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ALBANY, New York -- The state University at Albany is investigating whether an off-campus coronavirus-themed party violated the college's student code of conduct, the university confirmed Thursday.

...the video showed a bucket of iced Corona beers and a person wearing a surgical mask with the caption, "Corona virus isn't gonna stop anyone from partying."
Cornavirus is a racist lie. We DEMAND that white people prove that they prioritize politeness over disease-prevention by passionately tongue-kissing the first Chinese person they come across to prove they are not racist. (If the Chinese person does not participate by providing enthusiastic consent, they are not true Chinese people, but cases of internalized-oppression - basically white people - who as white people deserve to be tongue-raped).

We DEMAND events to spread awareness of the nonexistence of cornoavirus. WE DEMAND free first-class tickets to Wuhan, free breathmints, and free lipstick (to prove the kissing has taken place.)

WE DEMAND that if someone cheers or claps at a cancer-fundraiser, they be rendered unemployable, because cancer-fundraisers lead to the mass stereotyping of cancer-identifying people, and also lots of deaths across the world.

WE DEMAND that white people stop appropriating Mexican culture by purchasing Corona beer. WE DEMAND a major tarriff on all foreign goods to prevent white people from committing cultural appropriation.

WE DEMAND that facemasks be banned, because they made me giggle to myself that Chinese people all look the same (while wearing the same masks) and that's a racist joke. Therefore facemasks are the gateway to the alt-right.

WE DEMAND the maximum possible punishment for anyone who sparks outrage.

WE DEMAND that you forward this everywhere, in whatever way that will spark maximum outrage.


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Default Re: Are your children spreading RACIST FAKE NEWS claiming the existence of Coronavirus? - 02-22-2020, 06:40 PM

In answer to the question posed in the thread header, no. My children take no interest in foreign plagues.
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WE DEMAND free first-class tickets to Wuhan, free breathmints, and free lipstick (to prove the kissing has taken place.)
In the spirit of 2 Corinthians 9:7, I am more than happy to provide you with a (non-refundable) one-way first-class ticket to Wuhan Tianhe airport, as soon as it reopens. If you wish to go sooner, the answer is probably to fly to Pyongyang and take the train. In either case, let me know when you have your visa. (You will also need a passport, by the way.)

Do you have a preference as to brand of breathmints and lipstick color?


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Jesus Re: Are your children spreading RACIST FAKE NEWS claiming the existence of Coronavirus? - 02-23-2020, 05:11 PM

Hey Lady Gaga has a fabulous line of cosmetics these days. Ditch the maybelline and get with the Haus of Gaga.

Does anyone recall when I was moving to China??? I wonder if all this would have happened if I had been there. Surely not.


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“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
Amen and Amen
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Default Re: Are your children spreading RACIST FAKE NEWS claiming the existence of Coronavirus? - 02-24-2020, 06:57 PM

My kids aren't allowed to read anything except the Bible, or touch the interwebs yet. Not until they're 21. As they are homeschooled, they needn't worry about the china kids.
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Default Re: Are your children spreading RACIST FAKE NEWS claiming the existence of Coronavirus? - 02-25-2020, 02:06 PM

Friend, we would love to send you to Wuhan, or to a part of America that welcomes people from Wuhan (any sanctuary city) but Wuhan is quarantined, that means nobody enters or leaves.

And they get things done in China, when they say nobody enters or leaves, that's actually what happens.

I recommend you visit Indonesia, it has close trade links with China, 264,000,000 poor people, filthy slums, the works. Most of them live in Java which has a population density of 940 slumsters per square mile. Their plan for dealing with Cornoavirus is to deny it's there, and to credit prayer to Allah for the lack of recorded cases.

Now, since you consider unendurable poverty to mean being out of walking distance of a Starbucks, maybe South Korea would be less of a culture shock to you. Most of the Coronavirus cases there come from one building, a false-Christian Church that likes to cram it's members close together for long services - no doubt praying to be safe from Cornoavirus, prayers that God did not answer.
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And they get things done in China, when they say nobody enters or leaves, that's actually what happens.
It's like Willy Wonka's chocolate factory...
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Their plan for dealing with Cornoavirus is to deny it's there, and to credit prayer to Allah for the lack of recorded cases.
Yet more evidence the Muslims are a bunch of confused, homoerotic obsessed tribal men, one cleric in Iran doesn't even promote prayer but rather essential oils to stimulate the anus.


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Watermelon Re: Are your children spreading RACIST FAKE NEWS claiming the existence of Coronavirus? - 03-18-2020, 01:12 PM

I just made a petition to advocate the ban of the corona beer. Mexico is all behind that.

Also, the Corona beer makes people gay.Man up people!
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