[dicker]

"One of the characters is a skunk named Pepé Le Pew who relentlessly tries to copulate with a cat. It gets very erotic and downright titillating as he strokes her and rubs against her. She plays hard to get, but in her eyes you can see that she can't wait to receive his peckér le pew. While conducting research, I became very aroused by this steamy action."


Seriously, you get aroused by animal sex and you think you are virtuous?

In your opinion, what's the sexiest animal?

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Originally Posted by GayBilly

I am gay. Hmm. Internet my ass.

I just logged on thinking to find some soothing biblical words of wisdom and this is what I have to read?

I've no interest that'n you might be gay and certainly won't 'Internet' your ass

Jesus is Thruth ™
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[GayBilly]

Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins

Below are just a few of the subliminal messages I was able to uncover from your first post in this thread. Some of the really obscene ones I left out, to spare the Christian women and children who are occasionally allowed to use the internet under their husband or father's supervision.

"Go kip rapers." A "kip" is a unit of force equal to a thousand pounds. So clearly here you are celebrating the elite gay rapists who apply themselves to their victims anuses with the most force.

"demon sagacity": the wisdom of demons. Obviously a reference to divination, which is unBiblical.

"gay medication": an attempt to use science to usurp God's will to eradicate homosexuality by means of the AIDS virus. You are rubbing in our faces the fact that fags can now live a long time with the AIDS due to advancements in medical treatment.

"satanic ego, my id": reference to the id, the excuse invented by pervert and cocaine addict Sigmund Freud, for having anal sex with family members.

This is a compound subliminal message, with three distinct meanings.

"info bogged nihilist reign": this is referring to the intellectual darkness of the world under the administration of the antiChrist.

"nihilist beefing dog groin": I refuse to explain this one.

"nihilist firing God, begone!": as though some nihilist actually had the power to fire God! This shows just how misinformed the gay community is.

"sin tomes of scrota": refers to the black books that Satanist periodically publish, many of which are bound in the scrota of innocent Christian boys.

"sooty sons torn hole" this is referring to the ravaged anus of a young male darkie.

Not an anagram, but an obvious reference to Oprah Winfrey. This is really the most offensive one I am willing to list.

"snatch eater, got rotors": this is obviously aimed at women who are into cunnilingus. It expresses a willingness to perform oral sodomy, with the additional statement that the sodomite has access to dildos with rotary action.

Again, this list is not exhaustive, but it is disgusting enough as it is.

An apology from you would be meaningless, until you have accepted Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior. So don't even bother.

Enjoy Hell.

I am shocked. While you were trying to say that I was pushing gay filth upon you, you were conversely trying to push it upon me!

Here are a few examples:

Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins

obscene ones I left out

"Solution: Obscene Feet" You were trying to get me to entertain your gay foot fetish by showing you my "obscene feet". Disgusting.

Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins

"Train the Ethnic gins Midwest" I see what you were trying to do. You wanted me to join you in making everybody a raging alchoholic in the midwest. But it didn't work, you pervert.

Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins

a young male darkie

"Lie around, Gay make" So, you actually decided to hide your agenda in here too, huh? So you first will lie around on this forum, then make everyone into a gay, alcoholic, foot freak? Not very good, huh?

Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins

Science to usurp God's wil

"Genus Perodicticus Owls" While we may THINK you disagree with science and stuff of that nature, you're trying to push evolution on us without us knowing. Sneaky...
"Suited Copernicus Glows" SO I guess you have several different "Glowing" complements for what Copernicus did, right? But we thought you disagreed with him? Guess not.

So, while I found plenty more hypocritical statements from your part, I'll stop it here.
You say you're a "True Christian", but your words contradict your title? WHy are you trying to push this filth on us? Why?

[dicker]

So I got an infraction for commenting that one of your true christians got all hot and bothered watching a skunk and a cat cavorting?

Who else but someone into beastiality who feel that way?

I wasn't promoting beastiality, I was mocking it, and your the foolish post.

Did like the bit about porky poking his head through the anal shaped rings though, genius.

Come on, less of the infractions, can't you take a joke?

Here's some to tickle your fancy:

Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A. Noah: he was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A. Pharaoh’s daughter: she went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A. Samson; he really brought the house down.
Q. Who was the first drug addict in the Bible?
A. Nebuchadnezzar: he was on grass for seven years.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by GayBilly

You say you're a "True Christian", but your words contradict your title? WHy are you trying to push this filth on us? Why?

Where have you witnessed a True Christian™ misquoting the Holy Bible?

[Professor Bessemer]

Originally Posted by dicker

Come on, less of the infractions, can't you take a joke?

Here's some to tickle your fancy:

Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A. Noah: he was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A. Pharaoh’s daughter: she went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A. Samson; he really brought the house down.
Q. Who was the first drug addict in the Bible?
A. Nebuchadnezzar: he was on grass for seven years.

Friend, the Bible is no laughing matter, it is the Word of God. And He does not take kindly to being mocked. If I were you, I would take the disposition of my immortal soul a bit more seriously. A bit of levity now and then is fine, but not at the expense of the Almighty.

If you do not straighten up and fly right, we will be the ones laughing as you writhe and squirm in boiling sulphur after the Lord sends you to Hell for your impudence.

[GayBilly]

Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda

Where have you witnessed a True Christian™ misquoting the Holy Bible?

I never said that he had misquoted the Bible, I simply stated that he was trying to force his gay propaganda upon us. I'm truly shocked that a True Christian™ would try to do such a thing. Are you sure he's really close to Jesus?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Originally Posted by GayBilly

I am shocked. While you were trying to say that I was pushing gay filth upon you, you were conversely trying to push it upon me!

The fact that you were able to find all of these incidental anagrams in a Godly post like mine just proves that you have a preoccupation with anal sex!

Your perversion is completely transparent on this forum! Imagine how you look to Jesus from Heaven where the black core of your debauched soul is perfectly clear to Him!

Repent of your elective homosexual lifestyle and read the Bible before God determines to torture you for all eternity!

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by GayBilly

I never said that he had misquoted the Bible, I simply stated that he was trying to force his gay propaganda upon us. I'm truly shocked that a True Christian™ would try to do such a thing. Are you sure he's really close to Jesus?

I have to agree with Brother Jenkins, friend. What is it you kids say these days, a "Freudian Slip" maybe? In any case, you're only lying to yourself and that will come clear to you as Satan has his way with you in Hell. We'd like to spare you that fate. Come clean and come to Christ. It won't hurt, not for long anyway.

[GayBilly]

Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins

The fact that you were able to find all of these incidental anagrams in a Godly post like mine just proves that you have a preoccupation with anal sex!

Your perversion is completely transparent on this forum! Imagine how you look to Jesus from Heaven where the black core of your debauched soul is perfectly clear to Him!

Repent of your elective homosexual lifestyle and read the Bible before God determines to torture you for all eternity!

Hope you know I was showing the idiocy in your attack against me. You could literally take anything anyone says, put it into an anagram maker, and find something wrong with it. I bet if you put a bible verse into one, It'd say something perverted. Doesn't mean it meant to mean that, but it'd say it none the less. Also, if you think me finding these in your post means I'm preoccupied with anal sex, doesn't that mean you finding "incidental anagrams" in my post mean you're preoccupied with gay sex as well?

[Brother Harold Porter]

Originally Posted by GayBilly

Hope you know I was showing the idiocy in your attack against me. You could literally take anything anyone says, put it into an anagram maker, and find something wrong with it. I bet if you put a bible verse into one, It'd say something perverted. Doesn't mean it meant to mean that, but it'd say it none the less. Also, if you think me finding these in your post means I'm preoccupied with anal sex, doesn't that mean you finding "incidental anagrams" in my post mean you're preoccupied with gay sex as well?

Now, now GayBilly. I know that you are in close proximity to Dallas Alley. A wicked strip mall of methamphetamine-fueled gay sodomy and daisy chains of reprehensible filthy sexual sin. I pray that you do not frequent such a lewd cesspool of God-hating vipers.

But I can assure you that Brother Jenkins has absolutely no interest in packing mud. My closest friend and mentor since I renounced my queerness, he is a fine True Christian™ man of God. Please show some respect.

In Christ

[GayBilly]

Originally Posted by Brother Harold Porter

Now, now GayBilly. I know that you are in close proximity to Dallas Alley. A wicked strip mall of methamphetamine-fueled gay sodomy and daisy chains of reprehensible filthy sexual sin. I pray that you do not frequent such a lewd cesspool of God-hating vipers.

But I can assure you that Brother Jenkins has absolutely no interest in packing mud. My closest friend and mentor since I renounced my queerness, he is a fine True Christian™ man of God. Please show some respect.

In Christ

I really wish people wouldn't make generalizations about an area. If you have every been to Dallas, you can say what you wish about it, but If not, please don't just assume things. As I live there, I would have to disagree with your statement. The "strip mall" has nothing to do with gays or strip clubs, the name "Strip Mall" simply means that is is a "strip" or street of land that is dedicated to having many stores, like a Shopping center basically. I will show anybody respect if they show it to me back. I don't doubt that he is a great person, but I'd rather people not just assume things about me. My anagrams that I said about him were not serious, I was suits showing how anagrams really don't mean anything, and I could ust as soon make an anagram about a Bible Verse, and it wouldn't mean that God was promoting Gays or anything. All I'm saying is that I will apologize to any one, as long as they at least either show me a bit of respect, or apologize as well. I sorry if I've offended anyone on this forum, as it was not my intentions. I hope I can still be respected here, and I also would like to ask if my username could maybe be changed back. Please? Maybe...
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[dicker]

Originally Posted by GayBilly

I hope I can still be respected here, and I also would like to ask if my username could maybe be changed back. Please? Maybe...

Lol, don't hold your breath, your trouble is you are trying to use logic and reason, both have no place on this website!

You have to fight fire with fire or you'll get high blood pressure, you think I chose the userid Dicker? :-)

It's admirable you trying to battle it out as I did when I first came across this website but you are fighting a losing battle my friend.

[Cranky Old Man]

Originally Posted by dicker

Lol, don't hold your breath, your trouble is you are trying to use logic and reason, both have no place on this website!

Like a broken clock, even you are sometimes right.

God requires neither reason, nor logic. He doesn't require you to think, eat or drink. All He requires is blind obedience!


Matthew 6:25 "Therefore I say unto you, Take no thought for your life, what ye shall eat, or what ye shall drink; nor yet for your body, what ye shall put on. Is not the life more than meat, and the body than raiment?"

[Jack O'fagan]

Originally Posted by dicker

Lol, don't hold your breath, your trouble is you are trying to use logic and reason, both have no place on this website!

You have to fight fire with fire or you'll get high blood pressure, you think I chose the userid Dicker? :-)

It's admirable you trying to battle it out as I did when I first came across this website but you are fighting a losing battle my friend.

I myself am not scared of technology. In fact I even have television taping machine. What I believe the 'the kids' call a VCR. Now I could just make up my own way of using it. Maybe not plug it in? Plug the remote control wire into the aerial socket. Put in a VHS tape instead of the specified Betamax. I could do all of these things but instead every time I want to record something I get the manual out and I carefully follow the instructions. And why? Because it's maker (Sony) knows best.

YOUR maker has provided YOU with an instruction manual on how to live your life. It is called the King James Bible. All you need to do is follow it. It's not difficult.

Proverbs 5:23 He shall die without instruction; and in the greatness of his folly he shall go astray.

YIC

Jack

[FrenchCelery]

Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man

Like a broken clock, even you are sometimes right.

God requires neither reason, nor logic. He doesn't require you to think, eat or drink. All He requires is blind obedience!

Mods are asleep ! Post ponies !
Seriously, this forum is soooooo funny !
I hope you'll enjoy the joke (I'm sure you'll not, and this is make me laughing harder).

[VictoryOS]

Originally Posted by FrenchCelery

Mods are asleep ! Post ponies !
Seriously, this forum is soooooo funny !
I hope you'll enjoy the joke (I'm sure you'll not, and this is make me laughing harder).

Son, are you on the drugs? Because nothing you just said makes sense and you seem to be hallucinating.

[Jack O'fagan]

I believe that this French Celery lady may be an atheist with a common sexual fixation with ponies. When you turn your back on Jesus anything goes.

Ezekiel 23:20 For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.

Sickening

YIC

Jack

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Franch horse rape fixation never cease to amaze me.

I has to stop reading as soon as I was sick in my mouth: which was immediately

Jesus is the One.
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[Jack O'fagan]

I read somewhere that around 20% of atheist women are thinking about horses when they are whoring themselves. It's probably about right.

YIC

Jack