agent, subject to the same judgments as any other being with free will? They are clearly committing the Fallacy of Demanding Evidence or Proof for the Truth of Claims.
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Re: Original Music by Billy Bob Jenkins -
02-13-2012, 04:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins
Veoh.com you say? Are you sure they will not persecute me for my religion there? The hatred of Jesus is widespread in these, the End Times.
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At least worth a try, veoh.com is known for being less communist than youtube
And always remember that each persecution is a blessing!
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Re: Original Music by Billy Bob Jenkins -
02-13-2012, 05:28 AM
What about Godtube? Surely they'd not reject a Christian song like this!
http://www.godtube.com/
They even have a special section for music videos: http://www.godtube.com/music-videos/
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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Re: Original Music by Billy Bob Jenkins -
02-13-2012, 11:57 AM
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I don't know, Reverend. The first thing I saw was a picture of Whitney Houston. It looks to me like these "Christians" endorse drugs, promiscuous sex, wearing mixed fibers, and going to Hell!
Just the same, maybe I can have a good influence on them.
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Re: Original Music by Billy Bob Jenkins -
02-14-2012, 07:37 AM
That Godtube site looks promising, though I must say a lot of their content seems kind of tepid and middle-of-the-road. I look forward to seeing Billy Bob get on there and truly start a fire for the Lord!
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