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Default PMS for Men - NOPE! - 12-05-2006, 03:05 AM

I don't know why any hetersexual man would want to take Monthly Man. Maybe it's a Democrat thing?
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Default Re: PMS for Men - NOPE! - 12-05-2006, 12:31 PM

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I don't know why any hetersexual man would want to take Monthly Man. Maybe it's a Democrat thing?
Its a girlyman nancyboy demoncrat thing. Makes me sick. That Darren homer is probably on the dope they're peddling in that commercial.


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Default Re: PMS for Men - NOPE! - 12-05-2006, 02:10 PM

I must say, that "Man" looked exactly like 'our' girlie-man, Darren Hyphen-Butt. No one but JESUS Himself can convince me it wasn't.

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Default Re: PMS for Men - NOPE! - 12-05-2006, 05:19 PM

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I don't know why any hetersexual man would want to take Monthly Man. Maybe it's a Democrat thing?
It's the same lie-beral men that wear those ghastly devices to give themselves a "pregnant" belly to curry favor with the unwed trollops they impregnate.
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Default Re: PMS for Men - NOPE! - 12-05-2006, 06:02 PM

That's the most absurd thing I've ever seen. What's next? A pill that makes me sleep on my porch so I can experience what it's like to be a negro?

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Default Re: PMS for Men - NOPE! - 12-05-2006, 11:08 PM

You don't even need to buy a pill for that, brother! Just go down to the nearest unemployment line, sleep outside in it for a few days and bingo -- you're a negro!

You can also be an injun -- grab a rock and run in circles and smack your face repeatedly with your fist whilst yelling like a banshee. That should help explain why they need to use hallucinogens just to try to think straight! No wonder they tried to kill the helpful Pilgrims who just tried to slaughter their people and take their land convert them to the One True Religion!


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Default Re: PMS for Men - NOPE! - 12-06-2006, 12:34 AM

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You can also be an injun -- grab a rock and run in circles and smack your face repeatedly with your fist whilst yelling like a banshee. That should help explain why they need to use hallucinogens just to try to think straight! No wonder they tried to kill the helpful Pilgrims who just tried to slaughter their people and take their land convert them to the One True Religion!
Jon, I hate to say it, but that description doesn't come close to the full richness and variety of the Native American way of life. You need to be swigging from a bottle of cheap liquor to get the full Injun experience.


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Default Re: PMS for Men - NOPE! - 12-06-2006, 12:50 AM

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Jon, I hate to say it, but that description doesn't come close to the full richness and variety of the Native American way of life. You need to be swigging from a bottle of cheap liquor to get the full Injun experience.
Let's not forget the shameful casinos in which those injuns prey on the weak-minded whose money is better spent tithing.
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Default Re: PMS for Men - NOPE! - 12-07-2006, 12:38 AM

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It was a joke. You guys take everything way too seriously.
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Default Re: PMS for Men - NOPE! - 12-07-2006, 02:01 AM

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It was a joke. You guys take everything way too seriously.

They're not the crispest beans in the vegetable bin. Remember that most of them barely read so be kind to them...it's what our Holy Father in Rome would have us do.





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Default Re: PMS for Men - NOPE! - 12-07-2006, 02:36 AM

Hey, Satan frequently disguises himself in a seemingly harmless form. And there's nothing funny about eternal damnation at all.
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It was a joke. You guys take everything way too seriously.
What? Joking on the Board of the Lord? Certainly, this will never do!
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Hey, Satan frequently disguises himself in a seemingly harmless form. And there's nothing funny about eternal damnation at all.
No, eternal damnation isn't funny at all. It's hilarious!

Satan doesn't disguise himself as harmless jokes and pranks. You're just paranoid. If there wasn't even slightly sarcastic fun, humor, and pranks in the worls, we'd all die of boredom.


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Default Re: PMS for Men - NOPE! - 12-07-2006, 12:32 PM

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No, eternal damnation isn't funny at all. It's hilarious!

Satan doesn't disguise himself as harmless jokes and pranks. You're just paranoid. If there wasn't even slightly sarcastic fun, humor, and pranks in the worls, we'd all die of boredom.
Hm, die of boredom or of hellfire....boredom or hellfire....hmm...can somebody help me out on this one?
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Hm, die of boredom or of hellfire....boredom or hellfire....hmm...can somebody help me out on this one?
Hellfire, of course. What human could stand boredom? And what kind of sadistic diety would put humans through such torment as boredom? God would!


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Default Re: PMS for Men - NOPE! - 12-08-2006, 01:07 AM

Miss Hellion, it does seem to me that, speaking of PMS, you suffer it all the time. Why else would you always be so angry?
Just like one of my precious kitties, once she wouldn't stop mewling and screeching. Well, I had to use the gaffer tape on my poor little kitty and that stopped that rude screeching right away, and when I took the tape off she never did it again.
Why hasn't your husband, or father if you don't have a husband (in other words the man who owns you) taped your mouth or fingers yet? It would surely help ever so much.
Maybe you'd even become nice enough to own a kitty.
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And what kind of sadistic diety would put humans through such torment as boredom? God would!
So you admit God is real? And you don't think that having your face melted off might get a tiny bit tedious and monotonous after the first few thousand years?


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So you admit God is real? And you don't think that having your face melted off might get a tiny bit tedious and monotonous after the first few thousand years?
No. I think Satan would much rather scheme up ways to take over heaven, than to torture me. Most likely, he'd use the rebellious souls as soldiers in his army. The more that will fight, the better.

Either way, I'm still undecided about the whole 'god is/isn't real' situation. I still believe the bible is full of crap. And if god is real and the bible is his true word, then I'm with Satan.


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Default Re: PMS for Men - NOPE! - 12-08-2006, 02:12 AM

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Miss Hellion, it does seem to me that, speaking of PMS, you suffer it all the time. Why else would you always be so angry?
Just like one of my precious kitties, once she wouldn't stop mewling and screeching. Well, I had to use the gaffer tape on my poor little kitty and that stopped that rude screeching right away, and when I took the tape off she never did it again.
Why hasn't your husband, or father if you don't have a husband (in other words the man who owns you) taped your mouth or fingers yet? It would surely help ever so much.
Maybe you'd even become nice enough to own a kitty.
Funny thing is, I never had PMS until I read these forums. It must be you that's pissing me off. I'm not owned by any man, woman, or god.


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Default Re: PMS for Men - NOPE! - 12-08-2006, 03:22 AM

Jist one more LIE from the PIT and the devil's DEMONS on earth! Men do NOT have PMS...never did...never will. What an ABOMINATION to even think of such! It's all jist SATAN'S continued attempt to FEMINIZE males and turn them into SODOMITES!!
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