Jesus felt He needed to post the following verse on two separate Gospels so it must be
True™:
Mark 10:25
It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.
Luke 18:25
For it is easier for a camel to go through a needle's eye, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.
It is
True™ and it is being abused in a disgusting manner by atheist secularist of the sodomite agenda to accuse
our President Trump for acting in an un-Christian manner. Just because He is
rich!
As
True Christians™ it is our task to defend the
Godliest President ever,
Mr. Donald Trump, from this contemptuous and erroneous slander. The ridiculous claim of these false Christians is that as President Trump is
rich, He cannot get into
Heaven. However, the apparent contradiction is not contradictory at all when we look at the
alternative explanations provided by the best available evidence in order of importance:
1. The Bible.
2. Powerful personal Testimonials.
3. Observational data (photographs, research data, etc.).
Is the verse about camels and needles a
True™ one? Of
course it is. However, there is the question of
translations. An ancient translation into the Syriack or Aramaic (Daniel 2:4) tongue called the
Peshitta (Luke 18:25
ܕܠܝܠܐ ܗܝ ܠܓܡܠܐ ܕܒܚܪܘܪܐ ܕܡܚܛܐ ܢܥܘܠ ܐܘ ܥܬܝܪܐ ܠܡܠܟܘܬܗ ܕܐܠܗܐ) may offer an explanation.
Quote:
...Peshitta translation [which] has the word 'rope' in the main text but a footnote on Matthew 19:24 which states that the Aramaic word gamla means rope and camel, possibly because the ropes were made from camel hair.
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This would mean that it is actually a
rope that should be but through the eye of a needle, which is at first glance much
easier than it is to accomplish the feat with a
camel. However, we must abandon this
stupid claim, as
God would not have allowed mistakes in the
King James Version. So, a
"camel" it is.
Next, is it
really that hard to put a
camel through the needle's eye? We acknowledge that it
is hard but
not impossible. There are
many parameters of the equation that can be modified: the size of the camel and the
size of the needle, the
liquefaction of the camel or its
vaporization to ease its passage, and the possible
topological transformation of a camel. Please find below some
visual aids to help you understand these possibilities.
None of these alternatives is
easy, but basically,
Jesus never mentioned it would be
impossible for a rich man to enter Heaven, just
difficult. Is President Trump up to that challenge?
Verily, He is!
Quote:
Originally uttered by Donald Trump
Is there a brick wall getting in your way? Fine. That happens. But you have a choice. You can walk away from the wall. You can go over the wall. You can go under the wall. You can go around the wall. You can also obliterate the wall. In other words, don't let anything get in your way. Get a balance, and then let the positive outdistance the negative.
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Don't let
anything get in your way!
Obliterate the stupid Walls!
President Trump loves a challenge and He
always wins. Even if there was a wall hard to permeate made of precious stones (Revelation 21:19), President Trump would
still get through.
Proverbs 24:16
For a just [man] falleth seven times, and riseth up again: but the wicked shall fall into mischief.
Now we must assess if President Trump is actually rich in the
manner that
Jesus mentions in those wonderful verses. Actually,
He isn't. The life story of President Trump is one of
from rags to riches. He started off
extremely poor and desperate with no actual help from His parents.
Furthermore, all of the riches gathered by President Trump have been
pivotal in order to get Him into the
White House. The master plan of
Jesus Christ to have Trump channel
God's Will unto America could not have been
possible without billions of dollars. Now all this is being used for the benefit of the American voter.
Praise Jesus!
Finally, it is time to assess the
Spiritual State of President Trump. Above, we saw observational data and it all supported the fact that The Donald will one day sit on
Jesus's lap in Heaven.
How about testimonial data? What can we learn from there?
Trump has promised to rule with
Christ!
He
loves the
Bible!
He's a great Christian, a True Christian™. This means that no matter what sins He might have committed before being born again in Christ, it is all forgotten now, and Luke 18:25 no
longer holds Him!
2 Corinthians 5:17
Therefore if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new.
These are
powerful Testimonials by a man of
God and they all agree: President
Trump tells us that He is Spiritually
mature and ready to meet
Jesus in Heaven.
Because of what He Himself says, He is.
What about the
Bible? What does it tell us? It tells us that
Jesus Himself ordained President Trump to take His
Godly office.
Romans 13:1
Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.
As we can see, the atheist agenda of
false accusations fails miserably. President Trump's abode in Heaven is secure. This was all just wanton persecution by those who align themselves with
Satan!
Perhaps this
hard-working man will finally find
peace and quiet in
Heaven and be able to concentrate on perfecting His swinging.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer