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Default Re: False religion.....i think not - 12-17-2007, 04:01 PM

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you read from the kjv version of the bible,KJV stands for the king james version of the bible ,king james hated women and so its no surprise that he slated women as evil witches. you believing the word of a human over your own personal beliefs,i will never understand the christian world becuase you people make no sense to me,i'm not standing in the road as you put it i'm well on my way to self empowerment thanks to the great mother and father
And the verse that you guys keep quoting, thou shall not suffer a witch to live. I read that verse and the entire passage around it. After reading it, the conclusion I got was that any woman who sleeps with a married man knowing that he is married has laid herself down with evil, for the man is evil for committing adultry. Therefore, she has made herslf a witch fo laying with a married man. But you guys go ahead and take everything so literally and only read one verse and then take it to mean that you can kill people for being witches!
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Default Re: False religion.....i think not - 12-17-2007, 04:05 PM

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A very good questions!



I believe Pagan just said that we don't believe in satan. How can we worship something we don't even believe in. Please explain this too me!
Worship, in the first definition, is reverent honor and homage paid to God or a sacred personage, or to any object regarded as sacred.
But --

Therefore speak unto them, and say unto them, Thus saith the Lord GOD; Every man of the house of Israel that setteth up his idols in his heart, and putteth the stumblingblock of his iniquity before his face, and cometh to the prophet; I the LORD will answer him that cometh according to the multitude of his idols;

That I may take the house of Israel in their own heart, because they are all estranged from me through their idols.

Therefore say unto the house of Israel, Thus saith the Lord GOD; Repent, and turn yourselves from your idols; and turn away your faces from all your abominations.
(Ezekiel 14:4-6)

There's only one God, in other words, and setting up your favorite tree or rubber plant or pet rock as a proxy is quite an abomination.

You might not think that going ga-ga over a field full of goldenrod is Satanic -- but it is.

What you're doing is getting excited over a manifestation of mere beauty. Satan can seem beautiful. In the end he isn't. The goldenrod will wilt and be littered with the used condoms of fornicators.

True Christianity™will endure, and eventually the field will belong to True Christians™ (if it doesn't already), who will throw your sorry witchy asses out of there. Where will you find furniture then?

You think you're worshiping some element (as interpreted by people who didn't even know what the elements are) and filch some Greek or Celtic name you can't even pronounce to describe what you haven't even seen.

Wasn't it the Templars who were asked to kiss the anal opening of a goat? To be replaced at the last minute by the succulent lips of some wench?

In your case, the bunghole once you kiss it will still be the rosebud of the Devil himself, about as transsubstantiated as cheap cathylick wine feels on the morning after -- and even Wetbacks devoted to tacos de sesos have better dietary habits than Satan. Now and then they even wipe themselves.

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Default Re: False religion.....i think not - 12-17-2007, 04:10 PM

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Worship, in the first definition, is reverent honor and homage paid to God or a sacred personage, or to any object regarded as sacred.
But --

Therefore speak unto them, and say unto them, Thus saith the Lord GOD; Every man of the house of Israel that setteth up his idols in his heart, and putteth the stumblingblock of his iniquity before his face, and cometh to the prophet; I the LORD will answer him that cometh according to the multitude of his idols;

That I may take the house of Israel in their own heart, because they are all estranged from me through their idols.

Therefore say unto the house of Israel, Thus saith the Lord GOD; Repent, and turn yourselves from your idols; and turn away your faces from all your abominations. (Ezekiel 14:4-6)

There's only one God, in other words, and setting up your favorite tree or rubber plant or pet rock as a proxy is quite an abomination.

You might not think that going ga-ga over a field full of goldenrod is Satanic -- but it is.

What you're doing is getting excited over a manifestation of mere beauty. Satan can seem beautiful. In the end he isn't. The goldenrod will wilt and be littered with the used condoms of fornicators.

True Christianity™will endure, and eventually the field will belong to True Christians™ (if it doesn't already), who will throw your sorry witchy asses out of there. Where will you find furniture then?

You think you're worshiping some element (as interpreted by people who didn't even know what the elements are) and filch some Greek or Celtic name you can't even pronounce to describe what you haven't even seen.

Wasn't it the Templars who were asked to kiss the anal opening of a goat? To be replaced at the last minute by the succulent lips of some wench?

In your case, the bunghole once you kiss it will still be the rosebud of the Devil himself, about as transsubstantiated as cheap cathylick wine feels on the morning after -- and even Wetbacks devoted to tacos de sesos have better dietary habits than Satan. Now and then they even wipe themselves.

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do you acually believe this poop you spout out?
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Default Re: False religion.....i think not - 12-17-2007, 04:15 PM

see again a classic case of a christian not accepting any other way of life as valid, i know that hebrew bible/the torah is the originally version of the bible as you guys know it and in their version it said that man was made in the image of the gods but the christians obviously translated it to suit them, and that it didn't take seven days to make the earth it took millions of years and that there are 10 stages of being or manifestation.
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Default Re: False religion.....i think not - 12-17-2007, 04:24 PM

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see again a classic case of a christian not accepting any other way of life as valid, i know that hebrew bible/the torah is the originally version of the bible as you guys know it and in their version it said that man was made in the image of the gods but the christians obviously translated it to suit them, and that it didn't take seven days to make the earth it took millions of years and that there are 10 stages of being or manifestation.
Pagan, they will only ever believe what they want to believe, and never anything else. I almost feel sorry for them because they are so close-minded they can't even see the beauty of the world right in front of them!
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Default Re: False religion.....i think not - 12-17-2007, 04:52 PM

I know that the beauty of the world before me is temporal. I can see it right in front of me when I'm barreling down the highway. I even appreciate it when it goes splat against the windshield. I say a little prayer for every unsaved bug (without exiting the car to perform limp-wristed rites), squirt the wiper fluid, think of the Lord, and never even need to turn off cruise control.
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Default Re: False religion.....i think not - 12-17-2007, 04:54 PM

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I know that the beauty of the world before me is temporal. I can see it right in front of me when I'm barreling down the highway. I even appreciate it when it goes splat against the windshield. I say a little prayer for every unsaved bug (without exiting the car to perform limp-wristed rites), squirt the wiper fluid, think of the Lord, and never even need to turn off cruise control.
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Pagan, they will only ever believe what Jesus wants them to believe, and never anything else. I almost feel sorry for them because they are so close-minded they can't even see the beauty of the world right in front of them!
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Default Re: False religion.....i think not - 12-17-2007, 05:10 PM

We were all sinners once, my dear douche-bag of the Devil. I am not better than you in any way. It is just that I do not worship sundry bugs slamming against the windscreen of the Lord's reality. To me, a deer or a kangaroo is just a giant bug. I wish them well in Heaven or Hell and go on my way.

Men, however, are different. Why would I not believe what you call the poop I spout out? It's there for me to see on the ledges of Teutonic toilets, is it not? I do not think that my belief or disbelief matters to it.

The possibility of salvation, extended to me by men whose very feces reflects the wholesome and muscular beauty of the Lord, is also extended to you.

This is Jesus' promise.

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Default Re: False religion.....i think not - 12-17-2007, 05:13 PM

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Pagan, they will only ever believe what they want to believe, and never anything else. I almost feel sorry for them because they are so close-minded they can't even see the beauty of the world right in front of them!
You speak of the beauty of the world, but yet you've put 3-day-old road kill on your face and force us to look at it in your avatar. What will you goth kids come up with next?
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Default Re: False religion.....i think not - 12-17-2007, 05:27 PM

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You speak of the beauty of the world, but yet you've put 3-day-old road kill on your face and force us to look at it in your avatar. What will you goth kids come up with next?

road kill? What I have on my face is nothing more than makeup. Do you put on makeup before you go to church? It's the same thing!
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Default Re: False religion.....i think not - 12-18-2007, 07:51 AM

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Pagan_Child, I like the way you think.

I cannot stand when people are all self rightous and can't wait to point out everything wrong in someone else life. Well, just remember that when you point the finger at someone else, there are three pointing back at you.
So says the woman in clown makeup who went out of her way to join a Christian church forum for the express purpose of attacking its peaceful membership and telling them the errors of their ways.

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see again a classic case of a christian not accepting any other way of life as valid, i know that hebrew bible/the torah is the originally version of the bible as you guys know it and in their version it said that man was made in the image of the gods but the christians obviously translated it to suit them, and that it didn't take seven days to make the earth it took millions of years and that there are 10 stages of being or manifestation.
Really? Do tell. Where do you see this in the Bible?

God says He created the universe in 6 days, and rested on the 7th. YOU say that "it took millions of years". Who do you think I will believe, YOU, someone who openly despises God and wants to turn me away from the One True Faith, or God Himself?

How many Jews have you spoken with who say that Christians have turned a slew of gods into One God? Jews worship One God, they just deny Jesus. And murdered Him. Etc.

Your fantasies are becoming more and more bizarre, missy. Time to get right with God, before you become the bug on the windshield of the bus of life. That squirt from the wipers will send you flowing straight into eternal torture for your insolence and disbelief, and your prayers to the "elements" will serve no purpose.

Why in the world would you think that praying to rocks and trees would accomplish anything? What miracles have your tree demons done for you? Have they created any universes? Have they temporarily sacrificed themselves to ensure your salvation?
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Default Re: False religion.....i think not - 12-18-2007, 08:19 AM

its not in your version of the bible your version of the bible was written by a woman hating king,the version i'm talking about is in jewish mysticism books
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its not in your version of the bible your version of the bible was written by a woman hating king,the version i'm talking about is in jewish mysticism books
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its not in your version of the bible your version of the bible was written by a woman hating king,the version i'm talking about is in jewish mysticism books
You mean, books dreamt up by money-grubbing yids to flog overpriced water and magical bits of string? You're going to take them as a source over God's Word?


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Default Re: False religion.....i think not - 12-28-2007, 02:42 PM

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All you can do is show us your hatefulness
hey and christians dont hate? they seem to especially hate witches, and i thought that christians were supposed to love? did jesus not try to show his love to the most evil people? instead all christians ever seem to do with me is have a go at me. did i try to do anything to christians...?
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Default Re: False religion.....i think not - 12-28-2007, 03:55 PM

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hey and christians dont hate? they seem to especially hate witches, and i thought that christians were supposed to love? did jesus not try to show his love to the most evil people? instead all christians ever seem to do with me is have a go at me. did i try to do anything to christians...?
Yeah, Jesus sure loved evil people...
That's why He has judged that every single one of them will burn in hell forever unless they STOP being evil people.

We're basically telling you the same thing:
Stop being a witch and become a True Christian.
OR
Burn forever in hell, as Jesus has decided that all unsaved shall. (John 3:16)


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A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
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Default Re: False religion.....i think not - 12-29-2007, 03:48 AM

Hate the sin, Love the sinner.
Don't send things you love to hell.
Does Jesus not forgive all?
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Default Re: False religion.....i think not - 12-29-2007, 11:45 AM

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Hate the sin, Love the sinner.
God doesn't love everybody:

Proverbs 6
[16] These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
[17] A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
[18] An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
[19] A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.



And don't give me any "He hates the sin, not the sinner" crap...

Matthew 13
[38] The field is the world; the good seed are the children of the kingdom; but the tares are the children of the wicked one;
[39] The enemy that sowed them is the devil; the harvest is the end of the world; and the reapers are the angels.
[40] As therefore the tares are gathered and burned in the fire; so shall it be in the end of this world.
[41] The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity;
[42] And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.



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Don't send things you love to hell.
Sinners send themselves to eternal hellfire. Not us. We offer to tell them about the Good News of Jesus. If they reject that Good News, then they have chosen hell.

Romans 14:23 And he that doubteth is damned if he eat, because he eateth not of faith: for whatsoever is not of faith is sin.

In fact, the Bible tells us that all liars, as well as those who are fearful or unbelieving, will be cast into "the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone." Revelations 21:8


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Does Jesus not forgive all?
Absolutely not. There is one unforgiveable sin.

Matthew 12:31-32
Wherefore I say unto you, All manner of sin and blasphemy shall be forgiven unto men: but the blasphemy against the Holy Ghost shall not be forgiven unto men. And whosoever speaketh a word against the Son of man, it shall be forgiven him: but whosoever speaketh against the Holy Ghost, it shall not be forgiven him, neither in this world, neither in the world to come.

Mark 3:29
But he that shall blaspheme against the Holy Ghost hath never forgiveness, but is in danger of eternal damnation.

Luke 12:10
But unto him that blasphemeth against the Holy Ghost it shall not be forgiven.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: False religion.....i think not - 12-30-2007, 12:39 AM

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Does Jesus not forgive all?
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Absolutely not. There is one unforgiveable sin.

Matthew 12:31-32
Wherefore I say unto you, All manner of sin and blasphemy shall be forgiven unto men: but the blasphemy against the Holy Ghost shall not be forgiven unto men. And whosoever speaketh a word against the Son of man, it shall be forgiven him: but whosoever speaketh against the Holy Ghost, it shall not be forgiven him, neither in this world, neither in the world to come.

Mark 3:29
But he that shall blaspheme against the Holy Ghost hath never forgiveness, but is in danger of eternal damnation.

Luke 12:10
But unto him that blasphemeth against the Holy Ghost it shall not be forgiven.
If I may just clarify part of this for the foolish sinner, Pastor:
To gain any forgiveness at all from Jesus you must first REPENT of your sins - That is, you must regret them and stop doing them!
See, Jesus came to call sinners to repentance. NOT unconditional forgiveness!

I came not to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance.
Luke 5:32


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