[Jedediah]

I am SO OUTRAGED!

Zephaniah 3:9
For then will I turn to the people a pure language, that they may all call upon the name of the LORD, to serve him with one consent.

God has given us His Word (Authorized KJV 1611) in ENGLISH, not some filthy mongrel tongue! God has always given His Word to ONE people in ONE language to accomplish a single goal - convert the world. God has combined both His Old Testament and His New Testament in a language that is common to the world. Only English can be considered such a language.

By the late 16th century, the English language had been developing for many centuries. About that time, it finally reached a state of excellence that no language on earth had ever attained. He chose this perfect language for the consummation of His perfect Book. First England and later the United States of America swept the globe as the most powerful nations on earth, establishing English (and later American) in all corners of the globe as either a primary or secondary language. This is all part of His divine plan to bring His perfect Bible to the whole world.

To encourage people to speak in another tongue is to lead them further from His Word (KJV 1611). Evangelizing the world goes hand-in-hand with compelling them to speak American English. So you can imagine my indignation and outrage when I discovered a nefarious device designed to lead souls astray embedded within the new television I purchased this past weekend.

I had just hooked up my new TV and was looking forward to an hour of programming from my favorite Fox News anchor, Rev. Gov. Mike Huckabee, when out of curiosity I pressed a button on the remote control labeled "SAP." Next thing I know, a bunch of filthy Mexican Pig Latin is blaring through the speakers instead of the soothing American voice of Brother Mike! I flew into righteous rage and threw one of my stones from the Holy Land right through the screen!

I immediately packed the TV back up and drove back to Des Moines to return it. I told them what had happened and gave them a thorough tongue-lashing for undermining American English by selling TVs with this "SAP" Trojan Horse built into it. They refused to give me a replacement, so I have an appointment with an attorney tomorrow afternoon to go over my options. I'll fight this all the way to the Supreme Court if I have to! It's their damn fault for putting this illegal-immigrant-enabling chip into their TVs! If they would have just respected the sanctity of God's perfect language to begin with, all of this could have been avoided. I am the victim here, and I DEMAND a new TV without this damn spic-enabling software!

Am I wrong here? I have talked to God about this, and He has not given me any signs that I am wrong. I undergo so much persecution for my beliefs in this wicked culture, and just this once, I'd like to see some justice served to those who mock the Word of God.

I WANT MY COUNTRY BACK!

[Johny Joe Hold]

Originally Posted by Jedediah

Am I wrong here? I have talked to God about this, and He has not given me any signs that I am wrong. I undergo so much persecution for my beliefs in this wicked culture, and just this once, I'd like to see some justice served to those who mock the Word of God.

I WANT MY COUNTRY BACK!

God Bless You for insisting on English. We need to take all the TV's with Spanish language options to the landfill and bulldoze them into oblivion.

[Seth Campbell]

Brother I will be praying for you to succeed in your battle. Fight the Good Fight!

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

It gets worse!!

Most TVs have an option that displays all the setup menus in FRENCH !


It can be a nightmare to get Godly English back on the screen once Satan puts the French on your TV!!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Fight the good fight, Brother.

First, by being made to tolerate the lifestyle choices of speaking Spanish and even French, we are being made second-class citizens in our own country. As True Conservatives™ understand, once you permit something like that, there will soon be quotas.

Second, what can those people possibly have to say that cannot be expressed in American? Why can't they make their intentions clear in a way that the rest of us can understand? The innocent have nothing to hide.