[Experience]

Originally Posted by Old Man Hatchet

I became very aroused by this steamy action.

Dude, you call yourself a true christian when you get aroused from watching a kids show?
You're a disgusting filthy person.

[Adam Fag]

Originally Posted by GayBilly

Next, how does Speedy Gonzales encourage children to take drugs?

Watch this as a child

first line of song means "The Roach"

Grow up like this

Are you mad?

[Old Man Hatchet]

Originally Posted by Experience

Dude, you call yourself a true christian when you get aroused from watching a kids show?
You're a disgusting filthy person.

You took my quote out of context.

One of the characters is a skunk named Pepé Le Pew who relentlessly tries to copulate with a cat. It gets very erotic and downright titillating as he strokes her and rubs against her. She plays hard to get, but in her eyes you can see that she can't wait to receive his peckér le pew. While conducting research, I became very aroused by this steamy action. Given how Godly and virtuous I am, imagine how this cartoon must affect others. At no point is there a warning about hot, interspecies fornication. I will say that I applaud the accurate portrayal of the French--they are indeed oversexed animals. And a skunk is quite appropriate given their notoriety for poor hygiene.

Clearly we are not talking about an ordinary children's show. If I became aroused, I guarantee that anyone would get turned on by this smut.

If I were a gambling man, I would wager that you like skunk-on-cat action and are just trying to get me to talk about it so you can get your rocks off. You probably have a thing for older men, too, so it's a perfect--or rather, pervert--storm. You make me want to puke.

[Zealot]

Originally Posted by Old Man Hatchet

You took my quote out of context.



Clearly we are not talking about an ordinary children's show. If I became aroused, I guarantee that anyone would get turned on by this smut.

If I were a gambling man, I would wager that you like skunk-on-cat action and are just trying to get me to talk about it so you can get your rocks off. You probably have a thing for older men, too, so it's a perfect--or rather, pervert--storm. You make me want to puke.

Indeed, that's why i keep my children in the basement. Better for them to meditate on the word than be exposed to this pornography!

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by Zealot

Indeed, that's why i keep my children in the basement. Better for them to meditate on the word than be exposed to this pornography!

You keep your children in the basement! What kind of a monster are you?

[Experience]

Originally Posted by Old Man Hatchet

You took my quote out of context.



Clearly we are not talking about an ordinary children's show. If I became aroused, I guarantee that anyone would get turned on by this smut.

If I were a gambling man, I would wager that you like skunk-on-cat action and are just trying to get me to talk about it so you can get your rocks off. You probably have a thing for older men, too, so it's a perfect--or rather, pervert--storm. You make me want to puke.

I'm going to speak from a logical point of view because I come to this forums for a good laugh.

All of what you say is assumptions, gambling? Jesus prohibits gambling of any sorts even if you didn't say it in literal terms.
I'm a true christian, but i don't come across bashing other peoples life dedicated work.
I have respect for you Old Man Hac-- whatever your name is.
But whatever you people say and do is horribly out of context of the bible, so Jesus help you in your prayers because this forums and anyone who enjoys using it like you will burn in the deepest darkest pits of hell!

[Zechariah Smyth]

Originally Posted by Experience

I'm going to speak from a logical point of view because I come to this forums for a good laugh.

All of what you say is assumptions, gambling? Jesus prohibits gambling of any sorts even if you didn't say it in literal terms.
I'm a true christian, but i don't come across bashing other peoples life dedicated work.
I have respect for you Old Man Hac-- whatever your name is.
But whatever you people say and do is horribly out of context of the bible, so Jesus help you in your prayers because this forums and anyone who enjoys using it like you will burn in the deepest darkest pits of hell!

Two things:

1. Please point out to me where Mr. Hatchet said he was a gambling man.

2. If you can find one instance where a True Christian™ has either misquoted the Bible or used it out of context or interpreted it in any way, I will gladly donate $1,000 in your name to the Jesus-hating charity of your choice.

You have 12 hours.

Tick tock!

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Adam Fag]

Originally Posted by Experience

But whatever you people say and do is horribly out of context of the bible

When did you read their book? I look to them for truth, what their book means - its words are NOT AT ALL what you say. Where do you think we came from? Where do your words come from? Not from their book, that's for sure. So why ask mad? bad? and sick? OK they say I'm nuts. So what? I still ask "what does your book mean?" I don't tell them! Get a life.

[Experience]

Originally Posted by Zechariah Smyth

Two things:

1. Please point out to me where Mr. Hatchet said he was a gambling man.

2. If you can find one instance where a True Christian™ has either misquoted the Bible or used it out of context or interpreted it in any way, I will gladly donate $1,000 in your name to the Jesus-hating charity of your choice.

You have 12 hours.

Tick tock!

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

If you scroll up back to my comment, you can see that I said "even if you didn't say it in literal terms" or something along the lines of that.

I didn't say that your QUOTES were wrong, but the fact that what you guys have against EVERYTHING and the reasons why are not what Jesus and God intended.

I love and respect you all, but I know that a True Christian shouldn't be praising the lord for someones death, for example Whitney Houston.
If any one dies, you shouldn't praise the lord no matter how they died and their lifestyle. You simply pray to god that he shows mercy on their judgement.

I am a good man, I read the bible everyday so sometimes I understand what you people say and what you have against it.
But Looney Tunes is just for laughs for our kids, yes the kissing each other gets a little out of hand and my kids giggle a lot, but I tell them that's how KIDS react. They won't take it seriously and say "Is it okay to do that"
What I said to Mr. Hatchet was wrong, I was a little angry and I apologize.
I'm not trying to change your hating ways, but please listen to me I only come in the name of Christ.

I don't how my good friend here thought I hate Jesus, but I don't and I hope you take that back because accusing of someone hating Jesus is just heartbreaking.

[Bill R. Briscoe]

Originally Posted by Experience

I am a good man, I read the bible everyday ...

Originally Posted by Experience

You simply pray to god that he shows mercy on their judgement.

And on which day did you read that we should pray to God for the dead? Do you have any scripture to back up your arrogance?

[Thomas Dalton]

Originally Posted by Experience

If you scroll up back to my comment, you can see that I said "even if you didn't say it in literal terms" or something along the lines of that.

I didn't say that your QUOTES were wrong, but the fact that what you guys have against EVERYTHING and the reasons why are not what Jesus and God intended.

I love and respect you all, but I know that a True Christian shouldn't be praising the lord for someones death, for example Whitney Houston.
If any one dies, you shouldn't praise the lord no matter how they died and their lifestyle. You simply pray to god that he shows mercy on their judgement.

I am a good man, I read the bible everyday so sometimes I understand what you people say and what you have against it.
But Looney Tunes is just for laughs for our kids, yes the kissing each other gets a little out of hand and my kids giggle a lot, but I tell them that's how KIDS react. They won't take it seriously and say "Is it okay to do that"
What I said to Mr. Hatchet was wrong, I was a little angry and I apologize.
I'm not trying to change your hating ways, but please listen to me I only come in the name of Christ.

I don't how my good friend here thought I hate Jesus, but I don't and I hope you take that back because accusing of someone hating Jesus is just heartbreaking.

Wait, what?
How do you know what God intended if you think the Bible is filled with lies?
How can you say that you come in the name of Christ if you spit on him with every word you type?

You sir, disgust me. We here take the Bible at face value, and know what God intended since He wrote it down.

Please provide scripture for your claims, or admit you're a Satan worshiping troll. Don't try to insult our intelligence by lying about your beliefs.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by Experience

I'm not trying to change your hating ways, but please listen to me I only come in the name of Christ.

You come as a wolf in sheep's clothing and you don't fool us.

Thus says the LORD of hosts, Hearken not unto the words of the prophets that prophesy unto you: they make you worthless: they speak a vision of their own heart, and not out of the mouth of the LORD.
Jeremiah 23:16

Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.
Matthew 7:15

For such are false apostles, deceitful workers, transforming themselves into the apostles of Christ.
2 Corinthians 11:13

[Zechariah Smyth]

Originally Posted by Experience

If you scroll up back to my comment, you can see that I said "even if you didn't say it in literal terms" or something along the lines of that.

You implied that Mr. Hatchet, one of the most-respected church elders in our Church's history, was a gambler. Don't try and backtrack now: you won't unring that bell. I'd suggest that you post a sincere and wordy apology to him. He is a patient and forgiving man, but there are limits.

Proverbs 19:9 would probably be a good starting point.

Originally Posted by Experience

I didn't say that your QUOTES were wrong, but the fact that what you guys have against EVERYTHING and the reasons why are not what Jesus and God intended.

How do we know what God intended? By what is in the Bible. Nothing more, nothing less. Not what you "hear in your heart" or what some "preacher" tells you or some other fluffy bunny crap, but what He had written in there.

(Proverbs 3:5) "Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding."

Originally Posted by Experience

I love and respect you all, but I know that a True Christian shouldn't be praising the lord for someones death, for example Whitney Houston. If any one dies, you shouldn't praise the lord no matter how they died and their lifestyle. You simply pray to god that he shows mercy on their judgement.

Baloney.



People get exactly what they deserve. You are trying to force your secular worldview onto God, but He will have none of that:

(James 2:13) "For he shall have judgment without mercy, that hath shewed no mercy; and mercy rejoiceth against judgment."

Originally Posted by Experience

I am a good man, I read the bible everyday so sometimes I understand what you people say and what you have against it.
But Looney Tunes is just for laughs for our kids, yes the kissing each other gets a little out of hand and my kids giggle a lot, but I tell them that's how KIDS react. They won't take it seriously and say "Is it okay to do that"
What I said to Mr. Hatchet was wrong, I was a little angry and I apologize.
I'm not trying to change your hating ways, but please listen to me I only come in the name of Christ.

You read bits and pieces of the Bible: we read ALL of it. Try reading it cover-to-cover just once, then come back here. It will only take a couple of weeks.

Originally Posted by Experience

I don't how my good friend here thought I hate Jesus, but I don't and I hope you take that back because accusing of someone hating Jesus is just heartbreaking.

You show your hate for Jesus by your actions and attitude. However you choose to self-identify means nothing to me.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Adam Fag]

Originally Posted by Zechariah Smyth

You implied that Mr. Hatchet, one of the most-respected church elders in our Church's history, was a gambler.

I don't bet. But I saw that pig's bum pushed back in the gay style

here - 0:44
here - 1:35
here - 1:37
here - 1:54½
here - 1:55
here - 1:57
here - 2:03
here - 2:17 [duck's arse]
here - 3:08 [duck's arse] full stink
here - 3:28
here - 3:31
here - 3:32¾
here - 3:36
here - 4:02¼
here - 4:27 [duck's arse]
here - 4:28 [duck's arse] full stink
here - 4:45
here - 4:53 "could you give me a hand?"
here - 5:01
here - 5:52 [gay rape]
here - 5:56 to 5:58 "woo ha ha ha haa"

Who could watch this and not queer up big time?

max

[Jamosai]

Just to throw this out there, Pepe thinks the cat is a skunk. he's not intentionally trying to seduce another species

[Redeemed Papist]

Originally Posted by Jamosai

Just to throw this out there, Pepe thinks the cat is a skunk. he's not intentionally trying to seduce another species

Glad you brought this up. Many many people sin because they know no better. In some cases God chose to make a retard as an example to others of how much worse your life could have been so they don't matter. However, sometimes it's a person capable of understanding how wretched they are in God's sight so it's vitally important to point things out to them from the Bible.

Ignorance is no excuse!
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[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by Jamosai

Just to throw this out there, Pepe thinks the cat is a skunk. he's not intentionally trying to seduce another species

Pepe thinks the cat is another male skunk friend. That's what makes that cartoon near the top of Old Man Hatchets list of unacceptable pop culture items. It's bestiality, homosexuality and since the cat is actually female, transvestism. Pepe Le Pew is probably the most dangerous thing produced by Warner Brothers.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by Jamosai

Just to throw this out there, Pepe thinks the cat is a skunk. he's not intentionally trying to seduce another species

No, he's trying to rape another species.

[AngelKatie3]

I'm glad I never liked Cartoons as a kid. We need more Protected moms save children from cartoons and anime! We need to ban them some how.

Cartoons = Made from Satan

Anime = Made from Satan

[GodBlessUs]

I watched one episode and prayed to Him that these be banned before its influence spreads.