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Ladies of Landover Senior VP One of the Truest Christians™ Ever Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
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Location: Standing behind my husband
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Re: Insane madman still unsaved, pray for False Christian -
02-20-2008, 04:11 PM
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Originally Posted by False Christian
Mary. I wish to speak to you.
Privately. Ask your husband if it's okay.
You needn't worry, I am also a married Christian man.
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Anything you have to say to me you can say here. I'm not going to give some stranger my private e-mail address, and you don't have access here to send private messages. So if you wish to speak to me, it will have to be in the forum.
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Director of European Evangelical Outreach A Shining Example of Christ's Love Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
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Re: Insane madman still unsaved, pray for False Christian -
02-20-2008, 04:12 PM
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Originally Posted by False Christian
You needn't worry, I am also a married Christian man.
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That little bit of news would certainly upset your soon to be Japanese wife, would it not?
WIIIIIIIIIIII!
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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Anti La Leche League Organizer
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Location: VT--the Green Mountain State
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Re: Insane madman still unsaved, pray for False Christian -
02-20-2008, 04:12 PM
What an interesting physique you enjoy? Are you one of those male-ettes who was artificially impregnated at RYT-Dwayne?
It is no wonder you are so hung up on breastfeeding!
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Deaconess Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
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Join Date: Jan 1970
Location: God's Own America
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Re: Insane madman still unsaved, pray for False Christian -
02-20-2008, 04:12 PM
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Originally Posted by False Christian
I am as much a man as the person you married.
Do NOT push my buttons.
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It sounds like your buttons are ALREADY pushed.
Have you Tithed yet? Seeings as we've become your favorite Baptist Church.
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: Insane madman still unsaved, pray for False Christian -
02-20-2008, 04:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Sister Mary Maria
Anything you have to say to me you can say here. I'm not going to give some stranger my private e-mail address, and you don't have access here to send private messages. So if you wish to speak to me, it will have to be in the forum.
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I can respect that.
As long as it is okay with your husband i will speak with you.
It is 1am in Tokyo and i am very tired and need rest.
Ill be online soon.
Do me a favor in kind and change my name back. Not to FURIOUS Christian but to something i will leave to your imagination.
Do not offend me.
Goodnight.
I think you are all delusional lunatics.
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True Christian™ Beauty Queen
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Re: Insane madman still unsaved, pray for False Christian -
02-20-2008, 04:16 PM
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Originally Posted by False Christian
I am as much a man as the person you married.
Do NOT push my buttons.
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That shows how much you know about me. I'm not married. So I guess you're not much of a man, are you?
I'm not afraid of you or your buttons. And I don't appreciate the threat. You've been reported, so don't be surprised when there's a knock at your door.
Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
in 2016
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Deaconess Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
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Re: Insane madman still unsaved, pray for False Christian -
02-20-2008, 04:17 PM
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Originally Posted by False Christian
I can respect that.
As long as it is okay with your husband i will speak with you.
It is 1am in Tokyo and i am very tired and need rest.
Ill be online soon.
Do me a favor in kind and change my name back. Not to FURIOUS Christian but to something i will leave to your imagination.
Do not offend me.
Goodnight.
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Aw Bless. He's tired after all that shouting.
Nitey Nite, God Bless.
Don't forget to say a Prayer for ME.
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58 Christ's Guardian
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Posts: 23,743
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Mostly on the front porch.
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02-20-2008, 04:18 PM
Hey Insane Madman wants a new handle? Any suggestions? Let's surprise him when he wakes up and logs on again.
How about 'black rain rose petal dwarf' OK, that's no good, maybe someone can do better?
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Ladies of Landover Senior VP One of the Truest Christians™ Ever Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
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Posts: 12,662
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Standing behind my husband
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02-20-2008, 04:19 PM
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Originally Posted by False Christian
Do me a favor in kind and change my name back. Not to FURIOUS Christian but to something i will leave to your imagination.
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I have no such power, even as a moderator. Only the pastors do, and if they change someone's name, it's only after much prayer.
All I can do is delete or clean up a post and give infraction points, and even then, I wouldn't have that much authority if I didn't have the strong, guiding hand of my husband, Mr. Whitford, to properly direct me.
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Re: Insane madman still unsaved, pray for False Christian -
02-20-2008, 04:23 PM
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Originally Posted by False Christian
It is 1am in Tokyo and i am very tired and need rest.
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Brother Wide Open, add Tokyo to your list of places where this freak of nature lives.
Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
in 2016
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Re: Insane madman still unsaved, pray for False Christian -
02-20-2008, 04:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Wide-Open
That little bit of news would certainly upset your soon to be Japanese wife, would it not?
WIIIIIIIIIIII!
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You wont be able to keep her, satan.
Mark my words.
Oh and have you ever tried hitting a digital tennis ball, throwing a bowling ball down the lane or slashing up dragons with the Wii controller? Beautifully intuitive.
Oh thats right, your in hell where you have always been, isn't that right Lucifer? I have always pitied you...one of Gods favorite angels now confined to the depths of hell.
Enough said.
Goodnight.
I think you are all delusional lunatics.
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Deaconess Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
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Location: God's Own America
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Re: Insane madman still unsaved, pray for False Christian -
02-20-2008, 04:24 PM
He hasn't proven he's worthy of any other name yet.
Spouting off at us is not a way to win friends, especially him being a visitor here.
He will have to earn his favors.
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: Insane madman still unsaved, pray for False Christian -
02-20-2008, 04:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Sister Talitha
Aw Bless. He's tired after all that shouting.
Nitey Nite, God Bless.
Don't forget to say a Prayer for ME.
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I will do just that.
I think you are all delusional lunatics.
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Director of European Evangelical Outreach A Shining Example of Christ's Love Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
True Christian™
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Posts: 18,677
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Location: A frictional country
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Re: Insane madman still unsaved, pray for False Christian -
02-20-2008, 04:34 PM
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Originally Posted by VictoryOS
Brother Wide Open, add Tokyo to your list of places where this freak of nature lives.
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Omnipotence is great. It beats frequent flyer airmiles.
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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Director of European Evangelical Outreach A Shining Example of Christ's Love Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
True Christian™
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Posts: 18,677
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Re: Insane madman still unsaved, pray for False Christian -
02-20-2008, 04:39 PM
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Originally Posted by False Christian
Goodnight.
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Good night to you too sir. May Jesus guide you in your rather tormented sleep.
Dear Lord,
May this obviously angry person
find You tonight
or tomorrow
or whenever You see fit.
You'll be the Judge.
As always.
Amen.
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58 Christ's Guardian
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Posts: 23,743
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Re: Insane madman still unsaved, pray for False Christian -
02-20-2008, 04:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Wide-Open
Omnipotence is great. It beats frequent flyer airmiles.
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Did you mean omnipresence?
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Landover Security Superviser Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
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Location: Freehold Iowa
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Re: Insane madman still unsaved, pray for False Christian -
02-20-2008, 04:48 PM
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Originally Posted by False Christian
I can respect that.
As long as it is okay with your husband i will speak with you.
It is 1am in Tokyo and i am very tired and need rest.
Ill be online soon.
Do me a favor in kind and change my name back. Not to FURIOUS Christian but to something i will leave to your imagination.
Do not offend me.
Goodnight.
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We will change you're name back when you start acting like a Christian and not just claiming to be one.
You challenge us on our Scriptural supported doctrine that apparently offends you. Well false one, we have cited our scripture, were is yours'? Admittedly refuting us is a futile effort on your part since we are the ones with Jesus behind us 110% but we still demand you try, if at lest to show your’ heart is in the right place.
Otherwise you're just speaking out of your ass sinner and who cares what you say? TRUE Christians™ only listen to Jesus.
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Director of European Evangelical Outreach A Shining Example of Christ's Love Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
True Christian™
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Re: Insane madman still unsaved, pray for False Christian -
02-20-2008, 04:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Nobar King
Did you mean omnipresence?
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There's that too.
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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True Christian™
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Location: Baton Rouge, Louisiana
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Re: Insane madman still unsaved, pray for False Christian -
02-21-2008, 02:37 AM
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Originally Posted by False Christian
You wont be able to keep her, satan.
Mark my words.
Oh and have you ever tried hitting a digital tennis ball, throwing a bowling ball down the lane or slashing up dragons with the Wii controller? Beautifully intuitive.
Oh thats right, your in hell where you have always been, isn't that right Lucifer? I have always pitied you...one of Gods favorite angels now confined to the depths of hell.
Enough said.
Goodnight.
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I think you need to stay out of the liquor cabinet. Wide-O ain't Satan, nor anybody here (excepting for you being his messenger of course). I think you done been in the liquor and the laudanum again. You need to get saved and ask to be delivered from your vile addictions, False Christian.
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Honorary True Christian™ Sweet Placid Sister
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Location: Surrounded by hippie vermin
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Re: Insane madman still unsaved, pray for False Christian -
02-21-2008, 03:31 AM
Goodness!
Furious Bogan's delusions have gotten worse. Can nobody in China, Japan, or Godless Australia help him?
Or . . . um . . . maybe he needs an ex-Gay ministry?
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