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Default Twin Lezbeans Seduce Teen Girl - 12-16-2006, 02:31 PM

Brothers in Christ, I decided to post THIS story here in the men only section, because the story is red hot, and I don't want to give the sisters any demonic ideas. Apparently the schools in California are wilder than we thought. I'm sure all you Brothers will want to join me in following...and repeatedly imagining this story over the next few weeks.

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DECEMBER 15--Meet Franca and Antonia Munoz-Juvera. The 26-year-old twins work as teachers at the same California high school. And they're both facing felony charges as a result of an illicit sexual relationship with a female student. According to Riverside County sheriff's investigators, Franca (pictured above at left) had a sexual relationship with the underage girl, for which she was arrested yesterday and charged with lewd acts with a minor. While Antonia was not hit with a sex crime, she was charged with contributing to the delinquency of a minor because she was allegedly aware of her sister's involvement with the girl. As so-called mandatory reporters, California teachers are required by law to report instances of child abuse or neglect. The twins, who live together in Rancho Cucamonga, are being held on $50,000 bail in the Riverside county lockup and are scheduled for a Monday court appearance. An 18-year-old woman who lives with them, Eileen Valerio, was charged with contributing to the delinquency of a minor.
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Default Re: Twin Lezbeans Seduce Teen Girl - 12-16-2006, 04:02 PM

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One can only imagine how many nubile young girls were despoiled by these unGodly rug-munchers....
The only thing I can imagine, Brother Zeke, is these gals doing some serious carpet cleaning in Cellblock H!
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Default Re: Twin Lezbeans Seduce Teen Girl - 12-16-2006, 05:53 PM

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Brothers in Christ, I decided to post THIS story here in the men only section, because the story is red hot, and I don't want to give the sisters any demonic ideas. Apparently the schools in California are wilder than we thought. I'm sure all you Brothers will want to join me in following...and repeatedly imagining this story over the next few weeks.



One can only imagine how many nubile young girls were despoiled by these unGodly rug-munchers....
I knew the moment I saw the photos that the one on the LEFT was the guilty one... Joo look!


But imagining a golden hair, blue eyed fresh beautiful nubile young girl, clothes thorn appart from her slim and fresh body of alabaster white, ravaged, sobbing and crying ....

To be there to bring her confort is our Christian duty.

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Default Re: Twin Lezbeans Seduce Teen Girl - 12-17-2006, 01:06 AM

Pastor -

While the posting of photos of the underage girl would doubtless be a violation of the poor defiled child's privacy and totally inappropriate, what of this 18 year old they mentioned who lives with the Twin Lezbeans? Surely there is some imagery of her.

After all, we all know how Lezbeans love their 35mm cameras, what with the power zoom, and all those f-stops . . . Adjusting the aperture size . . . and all those extra attachable lenses . . .

I should stop, as just thinking of such things has aroused such a fire in my heart, of Godly rage against those Twin Lezbeans, who did not even set up so much as a Webcam so their activities could be monitored and we could gain a deeper understanding into the dark, steamy recesses of the Lezbean mind! Truly, their evil knows no bounds.

STL, I find it unlikely that "Franca and Antonia Munoz-Juvera" are Jews. Like most Hispanic folks and Lezbeans, they are confused Catlickers. They often mix up "cat" with a synonym, which has another, vulgar meaning. They thought their "church" taught them to lick cats, and so they did.

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Default Re: Twin Lezbeans Seduce Teen Girl - 12-17-2006, 02:55 AM

The whole lot of them is DISGUSTING ABOMINATIONAL SINNERS!!


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Default Re: Twin Lezbeans Seduce Teen Girl - 12-17-2006, 03:05 AM

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Brothers in Christ, I decided to post THIS story here in the men only section, because the story is red hot, and I don't want to give the sisters any demonic ideas. Apparently the schools in California are wilder than we thought. I'm sure all you Brothers will want to join me in following...and repeatedly imagining this story over the next few weeks.



One can only imagine how many nubile young girls were despoiled by these unGodly rug-munchers....
Shameful, shameful. It is bad enough that these two rug-munchers are hellbound for choosing to be leazbeans but to do such an unspeakable thing to a child, thus making her unpure and possibly unSavable is even worse. The girl might have had a chance at becoming a Saved True Christian™ but after this defiling she might not have that chance anymore.
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Default Re: Twin Lezbeans Seduce Teen Girl - 12-17-2006, 03:21 AM

I don't know, the one on the left kinda looks like an alien to me. I can't imagine her with any young, soft, nubile girl. They were probably planted in the school by Scientologists.


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I don't know, the one on the left kinda looks like an alien to me. I can't imagine her with any young, soft, nubile girl. They were probably planted in the school by Scientologists.
My dear young lady, I do hope you're NOT trying to imagine the Catlicker Alien Hybrid Lezbean with a young, soft, nubile girl! That is not the sort of thing a Christian lady should be imagining!

However, for our edification, what sort of woman WOULD you imagine with a young, soft, nubile girl? Feel free to describe in as much detail as you like; certain verses from the Song of Solomon may be appropriate here.
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Default Re: Twin Lezbeans Seduce Teen Girl - 12-17-2006, 10:29 PM

Hmm, so are the sisters into incest or lesbianism or both? It wasn't clear. If it was incest, that's just wrong. If it was lesbianism, that's not wrong at all but crossing the teacher-student relationship line is wrong....and yes, the one on the left does look somewhat like an alien.



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Default Re: Twin Lezbeans Seduce Teen Girl - 12-18-2006, 12:09 AM

Why van HELL-sing what ya doing in here with the men folk?


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STL, I find it unlikely that "Franca and Antonia Munoz-Juvera" are Jews. Like most Hispanic folks and Lezbeans, they are confused Catlickers. They often mix up "cat" with a synonym, which has another, vulgar meaning. They thought their "church" taught them to lick cats, and so they did.
True about the cat-a-licking misreading, but hispanics have OFTEN Joos in their ascendancy (through all those spaniards who mixed with hooked nosed halots in the times of cat-a-lick depravaty)....

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My dear young lady, I do hope you're NOT trying to imagine the Catlicker Alien Hybrid Lezbean with a young, soft, nubile girl! That is not the sort of thing a Christian lady should be imagining!

However, for our edification, what sort of woman WOULD you imagine with a young, soft, nubile girl? Feel free to describe in as much detail as you like; certain verses from the Song of Solomon may be appropriate here.
Oops! I forgot that this was a Men's Only forum. I'll just have to go write about my thoughts on the devilish partners of young, soft, nubile girls in my journal. ta ta!


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Pastor Zeke, I do believe we may require a Department of Faith investigation involving Arethusa's journal. Apparently, she writes stories about young, soft, nubile girls, which are doubtless inappropriate thoughts for a young True Christian such as herself!

Perhaps they could be published, as examples of what proper young ladies should NOT write.
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Pastor Zeke, I do believe we may require a Department of Faith investigation involving Arethusa's journal. Apparently, she writes stories about young, soft, nubile girls, which are doubtless inappropriate thoughts for a young True Christian such as herself!

Perhaps they could be published, as examples of what proper young ladies should NOT write.
Yes, yes quite right. This looks like something that I should handle personally. Sister A, please make an appointment with my secretary for a private session as soon as possible. And bring the journal. Perhaps you can assist me with some research I've been doing on certain video material....Yes, the sooner the better. Day or night....


Who Will Jesus Damn?

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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Twin Lezbeans Seduce Teen Girl - 12-20-2006, 02:36 AM

I am too busy baking for Jesus' birthday. Besides I consulted JESUS personally and he told me that my journal's just fine by him and very entertaining.


Tir'd, and despairing, O celestial maid,
I'm caught, I cry'd, without thy heav'nly aid.
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Devoted to the woods, who long has worn
Thy livery, and long thy quiver born.
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Default Re: Twin Lezbeans Seduce Teen Girl - 12-20-2006, 06:18 AM

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I am too busy baking for Jesus' birthday. Besides I consulted JESUS personally and he told me that my journal's just fine by him and very entertaining.
From your lowercase pronouns, I can only assume you're talking about my gardener, Jesus, not our Lord and Savior, Jesus!

Conferring with my gardener on matters concerning young, soft, nubile girls without my permission or that of Pastor Zeke, AND without a chaperone, could earn you a date with the rod, young lady! Rosa will be on the lookout for you in the future!

Fortunately for YOU, the servants' quarters are all wired with video equipment in every room, and the security guard copied the relevant segments to DVD. Pastor Zeke and I will be reviewing the recordings later.

I do hope nothing inappropriate happened!

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Default Re: Twin Lezbeans Seduce Teen Girl - 01-18-2007, 01:53 AM

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I'm sure all you Brothers will want to join me in following...and repeatedly imagining this story over the next few weeks.
Repeatedly imagining this story? Do you mean masturbation?
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Why van HELL-sing what ya doing in here with the men folk?
Because it's labelled men only,naturally.


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Default Re: Twin Lezbeans Seduce Teen Girl - 01-18-2007, 10:21 AM

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Repeatedly imagining this story? Do you mean masturbation?

Masrtubation is a sin, and to suggest the good pastors of Landover Babtist would do any such thing is vile.


"If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
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Default Re: Twin Lezbeans Seduce Teen Girl - 01-18-2007, 07:09 PM

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Hmm, so are the sisters into incest or lesbianism or both? It wasn't clear. If it was incest, that's just wrong. If it was lesbianism, that's not wrong at all but crossing the teacher-student relationship line is wrong....and yes, the one on the left does look somewhat like an alien.
HELLO, HELLO, LEZBEANISM IS ONE OF THE FOULEST SINS! The other pastors and myself are constantly on the alert for this abomination. We are forced to watch training films almost on a daily basis so we are able to spot potential lezbeans, after which we set up hidden cameras to look for evidence.


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