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Default Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT) - 10-22-2010, 04:09 AM
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The Earth is flat huh? So why are the pictures from outer space showing that it is flat?
You have just stated the earth is flat.

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Why didn't the Vikings fall off the Earth if the Earth is flat?
How do you know none did.

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Why can I be in Alaska and travel all around the world (aka going west) and come back to the Usa?
Really. This has never happened before.

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And you say Science is wrong and scientists will go to hell. Then your going to hell then because guess what buddy? You cant do NOTHING without using Science.
Is that written in some science book. So your science god send you to hell.

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Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
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You have just stated the earth is flat.



How do you know none did.



Really. This has never happened before.



Is that written in some science book. So your science god send you to hell.



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1. Thats called a spelling error I was going to reply and say round but if I get warned for speaking truth then I don't wanna see what happens if I double post because there is no POST EDIT.
2. Maybe because there are Viking Artifacts in America?
3. If the Earth is flat then that means that if I keep traveling west then I will eventually fall off the world right? And why do the satellite images show me the world is round?
4. Science god? I believe in God not no science god. Actually there is no "science god"
5. Thats why you CHECK the SOURCES at the bottom of the page to see if it is true or not.
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Default Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT) - 10-22-2010, 05:06 AM
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1. Thats called a spelling error I was going to reply and say round but if I get warned for speaking truth then I don't wanna see what happens if I double post because there is no POST EDIT.
2. Maybe because there are Viking Artifacts in America?
3. If the Earth is flat then that means that if I keep traveling west then I will eventually fall off the world right? And why do the satellite images show me the world is round?
4. Science god? I believe in God not no science god. Actually there is no "science god"
5. Thats why you CHECK the SOURCES at the bottom of the page to see if it is true or not.
1. You want get warned for telling the truth the earth is flat.
2. Just because there are artifacts in America, does not mean none of them did fall of the edge of the earth.
3. Satellites actually prove the earth is flat. Look at the GPS maps, they are all flat.

Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Default Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT) - 10-25-2010, 06:01 PM
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That thing looks tiny.
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00:31 seconds. There is your explanation.
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Default Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT) - 10-25-2010, 06:28 PM
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...I beg your pardon? The video was of two grown men discussing cows in a caravan, Mr. Bieber didn't even come into it. In fact, I doubt he was even born when that show was made
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Default Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT) - 10-25-2010, 06:37 PM
Look pal, I nor any other True Christian™ is the least bit interested in bovine sex and young pop stars. If you are incapable of praise baby Jesus, I suggest you get a move on.

Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT) - 10-25-2010, 06:40 PM
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Matthew 18:3 3 And he said: “Truly I tell you, unless you change and become like little children, you will never enter the kingdom of heaven.

Lets recap, like children. What are children? Curious. That's what children are, curious. Always wondering. Looking for new adventure. What do scientist do. They look, they wonder, their curious about everything around them. What are Christians, cantankerous old fvcks who seem to know it all yet can't give a decent translation...of anything.

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Matthew 18:3 3 And he said: “Truly I tell you, unless you change and become like little children, you will never enter the kingdom of heaven.

Lets recap, like children. What are children? Curious. That's what children are, curious. Always wondering. Looking for new adventure. What do scientist do. They look, they wonder, their curious about everything around them. What are Christians, cantankerous old fvcks who seem to know it all yet can't give a decent translation...of anything.
Try using the correct Bible and reading the verses correctly. Jesus was not talking about science.

Matthew 18:1-4
1 At the same time came the disciples unto Jesus, saying, Who is the greatest in the kingdom of heaven?
2 And Jesus called a little child unto him, and set him in the midst of them,
3 And said, Verily I say unto you, Except ye be converted, and become as little children, ye shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven.
4 Whosoever therefore shall humble himself as this little child, the same is greatest in the kingdom of heaven.

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Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
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Default Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT) - 11-04-2010, 01:28 AM
I can't believe the ignorance of this thread. Really? The earth is flat? I just want to ask: Do you have common sense? Every single image taken from space and every analysis of the earth from the ground has confirmed the earth is round! So is gravity a lie? Are force, mass, acceleration, velocity, and friction all lies, too?! Is the light and sound spectrum a lie? And the excuse: "Because God made it that way." is the worst explanation ever. The Hubble telescope has shown us wonders of all of space. Has it shown one picture of the heaven that you say exists? And if you say: "It's on another dimension." then you therefore confirm the existence of other dimensions and agree with a topic that so many scientists are pushing to confirm! Questioning science is the same as questioning normality. To say that a big, all powerful guy created everything makes no sense at all. Who created him? If he just came to be, then wouldn't he have had his own big bang that created him? And he couldn't have always just been because time needs to have a definite start. Otherwise, it makes no sense.
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I can't believe the ignorance of this thread. Really? The earth is flat? I just want to ask: Do you have common sense?
Yes, it is completely crazy what happens when people believe everything that is in the Bible. It seems believing the Bible cuts off blood flow to the brain .



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Yes, it is completely crazy what happens when people believe everything that is in the Bible. It seems believing the Bible cuts off blood flow to the brain .
Why shouldn't we believe everything in the Bible? It has been well-established all over this site that the Holy KJV 1611 Bible was written by God and is His perfect Word.

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It has been well-established all over this site that the Holy KJV 1611 Bible was written by God and is His perfect Word.
Well, if this site says it is true, it has to be true.

But seriously. You actually believe he came down to Earth, took a pen and wrote the Bible?



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Default Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT) - 11-04-2010, 07:27 PM
this is my first post, i notice that the mood is very aggressive, i am a Christian and i believe in the bible. Isn't the bible not intended to help human kind to be a better person, to live i harmony?

World flat or round:
The discussion about if the world is flat or round doesn't really mater, i believe its round and some of you a lot think its flat. this is what the word "believe" means, thrusting in the fact that something is or isn't. so instead of trying to convince someone to change his believes, don't is impossible.

Believe and science:
If you try to mix the bible and science, this is real hard to do. because like i said, you are combining fact and believe.

The bible:
I would say that is rather blasphemous that the bible is written by God himself. It was written by people who wanted to save what he has don and teach. Jesus whas a born Jew . He went to Jewish churches. So Christianity originates for the Jewish traditions and believes.

How you implement the bible in you one live, is between you and God. If you say every word in the bible is true and has to be follow, this is the choice that a every Christian gets. I really get nerveus wen people say "you will burn in hell". That person puts himself above God. Its up do God to discide who will burn in hell or not. Who has lived to its best or not.
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Default Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT) - 11-04-2010, 07:44 PM
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this is my first post, i notice that the mood is very aggressive, i am a Christian and i believe in the bible. Isn't the bible not intended to help human kind to be a better person, to live i harmony?
You have answered your own question. We preach the truth so aggressively because the Bible makes us better people.


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The discussion about if the world is flat or round doesn't really mater, i believe its round and some of you a lot think its flat. this is what the word "believe" means, thrusting in the fact that something is or isn't. so instead of trying to convince someone to change his believes, don't is impossible.
You're wrong. It does matter. Your belief is unBiblical and will land you in Hell, while our belief is Biblical and will help guarantee us a place in Heaven next to Jesus and His Holy Father God. Do you still think it doesn't matter?

Also, it is perfectly possible to convince someone to change their beliefs. People's beliefs change all the time. You are just afraid because our logic is so convincing, we might change yours.

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If you try to mix the bible and science, this is real hard to do. because like i said, you are combining fact and believe.
All of my beliefs are facts. What is the problem?

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I would say that is rather blasphemous that the bible is written by God himself. It was written by people who wanted to save what he has don and teach. Jesus whas a born Jew . He went to Jewish churches. So Christianity originates for the Jewish traditions and believes.
No. It is blasphemous that you are teaching what you think instead of teaching what God says in the Bible.


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No. We do not decide who will burn in Hell. God tells us who will burn in Hell in the Bible, and we relay His message to those who refuse to read it for themselves.

It's good that you get nervous when people tell you you will burn in Hell. It is the truth. It should make you nervous.

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Default Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT) - 11-04-2010, 07:58 PM
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Bla Bla Bla. The Hubble telescope has shown us wonders of all of space.Bla bla bla.
The Hubble Telescope doesn't exist. Why do you believe that the Hubble Telescope exists when you have never had any first hand experience with it and merely have read about in some book or article?

How naive can you get?

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Default Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT) - 11-04-2010, 08:05 PM
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Well, if this site says it is true, it has to be true.

But seriously. You actually believe he came down to Earth, took a pen and wrote the Bible?
Not really, no.

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All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:

People wrote the Bible. But they were divinely inspired. And before you go yap yap yap about how the Bible is then subject to human error you should remember that God is omnipotent so when He gives somebody a divine inspiration you can be sure that He does it right and ensures that there are no misunderstandings.

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Default Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT) - 11-04-2010, 08:47 PM
o, i will see you all in hell then, i think that your so far of the Christian believes that you are think so very narrow minded, like some group in other religions who think like that, remember 9/11??? this is the last thing i will writte and hope i will burn in hell (if i go the heaven i will end up with guy's like you ... and i would be for eternity ) have a good live and be a good Christian.
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Try using the correct Bible and reading the verses correctly. Jesus was not talking about science.

Matthew 18:1-4
1 At the same time came the disciples unto Jesus, saying, Who is the greatest in the kingdom of heaven?
2 And Jesus called a little child unto him, and set him in the midst of them,
3 And said, Verily I say unto you, Except ye be converted, and become as little children, ye shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven.
4 Whosoever therefore shall humble himself as this little child, the same is greatest in the kingdom of heaven.
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Thats funny, the correct bible. It's like a punchline to joke I couldn't possibly get!
Well, the joke is on the Bible believers. They waste their entire life on this while we are having fun!



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