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Default A friend in trouble. - 05-30-2009, 08:37 PM

Recently a close friend of mine was outed for the filthy life he was really leading. I feel betrayed and am now unsure of my own ability to find true brothers in the face of the Lord. The embarassment from my wife's father is also challenging my authority with my wife. He sent me the email revealing what "Arthur" was really up to...



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Default Re: A friend in trouble. - 05-30-2009, 08:40 PM

That picture proves to me that Homo's are an ABOMINATION before God.

I was going to delete it, but I think it should remain there to prove how right we are in our Faith.



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Default Re: A friend in trouble. - 05-30-2009, 08:43 PM

Thank you...

I'm so disgusted right now...
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Default Re: A friend in trouble. - 05-30-2009, 08:45 PM

Cast aside any friendship you had. Come the Theocracy, you will be required to stone him to death (and that 'creature' by his side.)





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Default Re: A friend in trouble. - 05-30-2009, 08:47 PM

Homosexuals are truly one the worst abominations the Lord has seen fit to test us with. But I am a bit confused on the specifics of the situation Mr. Fordman.

Are you saying that your father-in-law is a sodomite? Or was he the one that let you know that a friend of yours was partaking of the queer lifestyle? If you could clarify this for me, it would help me direct my prayers for you more accurately.
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Default Re: A friend in trouble. - 05-30-2009, 08:54 PM

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Homosexuals are truly one the worst abominations the Lord has seen fit to test us with. But I am a bit confused on the specifics of the situation Mr. Fordman.

Are you saying that your father-in-law is a sodomite? Or was he the one that let you know that a friend of yours was partaking of the queer lifestyle? If you could clarify this for me, it would help me direct my prayers for you more accurately.
My father-in-law warned me about my friend years ago... He said he didn't have actual proof when I pressed him but that he knew. I ignored his advice as I felt he was trying to control certain aspects of my life. He then sent this picture to me. I'm not sure where he got it or how old it is but my guess is that it's pretty recent.

I have not confronted my former friend on this... Frankly as more time passes I'm getting rather angry.

I need to explain to my 4 year old that she cannot go over to their house anymore. I don't even know if his wife is aware or what... I don't even know what the heck is going on anymore......
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Default Re: A friend in trouble. - 05-30-2009, 09:00 PM

Which sodomite is your friend? The one in the dress or is he the more butch one? Not that it matters much, I was just wondering. Again, it will help me when I'm praying for you to know whether your friend is just a queer or if he is also a transexual.
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Default Re: A friend in trouble. - 05-30-2009, 09:09 PM

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Which sodomite is your friend? The one in the dress or is he the more butch one? Not that it matters much, I was just wondering. Again, it will help me when I'm praying for you to know whether your friend is just a queer or if he is also a transexual.

He's the guy on the right waving.... He looks like he's drunk first off... is wearing some lipstick maybe...if that is even possible....

I don't know who or what the idiot in the costume is.
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Default Re: A friend in trouble. - 05-30-2009, 09:50 PM

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I'm sort of new to this forum thing but I'll give it a try.

I work with a guy that I've been hunting and hiking with for years but had recently lost track of him.

Then when I returned to work from the holidays I was asked to go to the HR office because they needed to discuss something about Don with me.

They told me that he had started dressing as a female because he was going to get the entire sex change operation soon and that he had named me as a friend of his.

I was shocked.
Now other guys at work are giving me a hard time about being his friend once because we had shared the same blankets in an ice cave to stay warm on a hike when we got lost overnight.
He was "Normal" then and I did not know he was so conflicted about his body.
I try to tell everyone that we did not have Man Love or anything but they all laugh at me and point.

Now I am told I have to call him "Dana" and that I cannot avoid him or put him down for his "Choice".

I can relate to Fordman's problem because it won't be long before his friends give him a bad time about being friends with the butch sodomite.

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Default Re: A friend in trouble. - 05-30-2009, 09:53 PM

Do any of you guys have any more "friends" with these particular problems?

Perhaps too much time is spent alone in the Snow is having some kind of effect on you all?



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Default Re: A friend in trouble. - 05-30-2009, 10:06 PM

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He's the guy on the right waving.... He looks like he's drunk first off... is wearing some lipstick maybe...if that is even possible....

I don't know who or what the idiot in the costume is.
Thank you for clearing that up. If you think your friend is not too far gone, you could refer him to me for counseling.

Just have him post in the forum and I'll get in touch with him personally. I have some rather limited experience with curing gayness. Just let him know there is a place he can come and get the help he needs. God bless you.
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Default Re: A friend in trouble. - 05-30-2009, 10:16 PM

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Thank you for clearing that up. If you think your friend is not too far gone, you could refer him to me for counseling.

Just have him post in the forum and I'll get in touch with him personally. I have some rather limited experience with curing gayness. Just let him know there is a place he can come and get the help he needs. God bless you.
Thank you my brother... although I doubt I can even bring myself to even speak with him again.
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Default Re: A friend in trouble. - 05-30-2009, 10:32 PM

I fear that without help from others I will not be strong enough to counter his verbal attacks on me... I'm devistated by his betrayal.


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Default Re: A friend in trouble. - 06-03-2009, 02:46 AM

Gays are as much worth as all other. They where probably not born like that, but was affected in a wrong way as they got raised.

And telling from that picture he is transsexual, not necessarily gay. /facepalm. You people are the sick ones, seeing no other than black and white.
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Default Re: A friend in trouble. - 06-03-2009, 03:02 AM

I am not sure if your friend can be redeemed. We can try but I've found that unless the person in question realizes the error of their choice to be a Homo, there is not a lot that can be done about it, except perhaps, a hunting accident. Happens around these parts.


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Default Re: A friend in trouble. - 06-03-2009, 03:06 AM

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I am not sure if your friend can be redeemed. We can try but I've found that unless the person in question realizes the error of their choice to be a Homo, there is not a lot that can be done about it, except perhaps, a hunting accident. Happens around these parts.
So... if he get killed he gets to heaven? Not if he dies by his own? Doesnt sound right... do you know what your talking about? Or just trying to be cool?
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So... if he get killed he gets to heaven? Not if he dies by his own? Doesnt sound right... do you know what your talking about? Or just trying to be cool?
I've read a few of your other posts son. You don't have a very solid grasp of our language. Or are you feeble minded? Either way, you should respect the members on this Godly forum a bit more.

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Default Re: A friend in trouble. - 06-03-2009, 04:38 AM

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So... if he get killed he gets to heaven? Not if he dies by his own? Doesnt sound right... do you know what your talking about? Or just trying to be cool?

I cannot answer if God will take him into heaven. I could guess but that would be unfair of me to make assumptions. I only state what I know to be true. Accidents do happen. At 500 yards, it can be hard to tell a Homer from a bad Buck. Also, I've heard of fools that have been cleaning their own gun and killed themselves. In both these cases, would God consider it to be a true accident, a lost souls' feeble suicide or a method to escape the shame of being a fudgepacker? I cannot answer that. It would be between the twink and the Lord. What I do know is if you live a pure True Christian life, you will go to heaven.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: A friend in trouble. - 06-15-2009, 10:02 PM

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So... if he get killed he gets to heaven? Not if he dies by his own? Doesnt sound right... do you know what your talking about? Or just trying to be cool?

Your attitude sir is out of line. We are talking about the fate of a sinner in God's eyes... You seem to take this lightly.
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