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ALBANY, New York -- The state University at Albany is investigating whether an off-campus coronavirus-themed party violated the college's student code of conduct, the university confirmed Thursday.

...the video showed a bucket of iced Corona beers and a person wearing a surgical mask with the caption, "Corona virus isn't gonna stop anyone from partying."

Cornavirus is a racist lie. We DEMAND that white people prove that they prioritize politeness over disease-prevention by passionately tongue-kissing the first Chinese person they come across to prove they are not racist. (If the Chinese person does not participate by providing enthusiastic consent, they are not true Chinese people, but cases of internalized-oppression - basically white people - who as white people deserve to be tongue-raped).

We DEMAND events to spread awareness of the nonexistence of cornoavirus. WE DEMAND free first-class tickets to Wuhan, free breathmints, and free lipstick (to prove the kissing has taken place.)

WE DEMAND that if someone cheers or claps at a cancer-fundraiser, they be rendered unemployable, because cancer-fundraisers lead to the mass stereotyping of cancer-identifying people, and also lots of deaths across the world.

WE DEMAND that white people stop appropriating Mexican culture by purchasing Corona beer. WE DEMAND a major tarriff on all foreign goods to prevent white people from committing cultural appropriation.

WE DEMAND that facemasks be banned, because they made me giggle to myself that Chinese people all look the same (while wearing the same masks) and that's a racist joke. Therefore facemasks are the gateway to the alt-right.

WE DEMAND the maximum possible punishment for anyone who sparks outrage.

WE DEMAND that you forward this everywhere, in whatever way that will spark maximum outrage.