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Greenland - Danish give Fortune to Eskimos! -
06-21-2009, 09:26 PM
Denmark, to date, best known for pornography, beer and furniture designed so no one can use it has confirmed it’s status as the idiot of European Socialism.
Just as gold, diamonds and oil have been discovered, they’ve given it all away!
I encourage US True Christian™ Entrepreneurs to make their way to Nuuk (Thule) with whiskey and rifles for the natives to exchange for mineral rights that rightly belong to the continental USA.
Greenland takes step toward independence from Denmark
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The Arctic territory of Greenland has begun a new era of self-rule after 300 years under Danish authority, moving closer to independence with a potential oil bonanza below its icecap.
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By Our Foreign Staff and Agencies in Nuuk
Published: 1:46PM BST 21 Jun 2009
The new status took effect as Greenland celebrated its national day, six months after 75 per cent of voters approved a referendum to hand more power to the local government and take control of the island's vast natural resources.
Festivities began with a flag-raising ceremony, while Denmark's Queen Margrethe and its prime minister, Lars Loekke Rasmussen, attended the event.
Denmark granted Greenland limited sovereignty when its parliament approved home rule in 1979.
But the self-rule status, agreed after years of negotiations, gives the island of 57,000 inhabitants more control over its gas, gold and diamond reserves.
US scientists believe Greenland's northern tip is especially rich in oil and gas and they say global warming could actually help unlock the untapped wealth and provide a solid foundation for an independent economy.
If it proves to be "sufficiently large to prop up the island's economy", Greenland will be well on the road to full independence from Denmark, said Lars Hovbakke Soerensen, a historian at the University of Aarhus.
Greenland, which holds 10 per cent of the world's freshwater reserves, is one of the areas most under threat from global warming, which in turn will affect its lucrative fishing industry.
That will force political leaders to look underground in a bid to diversify the economy and cut reliance on its former colonial master for funding.
Under the self-rule agreement, Greenlanders will be recognised as a distinct people with the right to self-determination and Greenlandic will become the territory's official language.
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Re: Greenland - Danish give Fortune to Eskimos! -
06-21-2009, 09:33 PM
It honestly baffles me why Greenland is not a US Territory. It's closer to us, and on our side of the ocean than Denmark! Giving Greenland independence is just a terrible, terrible idea that history has proven once and once again. What happens when you turn a territory over to its native people? It turns to hell, that's what happens! Look at Africa as a sterling example: It was once a romantic continent of mystery and adventure and lush savannahs and esoteric jungles. A continent of diamonds and big game. A continent for real men like Ernest Hemingway.
Now that the White Europeans have give into "liberal guilt" and turned the reigns over the natives, the result is pretty much what you'd expect when you let the patients run the asylum. Massive widespread genocide, voter fraud in every country, AIDS virus run amok (actually, that's a good thing), violence, rape, starvation, disease, etc. etc. etc.
Next thing you know, Greenland is going to be a third-world country with a bunch of Eskimos clubbing each other instead of baby seals and raping babies to intentionally infect them with AIDS.
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Re: Greenland - Danish give Fortune to Eskimos! -
06-21-2009, 09:47 PM
I would think it would be fairly easy for the US to apporpriate it all in the name of US National Security. We could trade them ice and Whisky for the diamonds.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Greenland - Danish give Fortune to Eskimos! -
06-22-2009, 04:20 AM
Greenland is the big one, right? Don't we already own that?
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06-22-2009, 04:56 PM
We do have a large military base there. So were not concoring it, were just "expaning the air base."
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Re: Greenland - Danish give Fortune to Eskimos! -
06-22-2009, 09:11 PM
Fine. OK. So now a bunch of Eskimos own a whole lot of globally desired mineral and energy resources.... Doesn't change the fact that they're still Eskimos, who have some of the most interesting lice infestations known to science. Hallelujah -- We can finally $tart charging them for their DDT dipping baths.
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Re: Greenland - Danish give Fortune to Eskimos! -
11-22-2009, 07:46 PM
Ezekiel Bathfire: "Just as gold, diamonds and oil have been discovered, they've given it all away!"
- Well excuse us for helping our fellow human beings on Earth. We also give 6 times as much of our GDP per capita to foreign aid than the US does, is that a sin too? We can't all be as greedy and selfish as you. But no, we haven't given it all away. We still own the subsoil and we still help them financially - it is still, in fact, a part within the Kingdom of Denmark.
Rev. Jim Osborne: "It honestly baffles me why Greenland is not a US Territory. It's closer to us, and on our side of the ocean than Denmark!"
- Of course it baffles you - you're not that smart I guess... Greenland was already a part of Danish history more than 1000 years ago. It became a territory within the Kingdom of Denmark before the US even existed! You can't just move somewhere, close to some place, and then expect it to be yours :S
Nobar King: "Greenland is the big one, right? Don't we already own that?"
- No, you never did - and you never will. Asking such a question just shows your level of stupidity.
Larry Lee: "Fine. OK. So now a bunch of Eskimos own a whole lot of globally desired mineral and energy resources…"
- Obviously, you don't know the concept of "home rule". Greenland is still an autonomous constituent territory within the Kingdom of Denmark. In 2009 it got extended competencies for local government, but Denmark still remains in charge of foreign affairs, security and financial policy.
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Re: Greenland - Danish give Fortune to Eskimos! -
11-22-2009, 09:05 PM
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Ezekiel Bathfire: "Just as gold, diamonds and oil have been discovered, they've given it all away!"
- Well excuse us for helping our fellow human beings on Earth. We also give 6 times as much of our GDP per capita to foreign aid than the US does, is that a sin too? We can't all be as greedy and selfish as you. But no, we haven't given it all away. We still own the subsoil and we still help them financially - it is still, in fact, a part within the Kingdom of Denmark.
Rev. Jim Osborne: "It honestly baffles me why Greenland is not a US Territory. It's closer to us, and on our side of the ocean than Denmark!"
- Of course it baffles you - you're not that smart I guess... Greenland was already a part of Danish history more than 1000 years ago. It became a territory within the Kingdom of Denmark before the US even existed! You can't just move somewhere, close to some place, and then expect it to be yours :S
Nobar King: "Greenland is the big one, right? Don't we already own that?"
- No, you never did - and you never will. Asking such a question just shows your level of stupidity.
Larry Lee: "Fine. OK. So now a bunch of Eskimos own a whole lot of globally desired mineral and energy resources…"
- Obviously, you don't know the concept of "home rule". Greenland is still an autonomous constituent territory within the Kingdom of Denmark. In 2009 it got extended competencies for local government, but Denmark still remains in charge of foreign affairs, security and financial policy.
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Re: Greenland - Danish give Fortune to Eskimos! -
11-22-2009, 09:21 PM
Denmark has always been a little strange. It named it's nice, temperate island "Iceland" and called the big icy waste "Greenland"
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Re: Greenland - Danish give Fortune to Eskimos! -
11-22-2009, 11:19 PM
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That's funny. I don't recall you properly introducing yourself before wading in here and spreading your drivel in a proper True Christian™ discussion.
Now, take your smart ass mouth back to the Introduction Forum and do the right thing.
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Re: Greenland - Danish give Fortune to Eskimos! -
11-22-2009, 11:56 PM
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[...] We also give 6 times as much of our GDP per capita to foreign aid than the US does, is that a sin too? [...]We still own the subsoil [...]
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Danish and US Foreign Aid Compared: A View from Washington
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Both Denmark and the US are committed to being generous aid-giving governments. Denmark provided USD 2.6 billion in official development assistance (ODA) in 2007. The US provided USD 21.8 billion.
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My little Scandiwegian friend, if a meal costs $1, how many more go hungry if your piddling little sum of money is considered? Answer, 19 Billion!
The US could buy Denmark out from the loose change dropped in the streets of its cities daily and still buy the world a Coke.
God Loves those who give to the poor. God Loves America.
I suspect your aid goes in the form of Danish bacon and beer to Muslin countries and porn publishing equipment to Eastern European gypsies.
You are filled with pride at the minute amount of money you hand out and are scornful of the US.
However, I congratulate you on keeping the mineral rights to Greenland; clearly them Eskimos have no idea what to do with it, as my original post explained.
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Re: Greenland - Danish give Fortune to Eskimos! -
11-23-2009, 01:03 AM
I've seen very convincing reports arguing the case that Greenland could well be developing Diamonds of Mass Destruction. Surely we can't let the Greenlandish threat go unopposed?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Re: Greenland - Danish give Fortune to Eskimos! -
11-23-2009, 05:20 PM
What I really Hate is their round Pancakes. How are you going to get Whipped Cream & Syrup & Cherries on this?:
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