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Default Unclean thoughts about white woman - 09-09-2010, 07:26 AM

Hello friends,

I need your Godly advices about what to do. I need help overcoming lustful thoughts. There is a young white woman who works as a secretary in my church offices. She has long blonde hair, and smooth tanned legs which she likes to show to the men folk of the church. She has a voluptuous, hour-glass figure, but she is a harlot and my researches reveal that she has slept with at least three difference men in as many years.

Now I have positioned her desk right next to the window of my office, so I can keep an eye on her legs work. The thing is, friends, that the Devil keeps coming along and planting unclean thoughts in my head. Just last night he told me to keep her late after work, then tie her up and place her in the trunk of my car. Who knows what he would have told me to do next had Jesus not intervened and shooed the demon and told me to free the girl.

What makes the whole situation sinful is that the lady in question is WHITE. I know inter-racial relationships are prohibited, and I should stick to my own kind. But the devil keeps comin' along and planting thoughts in my head. What should I do?


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Default Re: Unclean thoughts about white woman - 09-09-2010, 07:42 AM

As always, I turn to the Bible. Around Matthew 18:9 should do it.


Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.



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Default Re: Unclean thoughts about white woman - 09-09-2010, 08:06 AM

Your thoughts can't be unclean. Your conduct can. The thoughts you have about kidnapping and I will/can assume, have your way with her, are unchristian because both must enter willingly into a marriage. I am from Denmark and we have lost touch with the True Christian Faith™ over the years, what a good friend said was, if you love her and she loves you, you should ask her to marry you, this after a suitably long courtship where you get to know each other, both the immediately apparant stuff but also deeper issues, for instance, will she or you have trouble getting along with family or maintaining an atmosphere of holiness between you, and in your house etc etc. As unsaved trash, that is what I can suggest, but you need to turn to the True Christians™ here for Godly advice.

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ps. You can ask her to dress more modestly for Church functions, let her know that even if men are supposed to be above the world, most Christians still struggle, from time to time, and it would help you in performing your duties with more deeply virtue..
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Default Re: Unclean thoughts about white woman - 09-09-2010, 02:56 PM

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Your thoughts can't be unclean.
Galatians 6:8
"For he that soweth to his flesh shall of the flesh reap corruption; but he that soweth to the Spirit shall of the Spirit reap life everlasting."

The Holy Bible (KJV1611) teaches us to think other thoughts.

Philippians 4:8
"Finally, brethren, whatsoever things are true, whatsoever things are honest, whatsoever things are just, whatsoever things are pure, whatsoever things are lovely, whatsoever things are of good report; if there be any virtue, and if there be any praise, think on these things."


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Default Re: Unclean thoughts about white woman - 09-09-2010, 03:11 PM

@ Babatunde

We already knew that you had a propensity to capture and rape white women. You are colored! We knew what we were getting into when we accepted a colored man into the forum. You have no reason to fear rejection just for being colored, and having the warped instincts that go along with that. We are not racists here.


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Default Re: Unclean thoughts about white woman - 09-09-2010, 04:04 PM

Actually as insane as it sounds, Billy Bob ISN'T being racist here, as he thinks when white men are attracted to women like this:



it is an equally warped instinct. So don't worry, even if it means you'll never sleep with a white beauty, it also means Billy Bob will never get to sleep with your black beauties, if he did that he would have to stone himself to death, probably by hoisting a really big stone over his head and then cutting the rope, making it drop on him and squishing him if God doesn't beat him to it and cut the rope first that is.

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Default Re: Unclean thoughts about white woman - 09-09-2010, 04:24 PM

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=JesperBechDane;596227]Your thoughts can't be unclean.
Do you have a Bible?
Matthew 5:28

But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.


Looks to me that God says you can have unclean thoughts, and the result is a sin.
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Default Re: Unclean thoughts about white woman - 09-09-2010, 05:09 PM

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Matthew 5:28

But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.


Looks to me that God says you can have unclean thoughts, and the result is a sin.
My point in saying this was, it is impossible to have unclean thoughts as only physical things can be unclean. I didn't say, or mean, that thoughts couldn't be sinful. In this case, if the thought was that the attraction for the woman turn into wanting to abduct her and forcefully have one's will with her, then it would be wrong, but if the same desire for what makes her pleasant found expression in a courtship, which led to a marriage and a life-long partnership then it wouldn't be wrong.

I wanted to clarify this, because the first poster maybe was relying on us not noticing that and then thinking we were sinners for not correcting it and so continuing in his own wicked ways, due to our laxity despite our seemingly Godly advice. First we remove the beam from our own eye before we try to do so with the splinter in someone else's eye. That's a tough demand to place on oneself, but something that is necessary or we will never affect much change for good in the world, neither in our homes, or outside them.

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Stop trying to confuse me with your semantics, Jesper.


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We already knew that you had a propensity to capture and rape white women. You are colored! We knew what we were getting into when we accepted a colored man into the forum. You have no reason to fear rejection just for being colored, and having the warped instincts that go along with that. We are not racists here.
Thank you for understanding Billy Bob. I think I might try to take a refresher ex-negro program. My old ways keep coming back to haunt me!


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Hello friends,

I need your Godly advices about what to do. I need help overcoming lustful thoughts. There is a young white woman who works as a secretary in my church offices. She has long blonde hair, and smooth tanned legs which she likes to show to the men folk of the church. She has a voluptuous, hour-glass figure, but she is a harlot and my researches reveal that she has slept with at least three difference men in as many years.

Now I have positioned her desk right next to the window of my office, so I can keep an eye on her legs work. The thing is, friends, that the Devil keeps coming along and planting unclean thoughts in my head. Just last night he told me to keep her late after work, then tie her up and place her in the trunk of my car. Who knows what he would have told me to do next had Jesus not intervened and shooed the demon and told me to free the girl.

What makes the whole situation sinful is that the lady in question is WHITE. I know inter-racial relationships are prohibited, and I should stick to my own kind. But the devil keeps comin' along and planting thoughts in my head. What should I do?
You are a good man Brother Baptitude and we will pray for you.

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Default Re: Unclean thoughts about white woman - 09-09-2010, 08:23 PM

Well if this continues, there's a medical treatment you can use as well. Just go to the doctor and say you're depressed. They'll put you on an anti-depressant (make sure it's a SSRI, like Prozac) and you won't be interested in sex with anyone.

You're doctor may try to low dose you at first, which may not work. So if after six weeks on the drug you're still feeling the urge, go and ask your doctor to up the dosage.


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Actually as insane as it sounds, Billy Bob ISN'T being racist here, as he thinks when white men are attracted to women like this:



it is an equally warped instinct. So don't worry, even if it means you'll never sleep with a white beauty, it also means Billy Bob will never get to sleep with your black beauties, if he did that he would have to stone himself to death, probably by hoisting a really big stone over his head and then cutting the rope, making it drop on him and squishing him if God doesn't beat him to it and cut the rope first that is.

God bless,

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HAH!!!! You self righteous pigs crack me up. Sadly my wife joined this nonsense and I refuse to sign up. I am a white male and my wife is a gorgeous black woman. You people are insane and I am going to have my wife delete her account from this BULLSHIT
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Default Re: Unclean thoughts about white woman - 09-25-2010, 06:53 AM

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Gladly. I hear it's nice this time of the year.
It's YOUR backside, you really should be able to tell whether it is nice this time of year.

I'm guessing it inflates during the holiday season?

Tell me, Mister Miscenegator, why do you hate Jesus?


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Default Re: Unclean thoughts about white woman - 03-29-2011, 07:34 PM

"But the devil keeps comin' along and planting thoughts in my head." Devil is from mythology. Do you really believe you have a special creature that hovers above you (or someplace else) that plants lustful thoughts in you? To desire a women? Talk to her. Be nice, be gentle, be kind. Make her your very special friend. And ignore all the naysayers that brainwashed you into believing that interracial sex and friendship is wrong. It could be seen as somewhat wrong, but who are we to judge your relationships? Thanks, take care.
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"But the devil keeps comin' along and planting thoughts in my head." Devil is from mythology.
Let me see if I can express this in language you will understand:

Devil is from Bible. Bible not mythology.

This Christian church's discussion forum. You atheist. Atheist hate God and not welcome. Goodbye.


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Default Re: Unclean thoughts about white woman - 03-29-2011, 09:25 PM

"Atheist hate God and not welcome." I do not personally hate God. Where did you get the notion that ALL atheists neccessarily HATE God? Thanks...
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"Atheist hate God and not welcome." I do not personally hate God. Where did you get the notion that ALL atheists neccessarily HATE God? Thanks...
Because Jesus said so.

Matthew 12:30He that is not with me is against me; and he that gathereth not with me scattereth abroad.

So, why are you against Jesus?
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