If you're going to heaven..

Dingleberry · **If you're going to heaven.. -** 08-25-2010, 07:45 PM

When you die you go to heaven right, if you're a 'good christian'?
Well then why don't you just kill yourself?

Atleast these Islamic Extremists are brave enough to die for there cause, see in a way I admire that because they truely believe in their religion.
They give their life for it, unfortunately its in terrible terrorist attacks that kill innocent..
Get what I mean though?
They have the balls to die for there religion, whereas you guys.. not so much..

JustGotSaved · **Re: If you're going to heaven.. -** 08-25-2010, 07:50 PM

No christian ever won an argument by dying for his religion. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his religion.

James Hutchins · **Re: If you're going to heaven.. -** 08-25-2010, 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Dinglemouse

When you die you go to heaven right, if you're a 'good christian'?
Well then why don't you just kill yourself?

Atleast these Islamic Extremists are brave enough to die for there cause, see in a way I admire that because they truely believe in their religion.
They give their life for it, unfortunately its in terrible terrorist attacks that kill innocent..
Get what I mean though?
They have the balls to die for there religion, whereas you guys.. not so much..

LOL, you are funny! God does not tolerate suicide. Anyone who takes their own life goes straight to Hell. God wants the True Christians™ to help as many heathens as possible save themselves by getting Saved©. If we were dead, we could not do that.
Mooslimes are not the brightest race in the world. The reality is, the suicide bombers are all kids, too dumb to know better. The older ones con these kids in to dying for alla-kazam so there is less competition.

So, it is not that these mooslimes have 'balls' as you put it, rather they lack brains (and belief in the one True God®).

Annie1 · **Re: If you're going to heaven.. -** 08-25-2010, 08:44 PM

Everyone knows that if you commit suicide you go straight to hell.

Gaps · **Re: If you're going to heaven.. -** 08-25-2010, 09:36 PM

You guys are so stucked!!!

Billy Bob Jenkins · **Re: If you're going to heaven.. -** 08-25-2010, 09:42 PM

What a stupid thread! Only a complete idiot would ask such a retarded question! Why don't you kill yourself, Dingleberry-for-brains.

Brother Snapper Grogan · **Re: If you're going to heaven.. -** 08-25-2010, 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Dinglemouse

When you die you go to heaven right, if you're a 'good christian'?
Well then why don't you just kill yourself?

God put us here for a purpose, Dingleberry - to save heathen trash like you from the aeternal flames. Think about that when Satan is inserting his giant, barbed, red-hot tallywhacker into your fundament.

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Originally Posted by Gaps

You guys are so stucked!!!

Stucked? That's a new word to me. If it means "washed in the blood of Jesus" then yes, yes we are. Thank you.

Gaps · **Re: If you're going to heaven.. -** 08-25-2010, 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Brother Snapper Grogan

God put us here for a purpose, Dingleberry - to save heathen trash like you from the aeternal flames. Think about that when Satan is inserting his giant, barbed, red-hot tallywhacker into your fundament.

Stucked? That's a new word to me. If it means "washed in the blood of Jesus" then yes, yes we are. Thank you.

What is it with you guys... you spend a huge amount of time on telling about satan putting things inside us. Its a very important subject to you people

Brother Snapper Grogan · **Re: If you're going to heaven.. -** 08-25-2010, 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Gaps

What is it with you guys... you spend a huge amount of time on telling about satan putting things inside us. Its a very important subject to you people

Not nearly as important to us as it's going to be to you.

James Hutchins · **Re: If you're going to heaven.. -** 08-25-2010, 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Brother Snapper Grogan

Not nearly as important to us as it's going to be to you.

Vey true, Brother Grogan, very true.

Dingleberry · **Re: If you're going to heaven.. -** 08-26-2010, 04:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins

What a stupid thread! Only a complete idiot would ask such a retarded question! Why don't you kill yourself, Dingleberry-for-brains.

Was calling me Dingleberry an insult?
If it was it was a pathetic insult, I actually like that name

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Originally Posted by Brother Snapper Grogan

God put us here for a purpose, Dingleberry - to save heathen trash like you from the aeternal flames. Think about that when Satan is inserting his giant, barbed, red-hot tallywhacker into your fundament.

Stucked? That's a new word to me. If it means "washed in the blood of Jesus" then yes, yes we are. Thank you.

Well go ahead then, save me.

Levi Jones · **Re: If you're going to heaven.. -** 08-26-2010, 05:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Dinglemouse

Well go ahead then, save me.

You have to want to be saved. You have free will (maybe).

Sister Charli · **Re: If you're going to heaven.. -** 08-26-2010, 05:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Dinglemouse

When you die you go to heaven right, if you're a 'good christian'?
Well then why don't you just kill yourself?

Suicide is a sin. God tells us it is wicked and foolish.

Ecclesiastes 7:17 (King James Version)
17 Be not over much wicked, neither be thou foolish: why shouldest thou die before thy time?

Dingleberry · **Re: If you're going to heaven.. -** 08-26-2010, 05:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Levi Jones

You have to want to be saved. You have free will (maybe).

Well I don't need saving, but thanks anyways

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Originally Posted by Sister Charli

Suicide is a sin. God tells us it is wicked and foolish.

Ecclesiastes 7:17 (King James Version)
17 Be not over much wicked, neither be thou foolish: why shouldest thou die before thy time?

Sweet thanks for clearing that up, I've always wondered about it

Gaps · **Re: If you're going to heaven.. -** 08-26-2010, 07:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Brother Snapper Grogan

Not nearly as important to us as it's going to be to you.

Look my friend, i don't care what satan does to me if i go to hell. I'll be in hell, what does it matter. But what i find amusing, is you anti gay people in here, talk ALOT about what satan will do to sinners in hell, and how our behinds will be violated. I can only conclude that you are projecting your inner thoughts. And don't worry, its normal to do that if you really suppress something... don't fear. God will know you're not gay. Just let i go...

TravisDK · **Re: If you're going to heaven.. -** 08-26-2010, 07:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Gaps

Look my friend, i don't care what satan does to me if i go to hell. I'll be in hell, what does it matter. But what i find amusing, is you anti gay people in here, talk ALOT about what satan will do to sinners in hell, and how our behinds will be violated. I can only conclude that you are projecting your inner thoughts. And don't worry, its normal to do that if you really suppress something... don't fear. God will know you're not gay. Just let i go...

Seems to me like you're disagreeing with more or less everything The True Christians™ write in these forums.

You leave comments in every thread by the looks of things. And rarely is it about the subject of the thread. It's more often personal attacks and godmocking.

My point is... If you're convinced that everything we say and do is so wrong, why do you spend so much time here?

Gaps · **Re: If you're going to heaven.. -** 08-26-2010, 08:18 AM

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Originally Posted by TravisDK

Seems to me like you're disagreeing with more or less everything The True Christians™ write in these forums.

You leave comments in every thread by the looks of things. And rarely is it about the subject of the thread. It's more often personal attacks and godmocking.

My point is... If you're convinced that everything we say and do is so wrong, why do you spend so much time here?

I spend time here, because it makes me think about God. It makes me dig even deeper to find out what i believe and what i believe in. A very healthy process, i am sure you all agree.

Furthermore, i leave comments, on many things, thats correct. I does not matter to me how much you believe in God. But what does matter, is all that nonsense i read in this forum. Your faith in God cant be questioned. I've learned that much. But all the mocking, hating, false statements and really evil things... that i cant just leave untouched.

Lisa H · **Re: If you're going to heaven.. -** 08-26-2010, 08:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Gaps

I spend time here, because it makes me think about God. It makes me dig even deeper to find out what i believe and what i believe in. A very healthy process, i am sure you all agree.

Furthermore, i leave comments, on many things, thats correct. I does not matter to me how much you believe in God. But what does matter, is all that nonsense i read in this forum. Your faith in God cant be questioned. I've learned that much. But all the mocking, hating, false statements and really evil things... that i cant just leave untouched.

So you are starting to believe and have faith in the Lord and the Bible.

Gaps · **Re: If you're going to heaven.. -** 08-26-2010, 08:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Lisa H

So you are starting to believe and have faith in the Lord and the Bible.

No. My belive in God has been there for years. My understand of his words are constantly developing or evolving you can say. I know thats not how you see it. Since for you guys theres only ONE Bible, and ONE way of understanding Gods words. That we have been through many times in here

But my believe in God is here in my heart. But i guess you guys would not see it as believe in God, because i ask questions, because i do not obey and because i cant tolerate when people making false accusations.

Levi Jones · **Re: If you're going to heaven.. -** 08-26-2010, 08:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Gaps

I spend time here, because it makes me think about God. It makes me dig even deeper to find out what i believe and what i believe in. A very healthy process, i am sure you all agree.

Indeed it is. Seeing the entire Bible laid out for you the first time is frightening for some false Christians.

I too, had the benefit of a staunch Christian upbringing. Unlike you, my parents ~~forced~~ encouraged me to actually read the Bible on my own.

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Originally Posted by Gaps

Furthermore, i leave comments, on many things, thats correct. I does not matter to me how much you believe in God. But what does matter, is all that nonsense i read in this forum. Your faith in God cant be questioned. I've learned that much. But all the mocking, hating, false statements and really evil things... that i cant just leave untouched.

Friend, we have given you the scriptural background for everything.

If you are having a hard time wrapping your brain around the idea of seas parting, two of every animal on a boat, flaming shrubs and snakes that talk, city walls falling from trumpet blasts, eating dung bread, virgin births, the dead rising from the grave and walking, Jesus riding a horse with a sword that protrudes from His mouth and etc., I don't believe you and I have much to talk about.

I'm sorry. I have to shake the dust from my feet and wash my hands over you.