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Default Re: "Raptured Rapists": Caring Christian Rape Ministry - 03-25-2010, 06:19 PM

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and i'm not judging creepy people for anything. i just don't want to have them around me.
So you are judging them. And you are doing it for the wrong reasons. This is not allowed! Leviticus 19:15 "In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour." John 7:24 "Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment."


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Default Re: "Raptured Rapists": Caring Christian Rape Ministry - 03-25-2010, 06:49 PM

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So you are judging them. And you are doing it for the wrong reasons. This is not allowed! Leviticus 19:15 "In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour." John 7:24 "Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment."
wrong. i'm not saying they are bad people.

i'm saying that i am intollerant to creepy people. i wish they would just stop coming out of their homes forever. even better if they would just die...
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wrong. i'm not saying they are bad people
That's not the point. The point is that you are judging them.

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You are not a nice person. You will probably burn in hell .


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Default Re: "Raptured Rapists": Caring Christian Rape Ministry - 03-25-2010, 07:13 PM

now now don't be judging, i can feel that we have similar mind about these things, i can completely understand that you have to restrain here in the forum about speaking your mind and try to tone others down a bit, but i know we are on the same page on this matter.
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now now don't be judging, i can feel that we have similar mind about these things, i can completely understand that you have to restrain here in the forum about speaking your mind and try to tone others down a bit, but i know we are on the same page on this matter.
No you are not friend; you are judging from Selfish Depravity. You just want this man punished because he might rape your mother or sister. All you have is a petty fear based reaction based on you don't want someone you like hurt.

Since we TRUE Christians have been inspired to TRUE justice by Jesus we want to see this man executed, along with the harlot he raped, for having sexual relationship with a married woman (ok, she was widow, but still) Adultery is serious crime against God.



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No you are not friend; you are judging from Selfish Depravity. You just want this man punished because he might rape your mother or sister. All you have is a petty fear based reaction based on you don't want someone you like hurt.

Since we TRUE Christians have been inspired to TRUE justice by Jesus we want to see this man executed, along with the harlot he raped, for having sexual relationship with a married woman (ok, she was widow, but still) Adultery is serious crime against God.
that would be acceptable.
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Default Re: "Raptured Rapists": Caring Christian Rape Ministry - 06-27-2010, 09:39 AM

Praise Jesus! Another victory for one of our rape-accused victims. What happened was a rather Godly man by the name of Chris Caruso was tempted by some 11 year old harlot who told him she was 16. According to Delaware law, that is legal. He tried to push her off, but was seduced by her feminine charms. As it turns out, he was the one raped by this sex-hungry slut and then used her age to make him look like the bad guy!

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Christopher C. Caruso, 20, of 51 Sonnet St. #11, was brought from the county jail to Portsmouth District Court Tuesday when he waived his right to a probable cause hearing on a felony count of aggravated felonious sexual assault.



During Caruso's March arraignment, Police Capt. Corey MacDonald called Caruso “a danger to the community,” who first denied the allegations, then confessed, while telling police the girl told him she was 16 years old. The police captain said the first time Caruso had sex with the girl was by force and Caruso believed it was always consensual.


State law says anyone under the age of 16 cannot give consent.
Caruso has been held in the jail on $25,000 cash bail, but his attorney Emily McLaughlin successfully argued for $10,000 personal recognizance bail during the May 11 hearing. Judge Sawako Gardner approved the bail reduction, if Caruso reports to probation once a week, observes a 6 p.m. curfew, stays away from the Newington skate park and refrains from using a computer with the exception of school and work.


He is also court-ordered to have no contact with anyone under the age of 18.


At the conclusion of Tuesday's hearing, Caruso's case was transferred to the Rockingham County Superior Court where it is expected to go before a grand jury.


Caruso was arrested March 7 following a day-long investigation after the alleged victim's parents went to the police station to report their daughter had been raped. At the time of his arrest, Caruso was also wanted by Dover police for a warrant alleging he failed to appear in Dover District Court to face a criminal mischief charge, say police.


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Amazing how some people keep blaming the man in these clear cut cases.


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It's amazingly easy to use the court system to throw innocent men in jail.

A 11-14 year-old post-pubescent girl can actually look like she's 18 with make-up and slutty clothes and lure men into sexual acts. Maybe she took hormones or her mom's anti-conception pill. She'll have breasts and the attitude of a working girl.

The men think it's a consensual act with a grown woman. Then, suddenly, they find out the woman tricked them and they're "rapists". "But," the man says "I would NEVER rape anyone! Ever!" It won't help.

At least when you marry someone, she has to prove her age and identity. This is just one of the hundreds of reasons why sex before marriage only leads to trouble -- and not just with God.


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In case there's any doubters who reads this thread, I know from first hand experience that being forced by temptation to rape someone, whom you might even have been lured to love, is a horrible experience: You very clearly feel the Devil take control of your body, and you feel yourself trapped within a body that suddenly doesn't obey you, like if you're sitting powerless in a seat of a rollercoaster, and trapped with eyes that see only flesh and lust. Once you've been possessed like this, you'll never be the same again, because you'll always be aware that you contain an open seat for the Devil to sit, and just how little it takes for him to come pay you a visit and do awful things with your helpless body.

Women speak about rape - about lying there and be unable to escape because someone is physically restraining them. I tell you now that they're the LUCKY ones. They only had their BODY ravaged. Though they cry their over-emotional tears, talking about rape as some ultimate evil, they will NEVER know shame and suffering like I know it. They may have had a human cock inside them, but I had something much, much more unclean inside me.

The whore who tried to tempt me failed the first time she tried, because with all my strength, and with the Power of The Lord, I barely managed to exorcize myself. I was trapped in the middle of the woods with her, so I couldn't escape her company even though I wanted to, so I tried to keep calm afterwards, even when she literally asked me:
"How come you didn't rape me?"
You see, this wasn't the first time that she had tried to force someone into raping her. This was so common that she knew how men worked, and in the name of Satan, she actively sought out to tempt men into possession. Not a day goes by without me wishing for stoning to be legalized again, because I would gladly dedicate a lifetime to stoning every little part of her unholy, devil-worshipping body. So much of The Lords anger is in me.

I charged her with sexual assault a few years later, because according to the laws of my country, forcing somebody - male or female - into sex, is rape, and she was forcing me to do what I didn't want to. ...but just as I thought, the police told me that although the law was officially gender neutral, they wouldn't charge her even if she confessed to raping me.


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In case there's any doubters who reads this thread, I know from first hand experience that being forced by temptation to rape someone, whom you might even have been lured to love, is a horrible experience: You very clearly feel the Devil take control of your body, and you feel yourself trapped within a body that suddenly doesn't obey you, like if you're sitting powerless in a seat of a rollercoaster, and trapped with eyes that see only flesh and lust. Once you've been possessed like this, you'll never be the same again, because you'll always be aware that you contain an open seat for the Devil to sit, and just how little it takes for him to come pay you a visit and do awful things with your helpless body.

Women speak about rape - about lying there and be unable to escape because someone is physically restraining them. I tell you now that they're the LUCKY ones. They only had their BODY ravaged. Though they cry their over-emotional tears, talking about rape as some ultimate evil, they will NEVER know shame and suffering like I know it. They may have had a human cock inside them, but I had something much, much more unclean inside me.

The whore who tried to tempt me failed the first time she tried, because with all my strength, and with the Power of The Lord, I barely managed to exorcize myself. I was trapped in the middle of the woods with her, so I couldn't escape her company even though I wanted to, so I tried to keep calm afterwards, even when she literally asked me:
"How come you didn't rape me?"
You see, this wasn't the first time that she had tried to force someone into raping her. This was so common that she knew how men worked, and in the name of Satan, she actively sought out to tempt men into possession. Not a day goes by without me wishing for stoning to be legalized again, because I would gladly dedicate a lifetime to stoning every little part of her unholy, devil-worshipping body. So much of The Lords anger is in me.

I charged her with sexual assault a few years later, because according to the laws of my country, forcing somebody - male or female - into sex, is rape, and she was forcing me to do what I didn't want to. ...but just as I thought, the police told me that although the law was officially gender neutral, they wouldn't charge her even if she confessed to raping me.
I feel for you Brother, it's disgusting what women can get away with in this femnazi world of ours.


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They may have had a human cock inside them, but I had something much, much more unclean inside me.
This is the crux of the argument right here. Women are violated by a little six inch penis, whereas the man is violated by having his entire mind and soul under control from an evil demon. Which is far worse? We all know the answer to that. If I had to choose, I'd rather have a penis inside me than the Devil Himself. Praise the glory and majesty of Jesus for He has protected me from sin and guile!



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Default Re: "Raptured Rapists": Caring Christian Rape Ministry - 08-30-2010, 09:20 PM

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If I had to choose, I'd rather have a penis inside me than the Devil himself. Praise the glory and majesty of Jesus for He has protected me from sin and guile!
AMEN, Brother! A-MEN! Even if it was much bigger than, say, your pencil, it'd be far better than Satan's evil coursing through you!


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Default Re: "Raptured Rapists": Caring Christian Rape Ministry - 09-30-2010, 02:44 PM

It's not so surprising, however it IS very sad. These sorry lesbian feminists will do everything they can to lure men from the straight and narrow against their will, and the very second those poor men stray they are attacked like wild, rabid wolves. Why can the liberal athiests not see the truth?
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Default Re: "Raptured Rapists": Caring Christian Rape Ministry - 11-25-2010, 01:02 AM

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Back when I was working the streets, occasionally one of my johns would get a little rough. I learned to just take it, as fighting back only made the jerks angrier. And you gotta cut a guy pretty deep to get him to stop completely, once he gets rolling I mean. I'm pretty damned sure none of the guys that hit me were True Christians, but alot of them did some talking about God, if you know what I mean!

One time, I was in the emergency room getting stitches in my split lip, and this busy-body social worker came up to me and started acting all "supportive".

She gave me the old "No means no" and "Even whores can be raped" BS. I told her to go piss up a rope! "Even whores can be raped"? Please! If you don't want some scummy dude doing his business and taking his frustrations out on ya, get a job as an effing waitress. The way I look at it, I was performing a public service. Alot of these guys would have gotten pretty pent up if they didn't let out a little steam on my sorry ass.

I do think The Rev's got a good idea though. If some dude thinks God is watching while he's smacking some chick around, he might think twice about it.
So nice to get a whore's perspective. Yes, you deserved your visits to the hospital and Men might not rape if they keep God in their mind. BUT...even though Men are the closest thing to God they aren't the true God. Slutty whores deserve the rape that they get..actually i feel all women should be victims of rape. we are inferior and Men have to show their Superiority in order for us to behave.
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Default Re: "Raptured Rapists": Caring Christian Rape Ministry - 11-25-2010, 04:44 AM

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So nice to get a whore's perspective. Yes, you deserved your visits to the hospital and Men might not rape if they keep God in their mind. BUT...even though Men are the closest thing to God they aren't the true God. Slutty whores deserve the rape that they get..actually i feel all women should be victims of rape. we are inferior and Men have to show their Superiority in order for us to behave.
So you're hanging out in the mens section hoping to get raped? Why are you in here?


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Default Re: "Raptured Rapists": Caring Christian Rape Ministry - 02-17-2011, 12:48 AM

Sending apologies to all the Men on this site. I was cruising around and silly me didn't realize I was posting on the Men's Only section. I've learned my lesson. I will be more careful from now on.
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Default Re: "Raptured Rapists": Caring Christian Rape Ministry - 07-12-2011, 02:43 AM

If anyone is looking for rapists to reach out to, to get them help, try the homosexual community, the black community, Injuns, Abos, and the priesthood. They are pretty much all rapists.


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