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Default Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT) - 04-16-2012, 04:10 AM

You completely missed my point,

God does not equal religion

I was comparing science vs religion

god created science.... science is the study of what was created by god

....and WHY the hell is "justin beiber nude" in the tags
...seriously you guys are insane


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Default Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT) - 04-16-2012, 04:16 AM

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Science changes all the time. 100 years ago it was impossible for Mankind to fly, but now we can.

God never changes.



He created the world and without Him there would be nothing. Science can't create something out of nothing, but God can! Glory!
Science actually takes pride in its changability. How can a person have any confidence in something like that?

Whereas the Bible tell us


Hebrews 13:8
Jesus Christ is the same yesterday, today, and forever.


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Default Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT) - 05-04-2012, 09:01 PM

Science has nothing to do with being evil. Science (from Latin scientia, meaning "knowledge") is a systematic enterprise that builds and organizes knowledge in the form of testable explanations and predictions about the universe. Without science we wouldn't have chemistry and without that there wouldn't be life saving medical drugs! Please sir, research something properly for once!
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Default Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT) - 05-04-2012, 09:06 PM

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Science has nothing to do with being evil. Science (from Latin scientia, meaning "knowledge") is a systematic enterprise that builds and organizes knowledge in the form of testable explanations and predictions about the universe. Without science we wouldn't have chemistry and without that there wouldn't be life saving medical drugs! Please sir, research something properly for once!
How do you explain how often it contradicts God then?



Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

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Default Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT) - 05-04-2012, 09:35 PM

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How do you explain how often it contradicts God then?
Let me make this straight. There was only a God in the first place because early humans didn't have the knowledge or technology to properly discover things. But now we have the technology. We're truly getting valid and proper answers now.
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Default Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT) - 05-04-2012, 09:40 PM

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Let me make this straight. There was only a God in the first place because early humans didn't have the knowledge or technology to properly discover things. But now we have the technology. We're truly getting valid and proper answers now.
Psalm 48:14 For this God is our God for ever and ever: he will be our guide even unto death.
Uuuuh.... no!



Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

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Let me make this straight. There was only a God in the first place because early humans didn't have the knowledge or technology to properly discover things. But now we have the technology. We're truly getting valid and proper answers now.
How did a rock become alive?

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Default Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT) - 05-04-2012, 09:46 PM

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Psalm 48:14 For this God is our God for ever and ever: he will be our guide even unto death.
Uuuuh.... no!
Uhhhh YES. Wake up! I never met someone so brainwashed before in my life. I don't evne think you can explain any further considering that you just put down "Uuuuuuh...no"
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Let me make this straight. There was only a God in the first place because early humans ........
No,

There were only early humans in the first place because of God.

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Uhhhh YES. Wake up! I never met someone so brainwashed before in my life. I don't evne think you can explain any further considering that you just put down "Uuuuuuh...no"
But you said that God no longer exists because people found stuff out by measuring things, getting confused and then jumping to conclusions about their measurements.

I'm saying, "Hold on! This can't be right. Look at the evidence and God is forever."

But you are there like a child with his fingers in his ears because he doesn't like the rule about the cookie jar.



Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

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But you said that God no longer exists because people found stuff out by measuring things, getting confused and then jumping to conclusions about their measurements.

I'm saying, "Hold on! This can't be right. Look at the evidence and God is forever."

But you are there like a child with his fingers in his ears because he doesn't like the rule about the cookie jar.
I'm stating that people THOUGHT that there was a God. I NEVER SAID THAT THERE WAS A GOD. Du bist idiotisch.
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I'm stating that people THOUGHT that there was a God. I NEVER SAID THAT THERE WAS A GOD. Du bist idiotisch.
Of course people thought there was God. Why would they not? You're like someone surprised at the idea that people thought there was a mountain or the sky.



Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

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I'm stating that people THOUGHT that there was a God. I NEVER SAID THAT THERE WAS A GOD. Du bist idiotisch.
I notice you never answered my question about how a rock became alive.

Too difficult without God?

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Friend, if there were no God, how do you explain your existence? Years back, I tried the 'primordial soup' experiment. I opened a can of Vegetable soup and left it in the sun. No tadpoles, no monkeys, no nigras. As further proof of His magnificence, if man came from monkeys, why don't we have tails? Why are there still monkeys? The Truth is, God made everything just as you see it. How else can you explain the Holy Perfection®?


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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT) - 05-05-2012, 03:33 PM

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Friend, if there were no God, how do you explain your existence? Years back, I tried the 'primordial soup' experiment. I opened a can of Vegetable soup and left it in the sun. No tadpoles, no monkeys, no nigras. As further proof of His magnificence, if man came from monkeys, why don't we have tails? Why are there still monkeys? The Truth is, God made everything just as you see it. How else can you explain the Holy Perfection®?
You clearly don't understand how life and evolution work. You're actually so foolish to actually do that primordial soup crap. Now because I'm such a lazy bastard (as I've stated yesterday somewhere) I'll share you the link of a video explaining why there are still monkeys instead of explaining it for you. Also the video is VERY VERY VERY easy to understand so you should have no trouble understanding it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wh0F4FBLJRE
And for the missing tails, they went away over a period of time (before humans came) as our ancestors used them less and less, so they grew smaller and smaller over millions of years till they completely vanished. However did you ever wonder what those red things are in the corners of our eyes closest to our noses are? Those are the remains of a second eyelid. Wanna know why we have goose bumps? It's because our ancestors had hair all over them and so when they got cold the hair would trap the air and then that air would heat. You see these are some of the small amounts of evidence out of lots of evidence for evolution.
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Default Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT) - 05-05-2012, 03:36 PM

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I'm stating that people THOUGHT that there was a God. I NEVER SAID THAT THERE WAS A GOD. Du bist idiotisch.

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Default Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT) - 05-05-2012, 03:44 PM

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Friend, if there were no God, how do you explain your existence? Years back, I tried the 'primordial soup' experiment. I opened a can of Vegetable soup and left it in the sun. No tadpoles, no monkeys, no nigras. As further proof of His magnificence, if man came from monkeys, why don't we have tails? Why are there still monkeys? The Truth is, God made everything just as you see it. How else can you explain the Holy Perfection®?
You still never answered my question about a rock coming alive. I get you have falling for the fish to amphibian to monkey to man stuff but how did it get from rock to fish?

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Default Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT) - 05-05-2012, 04:13 PM

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You clearly don't understand how life and evolution work. You're actually so foolish to actually do that primordial soup crap. Now because I'm such a lazy bastard (as I've stated yesterday somewhere) I'll share you the link of a video explaining why there are still monkeys instead of explaining it for you. Also the video is VERY VERY VERY easy to understand so you should have no trouble understanding it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wh0F4FBLJRE
And for the missing tails, they went away over a period of time (before humans came) as our ancestors used them less and less, so they grew smaller and smaller over millions of years till they completely vanished. However did you ever wonder what those red things are in the corners of our eyes closest to our noses are? Those are the remains of a second eyelid. Wanna know why we have goose bumps? It's because our ancestors had hair all over them and so when they got cold the hair would trap the air and then that air would heat. You see these are some of the small amounts of evidence out of lots of evidence for evolution.
We all have hair all over us. Just saying.



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Default Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT) - 05-05-2012, 06:38 PM

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We all have hair all over us. Just saying.
This guy keeps flip-flopping all over the place. First God existed for a short time, then He never did. First there was evolution, now it doesn't work. Now the monkey and hair thing? I wonder if this is a middle school student trying to pull a prank because surely an adult can't be that confused.


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Default Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT) - 05-06-2012, 01:41 AM

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You still never answered my question about a rock coming alive. I get you have falling for the fish to amphibian to monkey to man stuff but how did it get from rock to fish?

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I probably would've answered your stupid question if it weren't for that 700 second waiting time I have. Now I will answer your question. You can't make a rock form to a fish....dumbass.
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