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Default Mormon Angel Pants finally discussed. - 10-10-2015, 05:06 AM

Sometimes irreverently called Mormon Magic Underwear or Temple Garments, these Angel Garments are put on during the Mormon marriage ceremony performed in the temple. These vestments are supposed touch the body for the rest of life. This is supposed to keep the anointing oil of the temple ceremony from escaping.
The Mormons have finally admitted this poorly kept secret is real. They ask us to be sensitive and not poke fun at them. Far be it from us to do such a thing, but this brings up a delicate question. Are they always supposed to be touching the body?
The answer is yes, they have sex with their Temple Garments on. I don't know for sure if they shower with them or not.


Women are expected to wear their bra and panties OVER their Angel Pants. Apparently, these have come a long way. In the old days, Mormon Angel Pants were a one piece and the slit for having sex was always open leaving it cold and drafty.


They are embroidered with Masonic symbols on the breast and one knee. The symbols represent a masonic square (L), a compass(^) and a level (-).



As we all know, Masonic symbols are synonymous with the Illuminati. This makes their religion evil and them pawns and shills for the One World government and big pharma.

Reptilian aliens or grays?

Join me as we scoff at the claimed powers these angel pants are supposed to grant their wearers.


Did I say we weren't going to poke fun? Yeah, sorry about that.
Like the U.S. flag, Momos don't think the Temple Garments should be allowed to touch the ground. And if they wear out, the charms on them have to be cut off and burnt. They apparently don't want their non morg neighbors to have that kind of advanced power from their used underwear.


I can't find the source of this first story as it appears to come from the mainstream liberal media, so I share it again with the caveat that it may not be true or it is oral tradition. "One story tells of a Mormon soldier during WWII who was killed by a Japanese flame thrower – but his Garment survived intact."
Joseph Smith it is claimed would have survived being shot if he had not taken off his angel pants. Yet he apparently wanted the group to remove them, so they wouldn't fall into their enemies' hands. That makes no sense, but we are here to sneer, not to make sense of.
Among other things both new and old was repeated the fact that the Prophet Joseph pulled off his garments just before starting to Carthage to be slain and he advised Hyrum and John Taylor to do the same, which they did; and Brother Taylor told Brother Willard Richards what they had done and advised him to take off his also, but Brother Richards said that he would not take his off, and did not; and he was not harmed.
So "Brother" Richards was not harmed. Apparently Joseph Smith didn't have as much faith in them. He was scared of being caught dead wearing angel panties.
Joseph said before taking his garments off, that he was going to be killed. . . "was going as a lamb to the slaughter" and he did not want his garments to be exposed to the sneers and jeers of his enemies.
Of course, Joseph Smith was a lecherous occult leader who married the women of other men while they were still married to their husbands, having sex with them in secret. It's really no wonder he admitted privately to himself that cotton clothes wouldn't protect him from bullets.
The answer is yes.
Do the Mormons believe their Temple Pants have magical powers to this day?

It depends on who you ask, but it would certainly seem so.
My TBM (True Believing Mormon) father was a radiologist and believed that his garmies would protect him from radiation. Needless to say, the bonehead died of leukemia at 49.
“Temple garments afford protection. I am sure one could go to extreme in worshiping the cloth of which the garment is made, but one could also go to the other extreme. Though generally I think our protection is a mental, spiritual, moral one, yet I am convinced that there could be and undoubtedly have been many cases where there has been, through faith, an actual physical protection, so we must not minimize that possibility” (The Teachings of Spencer W. Kimball).
“The garment provides a constant reminder of the covenants made in a temple. When properly worn, it provides protection against temptation and evil” (1998 Church Handbook of Instructions, p. 68).
Garments provide protection understood by the worthy wearer, and promote modesty in clothing styles” (Mormon Beliefs and Doctrines Made Easier, 112).
A former Mormon recalls the following, despite being told her magic pants would protect her from flames.
I had an incident that happened with fire that taught me that Mormon temple garments don't protect jack!I had an intimate encounter with too much flame. I was wearing a short sleeve shirt with the "nylon" garment. (horrible material BTW) Flame swept up my arm and no clothing burned at all except the entire sleeve and part of the shoulder of the garment that burned/melted. I was burned where the material melted into globules.
I was a good person. They did not work as claimed. I will never ever forget that day ~ by AmIDarkNow? from Recovery from Mormonism

Honestly, can you imagine being so superstitious to think that clothing or symbols can protect you from evil and temptation? Satan is invisible and works in the spirit realm. He can get past cotton, nylon and masonic symbols.
Stop being superstitious, Mormons!
1 Timothy 4:7 But refuse profane and old wives' fables, and exercise thyself rather unto godliness.
Colossians 2:18-19 Let no one disqualify you, insisting on asceticism and worship of angels, going on in detail about visions, puffed up without reason by his sensuous mind, 19 and not holding fast to the Head, from whom the whole body, nourished and knit together through its joints and ligaments, grows with a growth that is from God.

We'll see if those temple garments can protect them from the flames of hell.


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Default Re: Mormon Angel Pants finally discussed. - 10-10-2015, 07:17 AM

What a comprehensive expose, Brother Levi! I had no idea that Mormons worshiped their little angel panties so much. The rules for their cult are so silly. If their panties can't touch the ground, how do their boys lay down to go to sleep when they go to their 'Fake-Bible' Camp? If they lay down on the campgrounds with their panties on, I guess they would all just have to take them off and burn them right away! Can you imagine?! That's just silly, isn't it?! I would imagine! How silly. Mormons are not very good at planning.


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Default Re: Mormon Angel Pants finally discussed. - 10-10-2015, 06:54 PM

What rubbish! And that's assuming the Mormon's trust their women not do something stupid because they were so easily tempted by Satan...my husband holds the key to my chastity belt so that there is no way a sin could be committed -- those mormon "undies" are far less useful than my belt!


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