[Jo Freddie]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

So I suppose you pirates listen to pirate music all day long.

Not ALL day.
Now just how badly would I have been infracted it I had posted THAT clip!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Jo Freddie

Not ALL day.
Now just how badly would I have been infracted it I had posted THAT clip!

[Jo Freddie]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

Oh stop playing with your chopper in public Zekie Boy!

[Proud Faroese]

Any new songs? I would like to hear one about slavery and negroes

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Originally Posted by Proud Faroese

Any new songs? I would like to hear one about slavery and negroes

Good idea, Proud. It is about time for a new song, and that sounds like an excellent, Biblically sound subject. I will work on it this afternoon.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Originally Posted by Proud Faroese

Any new songs? I would like to hear one about slavery and negroes

Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins

Good idea, Proud. It is about time for a new song, and that sounds like an excellent, Biblically sound subject. I will work on it this afternoon.

Okay. Here is a song about the Biblical position on slavery.

Slavery is a Christian Institution by Billy Bob Jenkins, © 2011

You can only own a Jew for six years
but a heathen you can keep for good
you better circumcise 'em or God He will despise 'em
beat them well but not more than you should

owning slaves is alright with the Lord
but not if you knock out their eyes and teeth.
if you beat them 'till they die, make sure it takes a while
be merciful to those who are beneath

If you rape an engaged female slave
then you must also slay a ram
the Lord He is forgiving, and wants you to make a living
so if your slaves rebel they will be damned

A thief who steals a slave must surely die
for stealing slaves makes Baby Jesus cry
they are twice beholden, both to God and those who own them
slavery's fine and God's the reason why

[Faith_Machine]

Do we have a little emoticon that can express the fact that somebody's heart has been so touched by a song's compassion that they're weeping?

'Cause that's the smiley I'd post right now if I could!

[Dan U. Holier]

Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins

...owning slaves is alright with the Lord
but not if you knock out their eyes and teeth.
if you beat them 'till they die, make sure it takes a while
be merciful to those who are beneath

If you rape an engaged female slave
then you must also slay a ram
the Lord He is forgiving, and wants you to make a living
so if your slaves rebel they will be damned

Oh, ye good ole times... your song brought tears of joy to my eyes.

I especially appreciate how pointed out the merciful treatment of slaves as commanded by God; I hope your artistic efforts that shall finally shut up LIEberals slandering our religious doctrine of being ruthless.

Keep on spreading the Truth™ brother!

[Jack O'fagan]

Yet another wonderful song Brother.
I do get annoyed when atheists say that you can't get any morals from the Bible. Jesus clearly states that when you are beating your slaves beat the one who knew he was doing wrong harder than the one who did not know,

Luke 12:47 And that servant, which knew his lord's will, and prepared not himself, neither did according to his will, shall be beaten with many stripes. 48But he that knew not, and did commit things worthy of stripes, shall be beaten with few stripes.

Jesus was being fair to the innocent by recommending they have a less severe beating. Praise Him!

Jesus also knew scripture well so knew that it was a sin to beat a slave to death in one single violent attack so He was probably erring on the side of caution. You wouldn't want to accidentally commit a sin during the beating.

Exodus 21:20 And if a man smite his servant, or his maid, with a rod, and he die under his hand; he shall be surely punished.
21Notwithstanding, if he continue a day or two, he shall not be punished: for he is his money.

I LOVE Jesus,

YIC

Jack

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Don't Let Queers Take Vows by Billy Bob Jenkins © 2011

Genesis 2:24
says a man and a woman's fair game
the book of Deuteronomy
says a victim must take her rapist's name

Chorus:
Stick with traditional marriage
the Bible tells us how
His will we won't disparage
Don't let the queers take vows

Solomon had 300 concubines
not to mention his 700 wives
a soldier can take his POWs
after taking their families' lives

Repeat Chorus

Slaves can be forced by their owners
to marry and bring forth new slaves
their children are stoned with stones
if they should misbehave

Repeat Chorus

A woman without any kids
must marry her brother in law
but the first marriage was not even voluntary
so what difference does that make?

repeat chorus

[Faith_Machine]

Another Godly masterpiece!

When, I ask, WHEN is your album coming out?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Originally Posted by Faith_Machine

Another Godly masterpiece!

When, I ask, WHEN is your album coming out?

I figure since the rapture and Armageddon could happen any second now, there's no sense in recording anything. You will have all eternity to listen to me perform these Godly songs in the Promised Land.

[Faith_Machine]

I think the screams of the damned filtering up to us from Hell would provide an excellent backdrop for your tunes.

Maybe you should write a few with that in mind?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Originally Posted by Faith_Machine

I think the screams of the damned filtering up to us from Hell would provide an excellent backdrop for your tunes.

Maybe you should write a few with that in mind?

I am always imagining the screams of the damned, brother, no matter what I am doing. It keeps my spirits high when I am working, and it helps me finish faster when I am inseminating my wife.

[Faith_Machine]

Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins

...and it helps me finish faster when I am inseminating my wife.

Say, you just gave me a heck of an idea: Maybe you should compose a song specifically for Christian couples to listen to while in the act of procreation?

[Roper Crossburn]

You've got a real talent, kid. Lord knows I wasn't playing like that when I started.

With all the jungle boogie monkey rap and Nirvana junk that's on the radio now it's refreshing to hear a kid just play his heart out for Christ. Keep it up. If you want any pointers, you know who to talk to.

Hell, I've got all this recording space I ain't using, might as well come by and lay down some tracks, get them out on the air. Been a long time since I sang a duet with another gent.

[Father Maurice Lester]

We are not talking the Singing Nun here but full marks for trying and for learning how to use a webcam if not a guitar tuner.

I must admit a certain admiration for any "artist" who eschews the use of autotune and other modern abominations designed to hide the flaws of poorly practiced and talent-challenged "musicians" like yourself. A bit similar to Oprah testing trampolines in a string bikini but such is the measure of the skills our Lord has gifted you and kudos for doing something with so little. (Did you know Jerry Lewis as a child?)

A little tip for you and your lack of subtle lyrical touch: It is called worship music and not warship music... you might want to think about that.





Bless you, my Wing of Wyoming,
Father Mo



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[Isaac Fisher]

Originally Posted by Father Maurice Lester

Some stupid blabble about touching boys


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I think your awards are messed up. It says you are hetrosexual and Catlick - I thought little boys still counted as males?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Originally Posted by Isaac Fisher

I think your awards are messed up. It says you are hetrosexual and Catlick - I thought little boys still counted as males?

The fact that Lester the Lecher thinks he is a heterosexual just goes to show how sexually confused the dress wearing Mary worshipers really are.

[Faith_Machine]

Originally Posted by Father Maurice Lester

...Oprah testing trampolines in a string bikini...

Lester, I have a favor to ask of you. I am very pleased to be able to say that I have resisted the sometimes overwhelming urge to touch myself since March 31 of this year.

If you're going to make posts containing such tantalizing imagery, could you please preface them with big, bold, red WARNINGS so I'll know not to read further?

Thank you so much.