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09-24-2006, 04:33 AM
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Thank you Pastor, for trying to change my life. But I wouldn't have been happy, and I'm glad where I am HERE. Home.
Damaged goods? You mean lose my virginity? Even if I wasn't a virgin, I would still be SOMEBODY!
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Yeah yeah yeah.. I'm sure you're thrilled about the fact you're doing nothing at the moment, and going nowhere in life (except to hell), satan really has you confused...
Anyways, if the deal with the Sheik is off, I might be interested.
I'm really looking for a wife (you're too ungodly for that however), but I'll settle for a new concubine too.
I had to let the last one go about 2 months ago, she didn't please me.
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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Wretched Unsaved Goth Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
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09-24-2006, 04:35 AM
Are you kidding? For the first thing, I'm not doing nothing! I have plans in life to, and I'll never go off to one of you idiots!
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09-24-2006, 04:48 AM
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Are you kidding? For the first thing, I'm not doing nothing! I have plans in life to, and I'll never go off to one of you idiots!
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I'm serious, it's hard to believe I would be that kind, isn't it? But please remember, I'm a Christian, we are kindness personified.
And I'm not asking you to "go off", infact I'm not asking YOU anything..
Now go fetch your father so we can discuss price without your interference.
"And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the menservants do.
If she please not her master, who hath betrothed her to himself, then shall he let her be redeemed:
to sell her unto a strange nation he shall have no power, seeing he hath dealt deceitfully with her."
Exodus 21:7-8
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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Wretched Unsaved Goth Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
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09-24-2006, 04:50 AM
Shut up before I call the cops!
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09-24-2006, 04:51 AM
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Shut up before I call the cops!
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I'll take it your father is not interested in conducting bussiness with me.
Oh well, it's your loss.
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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Wretched Unsaved Goth Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
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09-24-2006, 04:54 AM
Conducting buissness? These are my life decisons! Only I can make them.
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09-24-2006, 11:25 AM
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Conducting buissness? These are my life decisons! Only I can make them.
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Icky, have you ever read the Holy Bible?
Genesis 3:16
Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.
1 Corinthians 11:3
But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
You have no rights outside of those granted by Jesus and your Husband.
I'd pack light for Yemen. It hasn't snowed there in 2,000 years or more.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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09-24-2006, 11:39 AM
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Icky, have you ever read the Holy Bible?
Genesis 3:16
Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.
1 Corinthians 11:3
But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
You have no rights outside of those granted by Jesus and your Husband.
I'd pack light for Yemen. It hasn't snowed there in 2,000 years or more.
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Who says The holy Bible is true?
You people are acting according to an unproven book that hasn't changed for almost 1900 years.
Soon in Christ
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09-24-2006, 12:02 PM
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Who says The holy Bible is true?
You people are acting according to an unproven book that hasn't changed for almost 1900 years.
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Adriana, listen up you stinking homer, GOD tells us the Holy Bible (KJV1611) is true!
Would you rather trust some sickular scientist than JESUS HIMSELF?
What are you, retarded?
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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09-24-2006, 01:03 PM
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Adriana, listen up you stinking homer, GOD tells us the Holy Bible (KJV1611) is true!
Would you rather trust some sickular scientist than JESUS HIMSELF?
What are you, retarded?
Answer: yes
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Listen up sodomite; Right NOW! IN JESUS' HOLY NAME! I coomand you to go out and purchase a copy of the KJV1611 Holy Bible and read it from COVER to COVER! Do it NOWNOWNOW! This is no joke...Jesus is telling me clearly that unless you get Saved by October 1, you will be hurled into everlasting hellfire.
Better do it andy. Jesus does not lie about these things....
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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09-24-2006, 04:00 PM
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You seem to forget I came here for journalism. Yes I was neutral about you guys, but now I realize how...sick you all are.
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You think distracting folks from our KJV1611 Bible with your worldly drivel is a good thing huh? Well, lets, set one thing straight; there's only one book folks need to read!
Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.
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09-24-2006, 04:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Andreas
Who says The holy Bible is true?
You people are acting according to an unproven book that hasn't changed for almost 1900 years.
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The fact it hasn't changed is part of what makes it true. Sc ie nce is changing all the time as sc ie ntists can never agree on which lies to get people to believe.
Who are you going to believe? The Bible, which hasn't changed in over 300 years (not 3000, the Bible was written by God in 1611) and was written by GOD, or sc ie ntists who change the "facts" every five minutes.
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09-24-2006, 07:23 PM
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The fact it hasn't changed is part of what makes it true. Science is changing all the time as scientists can never agree on which lies to get people to believe.
Who are you going to believe? The Bible, which hasn't changed in over 300 years (not 3000, the Bible was written by God in 1611) and was written by GOD, or scientists who change the "facts" every five minutes.
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I'm not sure that's the best argument for biblical inerrancy.
There are many books older than KJV1611, much older...
The fact that it hasn't changed in the era of million discoveries proves that it cannot be 100% true. But perhaps it is.
If you believe it was written by God then OK. Every person is entitled to an opinion.
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Wretched Unsaved Goth Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
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09-24-2006, 10:18 PM
You are all possessed...by Jesus!!
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09-24-2006, 10:24 PM
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You are all possessed...by Jesus!!
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Now we are getting somewhere. Good! You understand what Christianity is all about. Letting JESUS into your heart and soul to guide you.
Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
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Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Wretched Unsaved Goth Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
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09-24-2006, 10:27 PM
Well your being POSSESSED by a book that you don't even know who it was written by!
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09-24-2006, 10:29 PM
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Well your being POSSESSED by a book that you don't even know who it was written by!
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It was written by GOD. Who else would know all that stuff?
Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Wretched Unsaved Goth Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
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09-24-2006, 10:31 PM
He swam down from heaven, picked up a pencil and wrote it and dropped it down to earth?
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09-24-2006, 10:33 PM
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It was written by GOD. Who else would know all that stuff?
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What stuff exactly? Flat Earth and green rocks?
Soon in Christ
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09-24-2006, 10:35 PM
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He swam down from heaven, picked up a pencil and wrote it and dropped it down to earth?
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Of course not! You need to pay more attention. He dictated it to King James' scribes in 1611. When it was published in 1612, Landover Baptist, which was created as GOD's personal church, was given the first copy and the eternal rights to publication. The next year Our forefathers set sail for America to take GOD's land away from the heathen injuns who had pre-stolen it. After we wiped THEM out, GOD sent us to Iraq.
Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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