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Default Re: False Religions Register - 09-01-2009, 09:55 PM

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Funny I was under the impression the the Romans killed Jesus.After All they were the Government in the region at the time.While the leaders of the Hebrew church wanted him persecuted for heresy against the Church it was indeed the Romans that crucified him.Funny how it works the very people who killed him later start a church to worship him (RCC).


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Funny I was under the impression the the Romans killed Jesus.After All they were the Government in the region at the time.While the leaders of the Hebrew church wanted him persecuted for heresy against the Church it was indeed the Romans that crucified him.Funny how it works the very people who killed him later start a church to worship him (RCC).
Did you bother to actually read it? It answers your questions.


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I did read it like I said The Romans killed Jesus.


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Default Re: False Religions Register - 09-02-2009, 02:11 AM

Matthew 27:5 Then answered all the people, and said, His blood be on us, and on our children.

John 5:16 And therefore did the Jews persecute Jesus, and sought to slay him, because he had done these things on the sabbath day.

John 5:18 Therefore the Jews sought the more to kill him, because he not only had broken the sabbath, but said also that God was his Father, making himself equal with God.

John 7:1 After these things Jesus walked in Galilee: for he would not walk in Jewry, because the Jews sought to kill him.

John 11:8 His disciples say unto him, Master, the Jews of late sought to stone thee; and goest thou thither again?

John 19:7 The Jews answered him, We have a law, and by our law he ought to die, because he made himself the Son of God.

John 19:12 And from thenceforth Pilate sought to release him: but the Jews cried out, saying, If thou let this man go, thou art not Caesar's friend: whosoever maketh himself a king speaketh against Caesar.

John 19:14-15 And it was the preparation of the passover, and about the sixth hour: and he saith unto the Jews, Behold your King! But they cried out, Away with him, away with him, crucify him. Pilate saith unto them, Shall I crucify your King? The chief priests answered, We have no king but Caesar.

Acts 3:14-15 But ye denied the Holy One and the Just, and desired a murderer to be granted unto you; And killed the Prince of life, whom God hath raised from the dead; whereof we are witnesses.

Acts 5:30 The God of our fathers raised up Jesus, whom ye slew and hanged on a tree.

Acts 7:51-53 Ye stiffnecked and uncircumcised in heart and ears, ye do always resist the Holy Ghost: as your fathers did, so do ye. Which of the prophets have not your fathers persecuted? and they have slain them which shewed before of the coming of the Just One; of whom ye have been now the betrayers and murderers: Who have received the law by the disposition of angels, and have not kept it.

Acts 10:39-41 And we are witnesses of all things which he did both in the land of the Jews, and in Jerusalem; whom they slew and hanged on a tree: Him God raised up the third day, and shewed him openly; Not to all the people, but unto witnesses chosen before God, even to us, who did eat and drink with him after he rose from the dead.

1 Thessalonians 2:14-16 For ye, brethren, became followers of the churches of God which in Judaea are in Christ Jesus: for ye also have suffered like things of your own countrymen, even as they have of the Jews: Who both killed the Lord Jesus, and their own prophets, and have persecuted us; and they please not God, and are contrary to all men: Forbidding us to speak to the Gentiles that they might be saved, to fill up their sins alway: for the wrath is come upon them to the uttermost.


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Default Re: False Religions Register - 09-03-2009, 08:56 PM

Er... I'd like to point at that the majority of your quotes indicate the Jews seeking to kill him. It is made perfectly clear, both by the undeniable scriptures and other historical texts that the ROMANS killed Jesus, the Jews were the ones who demanded they do so.

In essence, technically, the Romans killed him. The idea that the Jews killed him is basically true, as their actions led to his death. The just didn't put the nails in him directly.
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Default Re: False Religions Register - 09-03-2009, 10:29 PM

Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

I mean, how STUPID do you have to be to believe that a flying spaghetti monster created the universe. Hahaha!


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Er... I'd like to point at that the majority of your quotes indicate the Jews seeking to kill him. It is made perfectly clear, both by the undeniable scriptures and other historical texts that the ROMANS killed Jesus, the Jews were the ones who demanded they do so.

In essence, technically, the Romans killed him. The idea that the Jews killed him is basically true, as their actions led to his death. The just didn't put the nails in him directly.
Guilty by association. I mean, we're talking about Jesus here. You cannot wash your hands of that... EVER <- Does this look like something you can get away with? Darned joos
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Er... I'd like to point at that the majority of your quotes indicate the Jews seeking to kill him. It is made perfectly clear, both by the undeniable scriptures and other historical texts that the ROMANS killed Jesus, the Jews were the ones who demanded they do so.

In essence, technically, the Romans killed him. The idea that the Jews killed him is basically true, as their actions led to his death. The just didn't put the nails in him directly.
And by your logic if a man hires a hitman to kill his wife he shouldn't be tried for murder?

The Romans honestly did not care one way or another about Jesus. It was the Jews that wanted Him dead. Pontius Pilate only gave in to condemning Jesus to death because the Jewish populace was hungry for Jesus's blood. If anything, the Romans were more of the accessory to murder in this, than the Jews.



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Default Re: False Religions Register - 09-04-2009, 04:27 AM

Lets review.The Hebrews wanted this guy called Jesus bumped off,they went to the mafia(the Romans) and put a contract out on him .The mafia catch Jesus half beat him to death ,make him hall a big heavy cross Thur the city and the nail his ass to it and take bets on how ling it will take him to die.The mafia years later start up a church called the Roman Catlick Church as a way of saying they are sorry and now the catlicks and joos are pointing fingers at each other for bumping the guy off.

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Point of order, the Mor(m)ons are weird.

They wear magic underwear.




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Default Re: False Religions Register - 09-04-2009, 01:21 PM

Again with my underwear,are you people obsessed with them? Do you want some ? You cant have them.


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The "magic underwear" remains an abomination and we will not relent just because you are made uncomfortable by mention of those unGodly unmentionables.

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No I think its envy.You are made because God did not give you the right to possess them.You are upset because you must make do with boxers,or do you go commando ?That's it you got a chaffing problem from going commando.Try a little baby powder after you shower,that is of course if you bathe.
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No I think its envy.You are made because God did not give you the right to possess them.You are upset because you must make do with boxers,or do you go commando ?That's it you got a chaffing problem from going commando.Try a little baby powder after you shower,that is of course if you bathe.
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Pal, you are about one post away from being banned here. We don't take kindly to cultsist who advocate for satan on our Godly forum. This is a Christian website. You are unsaved and unwelcome.

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Don't worry about this guy, he isn't even really a Mormon. He admitted on another thread that he's an atheist.
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Default Re: False Religions Register - 09-04-2009, 02:47 PM

Actually I am leaning towards Pagan or Buddhist,not sure at this time.I will how ever keep you abreast of my mood swings


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Default Re: False Religions Register - 09-04-2009, 03:54 PM

So what is it, are you an atheist or a satanist?
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Default Re: False Religions Register - 09-04-2009, 04:51 PM

not sure yet ,looking at the pros and cons of both.But am moving closer to pagan.
What about you,going to stick with gun toting bible thumper or will it be Cathlick,

Hey why are you guys called God fearing Christians any way,are you scared of God ?


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Default Re: False Religions Register - 09-04-2009, 05:12 PM

Have you even touched a Bible?

Leviticus 25:17 Thou shalt fear thy God: for I am the LORD your God.
Deuteronomy 4:10 That they may learn to fear me all the days that they shall live upon the earth, and that they may teach their children
Deuteronomy 6:2 That thou mightest fear the LORD thy God, to keep all his statutes and his commandments.
Deuteronomy 6:13, 10:20 Thou shalt fear the LORD thy God.

Deuteronomy 6:24 And the LORD commanded us to do all these statutes, to fear the LORD our God.
Deuteronomy 10:12 And now, Israel, what doth the LORD thy God require of thee, but to fear the LORD thy God.
Deuteronomy 14:23 ...that thou mayest learn to fear the LORD thy God always.
Deuteronomy 28:68 ...that thou mayest fear this glorious and fearful name, THE LORD THY GOD.
Deuteronomy 31:12 Gather the people together, men and women, and children, and thy stranger that is within thy gates, that they may hear, and that they may learn, and fear the LORD your God.
Deuteronomy 31:13 And that their children, which have not known any thing, may hear, and learn to fear the LORD your God.
Joshua 4:24 That all the people of the earth might know the hand of the LORD, that it is mighty: that ye might fear the LORD your God for ever.
Joshua 24:14 Fear the Lord ... and put away the gods which your fathers served.
1 Samuel 12:14 If ye will fear the LORD, and serve him, and obey his voice, and not rebel against the commandment of the LORD, then shall both ye and also the king that reigneth over you continue following the LORD your God:
1 Samuel 12:24 Fear the Lord.
2 Kings 17:39 But the LORD your God ye shall fear; and he shall deliver you out of the hand of all your enemies.
1 Chronicles 16:25 The Lord ... is to be feared above all gods.
Nehemiah 5:9 Also I said, It is not good that ye do: ought ye not to walk in the fear of our God because of the reproach of the heathen our enemies?
Job 28:28 The fear of the LORD, that is wisdom.
Psalm 19:9 The fear of the LORD is clean, enduring for ever.
Psalm 25:14 The secret of the LORD is with them that fear him.
Psalm 33:8 Let all the earth fear the LORD.
Psalm 33:18 The eye of the LORD is upon them that fear him.
Psalm 34:9 O fear the LORD, ye his saints: for there is no want to them that fear him.
Psalm 96:4 For the LORD is great, and greatly to be praised: he is to be feared above all gods.
Psalm 103:11 Great is his mercy toward them that fear him.
Psalm 103:13 The LORD pitieth them that fear him.
Psalm 103:17 But the mercy of the LORD is from everlasting to everlasting upon them that fear him.
Psalm 111:10 The fear of the Lord is the beginning of wisdom.
Psalm 112:1 Blessed is the man that feareth the LORD.
Psalm 115:13 He will bless them that fear the LORD.
Psalm 128:1 Blessed is every one that feareth the LORD.
Psalm 47:11 The LORD taketh pleasure in them that fear him.
Proverbs 1:7 The fear of the LORD is the beginning of knowledge.
Proverbs 14:2 He that walketh in his uprightness feareth the LORD.
Proverbs 22:4 By humility and the fear of the LORD are riches, and honour, and life.
Proverbs 24:21 My son, fear thou the LORD.
Ecclesiates 5:7 For in the multitude of dreams and many words there are also divers vanities: but fear thou God.
Ecclesiastes 12:13 Fear God, and keep his commandments: for this is the whole duty of man.

Isaiah 8:13 Sanctify the LORD of hosts himself; and let him be your fear, and let him be your dread.
Hosea 3:5 Fear the Lord and his goodness in the latter days.
Malachi 2:4-5 ...that my covenant might be with Levi, saith the LORD of hosts. My covenant was with him of life and peace; and I gave them to him for the fear wherewith he feared me, and was afraid before my name.
Jeremaih 5:22 Fear ye not me? saith the LORD: will ye not tremble at my presence?
Matthew 10:28, Luke 12:5 Fear him which is able to destroy both soul and body in hell.
Luke 1:50 And his mercy is on them that fear him from generation to generation.
Romans 3:10-18 As it is written, There is none righteous, no, not one: ... There is no fear of God before their eyes.
2 Corinthians 7:1 Having therefore these promises, dearly beloved, let us cleanse ourselves from all filthiness of the flesh and spirit, perfecting holiness in the fear of God.
Ephesians 5:21 Submitting yourselves one to another in the fear of God.
Colossians 3:22 Servants, obey in all thingsyour masters according to the flesh; not with eyeservice, as menpleasers; but in singleness of heart, fearing God.
Hebrews 10:31 It is a fearful thing to fall into the hands of the living God.
1 Peter 2:17 Honour all men. Love the brotherhood. Fear God.
Revelation 14:7 Saying with a loud voice, Fear God, and give glory to him; for the hour of his judgment is come.
Revelation 15:4 Who shall not fear thee, O Lord?

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Default Re: False Religions Register - 09-05-2009, 03:17 AM

The last time I touched a Bible it burned my fingers. Does that mean I am evil ?


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