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Default Re: What is Fap? - 03-23-2010, 05:04 PM

This is disgusting. Why are all these perverts coming here and talking about masturbation? How come all these kids are obsessed with masturbation these days? I blame Hollywood and the gay agenda for these loose morals.



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Default Re: What is Fap? - 03-23-2010, 05:11 PM

I blame Obama. It's no coincidence he just signed the health care bill.


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Default Re: What is Fap? - 03-23-2010, 05:16 PM

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I am troubled by your attitude. I don't even have a mirror. That's too much like having false idols.
We can use our genitals, the Bible is very specific about how. (I'll make it simple for you. only to make babies)
Jesus loves you and certainly he brought you here so we can save you. So please take a deep breath, open your mind, and let Jesus come into your soul!
Great teaching there, Brother. Obviously this hateful dutch faggot follows a complicated religion of masturbation and fornication, devised by Satan, who always tries to make us use our tallywhackers for hellish purposes. Our genitals are only there to make babies.

Ummm....how does God want us to urinate? I'm suddenly worried...


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I'm afraid the last poster was correct.

'Fap' has become a common internet slang that is a verb for 'masturbation'.

It's actually quite common, and if you were to go to Urban Dictionary, or even sites such as Youtube you would see it in use.

I sure hope the last poster wasn't banned for that reason, because if he was shame on the admins. He told the truth in his answer, Google it, and warned not to harm the messenger. I ask for the same sympathy - and if you ban me, you've made a point that you are against not only the truth but free speech in itself.
How do you know all this? What kind of sites have you been visiting, dirty boy?


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Default Re: What is Fap? - 03-23-2010, 05:19 PM

I hope people are getting banned for all this M talk.


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Default Re: What is Fap? - 03-23-2010, 05:25 PM

its internet speak for touching yourself
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Default Re: What is Fap? - 03-23-2010, 05:29 PM

Is wikipedia a source you can belive in it?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FAP
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Default Re: What is Fap? - 03-23-2010, 05:29 PM

wow lol you people are sheltered....and people wonder why churches are losing members by the drove. It is a biological function all animals do it and we are mammalian. he didnt use any expletive language he used the proper term which is MASTERBATION. that is what the term "fap" means and in case you havent noticed sarah palin is a vapid mormon but hot
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Default Re: What is Fap? - 03-23-2010, 05:31 PM

Now seriously. You should visit other sites. Fap means masturbate.
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Default Re: What is Fap? - 03-23-2010, 05:33 PM

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wow lol you people are sheltered....and people wonder why churches are losing members by the drove. It is a biological function all animals do it and we are mammalian. he didnt use any expletive language he used the proper term which is MASTERBATION. that is what the term "fap" means and in case you havent noticed sarah palin is a vapid mormon but hot
Really? Sorry me a turtle doing that!
Don't bad mouth Mrs Palin either!


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Default Re: What is Fap? - 03-23-2010, 05:34 PM

What are all these disgusting perverts doing here? Don't they have anything better to do than posting pornography on a True Christian™ community forum? Jesus hates having to read through all this filth! Don't they realize that Hell is a really hot place?


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Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
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Default Re: What is Fap? - 03-23-2010, 05:35 PM

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This is disgusting. Why are all these perverts coming here and talking about masturbation? How come all these kids are obsessed with masturbation these days? I blame Hollywood and the gay agenda for these loose morals.
yea Jim Osborne its "disgusting" what is disgusting is your complete and willful ignorance. I guarantee you masterbate as well as everyone in here....but your lame religion teaches you to feel backwards and repress what is our human nature. you are the same kind of person who gets caught visiting male prostitututes
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Default Re: What is Fap? - 03-23-2010, 05:36 PM

fap
A sound effect for masturbation used often in japanese comics. Popularized in the english speaking world by the webcomic

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fap

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Default Re: What is Fap? - 03-23-2010, 05:41 PM

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I guarantee you masterbate as well as everyone in here....
How dare you! Rev. Jim is a Godly Man who has repented from his earlier sins. Didn't you see his impressive medal list? Did you think these were awarded for no reason? That you are a deranged, sexually obsessed pervert does not mean everyone is. Actually, there are still some decent people left on this world.

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but your lame religion teaches you to feel backwards and repress what is our human nature.
That is a lie of Satan. No doubt, you have been reading atheist fantasies about monkeys popping out human babies, and then concluded that because bonobo's are perverted creatures who shove their genitals into every hole they happen to come across, this would be our nature as well. However, the Bible teaches the following:

1 Corinthians 6:15-28:
Know ye not that your bodies are the members of Christ? shall I then take the members of Christ, and make them the members of an harlot? God forbid. What? know ye not that he which is joined to an harlot is one body? for two, saith he, shall be one flesh.
But he that is joined unto the Lord is one spirit.
Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body.


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I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
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Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

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Default Re: What is Fap? - 03-23-2010, 05:44 PM

If you think there are 'decent' people still left in the world, boy will you be surprised that "heaven" is so empty.
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Default Re: What is Fap? - 03-23-2010, 05:53 PM

What in the world is this place?

You people who frequent this forum automatically label new people to your community as "unsaved trash"... don't you see how this is wrong?

Have we forgotten what the true meaning of the word "compassion" means? Jesus wanted the wretched, the poor, and the helpless. All you people want is reassurance of your own salvation and a place for you to discuss hatred. It would be different if you were discussing and acting out ways to reach out to the communities for which you feel pity, fear, and hate.

As a Christian who has lurked these forums just over an hour, I'm thoroughly disgusted by whatever "True Christian" is supposed to be.
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You people who frequent this forum automatically label new people to your community as "unsaved trash"... don't you see how this is wrong?
No.

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If you are a Christian then I'm a shoe. We follow the Bible, every word of it.

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What in the world is this place?
It's God favorite forum.

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Stop talking nonsense and start reading the Bible friend! People God hates: Proverbs 6:16-19 "These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren." Deuteronomy 12:31 "You must not worship the LORD your God in their way, because in worshiping their gods, they do all kinds of detestable things the LORD hates. They even burn their sons and daughters in the fire as sacrifices to their gods."

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Default Re: What is Fap? - 03-23-2010, 06:06 PM

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If you think there are 'decent' people still left in the world, boy will you be surprised that "heaven" is so empty.

Are you on drugs? If you are, please leave and do not come back until you manage to make sense again. Thank you.

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What in the world is this place?
It's called a fo-rum. That is a place where peo-ple can talk on-line. This one is a True Chris-ti-an™ Fo-rum. Here, true Chris-ti-ans™ con-gre-gate to wor-ship. You un-der-stand?

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You people who frequent this forum automatically label new people to your community as "unsaved trash"... don't you see how this is wrong?
No, of course not. All people are born as hellbound sinners, as they inherited original sin from Adam, so all people are naturally unsaved.

Only accepting Jesus Christ as your Lord and Saviour can change anything about this. If you have done so, the moderators on this forum will notice, and up your status to True Christian™.

Unfortunately, there are a lot of people who are trying to make fun of True Christianity™ out there, and they frequently join this forum specifically to deceive us into believing they are True Christians™, while in reality, they are God-hating atheists. That's why we are very cautious here.

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Have we forgotten what the true meaning of the word "compassion" means? Jesus wanted the wretched, the poor, and the helpless. All you people want is reassurance of your own salvation and a place for you to discuss hatred. It would be different if you were discussing and acting out ways to reach out to the communities for which you feel pity, fear, and hate.
What are you talking about? You clearly haven't read the Holy Bible much:

2 Corinthians 6:14-17:

Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness? And what concord hath Christ with Belial? or what part hath he that believeth with an infidel?
And what agreement hath the temple of God with idols? for ye are the temple of the living God; as God hath said, I will dwell in them, and walk in them; and I will be their God, and they shall be my people.
Wherefore come out from among them, and be ye separate, saith the Lord, and touch not the unclean thing; and I will receive you.

As you can see, we are to shun unbelievers, and have no business with them.

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As a Christian who has lurked these forums just over an hour, I'm thoroughly disgusted by whatever "True Christian" is supposed to be.
So were the Pharisees when Jesus taught them what it meant to be what it meant to be a true follower of God. Hypocrites who only follow the parts of the Bible they like and refuse to kill homosexuals always get disgusted when confronted with the Biblical Truth™ of True Christianity™


Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

Amen.

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Exclamation Re: What is Fap? - 03-23-2010, 06:07 PM

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Really? Sorry show me a turtle doing that!
Don't bad mouth Mrs Palin either!
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Default Re: What is Fap? - 03-23-2010, 06:13 PM

That is disgusting!
How dare you threaten people with eternal damnation, you sick, inhuman devils!
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