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Exclamation Reasons this article is wrong: - 12-14-2014, 05:57 AM

1) The companions were there to be friends and to save the Doctor from dangerous situations. And also, only one companion got pregnant, and that was by her husband. On their wedding night.

2) The TARDIS was a time machine that was bigger on the inside and was modeled after a Police Box, not a closet. So therefore that information is wrong.

3) The sonic screwdriver was used to unlock things (that weren't wood) and to hack into computer systems and things of that nature, nothing else (especially not sex).

4) the Daleks were NOT flying trash cans. They were aliens genius.

5) The Doctor was an alien, and he had nothing to do with not paying taxes, nor was he illegal.

6) Lastly . . . THIS IS FICTION!!!!!!!!!! Everything about this article is wrong actually sit down and watch the show, then judge it.

You're all Christians. You shouldn't judge others, just as it's said in the Bible. It also says to treat your neighbors as you would yourself, so . . . work on that. I know I'll get banned for this but it's worth it. Whovian4life out!!!
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Talking Re: Doctor Who: Changing Christian children into slutty retards! - 12-14-2014, 06:08 AM

Doctor Who teaches you that you are important even if you don't think you are. Let me get banned, but this is the truth.
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Doctor Who teaches you that you are important even if you don't think you are. Let me get banned, but this is the truth.
Relax, people aren't banned for being stupid...they're banned for not following the forum rules.



Now, you've said the Bible tells us not to judge, and to treat your neighbors like yourself: would you please provide the actual verses, the context, and the audience for each?

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...3) The sonic screwdriver was used to unlock things (that weren't wood) and to hack into computer systems and things of that nature, nothing else (especially not sex)...
Brethren. Above we can see a post that exemplifies all the reasons why our Beloved Elder Brother brought this issue to our attention. Apparently innocent science fiction has a profound influence on a young mind. The inexperienced sinner loses sight of reality and accepts the associations that this TV show offers as normal.

Take this screwdriver. I have here photographic evidence of its true nature.



Look at the image. Yes, I know it is tough! The expression of a fornicatory climax. The hand holding the 'screwdriver' aka the tallywhacker. The extended arm pushing the symbol of the male reproductive organ on the face of the young fan. And the sinner rants about the superficial level of the plot! It is the associations that count! Subliminal effects making the sight of pulsating tallywhackers the norm. The worst enemies are often not the actual men engaged in sodomy but the fleeting demons of these makebelief worlds. They seduce our children as we can see here!

Ephesians 6:12
For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.

Dear Sweet Jesus, our redeemer. Come quickly to judge the living and the dead and throw these abomination into the Furnace as you promised (Matthew 13:42)! Come and slay your enemies as you told us in your Word (Luke 19:27) and let us all go to Heaven to have some decent good time!


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. . . blah blah blah . . .

You're all Christians. You shouldn't judge others, just as it's said in the Bible. It also says to treat your neighbors as you would yourself . . .
We must judge others.

Leviticus 19:15 Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

Psalm 37:30 The mouth of the righteous speaketh wisdom, and his tongue talketh of judgment.

John 7:24 Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

1st Corinthians 5:12 For what have I to do to judge them also that are without? do not ye judge them that are within?
1st Corinthians 5:13 But them that are without God judgeth. Therefore put away from among yourselves that wicked person.

1st Corinthians 6:1 Dare any of you, having a matter against another, go to law before the unjust, and not before the saints?
1st Corinthians 6:2 Do ye not know that the saints shall judge the world? and if the world shall be judged by you, are ye unworthy to judge the smallest matters?
1st Corinthians 6:3 Know ye not that we shall judge angels? how much more things that pertain to this life?.
1st Corinthians 6:4 If then ye have judgments of things pertaining to this life, set them to judge who are least esteemed in the church.
1st Corinthians 6:5 I speak to your shame. Is it so, that there is not a wise man among you? no, not one that shall be able to judge between his brethren?
1st Corinthians 6:6 But brother goeth to law with brother, and that before the unbelievers.

1 Corinthians 2:15 But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.


Rev. Osborne wrote an enlightening sermon on the whole subject of judging others. Pastor Sampson wrote an enlightening sermon explaining who our neighbors are.

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Matthew 22:39 And the second is like it: 'Love your neighbor as yourself.'

They take this to mean that we are supposed to have a big hippie love-in with everyone we meet. The question I ask them is, who are our neighbors? Fortunately for us, Jesus was asked that exact same question . . .

We are to love our neighbors as ourselves, but our neighbors are only those who display Christian love and kindness by doing God's will. The people who won't help the ministry of Christ are beyond our help and they will be cast into the fire.


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Its shape has nothing to do with anything . The first Doctor didn't even have a sonic screwdriver. Also, if you look at the past Doctors, notice how they aren't shaped like that. Yes, I'm young, but I'm aware of what a vibrator looks like, and that's not one. Just, wow. Wow is all I have to say right now.
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...I'm aware of what a vibrator looks like, and that's not one...
Rule 34a: If X exists, a vibrator that looks like X exists.

Your point is invalid.


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You're the bestest person ever. And this is why I love Doctor Who! XD
And I was talking to the Doctor who posted further up. Not to the person who wrote this stupid article. Just sayin'.
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Doctor Who: Changing Christian children into slutty retards!

Introduction
On the surface Doctor Who appears to be a silly BBC TV series about a man who comes out of a closet over and over again, while eating horrible British food and defeating extremely powerful intergalactic aliens by boring them with smalltalk.

In reality however Doctor Who is designed to change innocent Christian children into "Whovians". A cult aimed at completely and utterly destroying their innocent souls.

The Doctor Who cult:


The Doctor
The main character in Doctor Who is "The Doctor". An illegal alien who refuses to pay taxes and makes sure no one knows his name to keep it that way. Actors who play the role of Doctor Who usually commit suicide after a few seasons so there have been a lot of different actors playing Doctor Who. The capacity of independent thought of the innocent children watching Doctor Who gets reduced to a retarded level, so they don't even notice the actor gets replaced over and over again. The producers of Doctor Who don't even bother to select actors with a similar look.

Several of the actors playing Doctor Who:


The Tardis
Doctor Who has his own personal closet called "The Tardis". He comes out of this several times every episode. Clearly a gay reference to pollute our innocent children into choosing the gay deathstyle. There is a special Wikia for the Tardis that has the following to say about sex: "sex could be practised between two or more individuals of the same gender, which rarely had any procreative implications at all". This is not even close to a proper Christian marriage! And duh! on the "rarely had any procreative implications". Even a retard knows that sex between individuals of the same gender can never result in children. Except for the poor retards that watch Doctor Who. They lost every connection to reality and believe that trashcans can fly.

The Tardis:


Flying trashcans:


The Companion
The Doctor always has a personal sex slave called "The Companion". A slutty concubine with a pea sized brain whose sole purpose is to watch in awe every time The Doctor saves the universe in an extremely unlikely way. Once a companion gets pregnant, usually from a gang bang involving multiple man, women and small farm animals, she gets dumped and a new companion takes her place.

A pregnant companion, The Doctor and another gang bang participant:


The Sonic Screwdriver
The sonic screwdriver is what you get if you combine a magic wand and a vibrator. A single device that allows the user to violate every Biblical law with the push of a single button. After the transformation from innocent Christian child to Godless slut has been completed by watching too many Doctor Who episodes, the slut celebrates by getting a sonic screwdriver tattoo on her naked body.

A slut and her sonic screwdriver tatoo:


Why we should avoid Doctor Who
Doctor Who attacks Christianity on many levels.
  • His refusal to tithe violates Malachi 3:8-10.
  • The Tardis promoting gay sex violates Leviticus 20:13.
  • Sex before marriage violates 1 Corinthians 7:1-40.
  • Time travel and the sonic screwdriver violate Exodus 22:18.
And the list goes on and on. Doctor Who has been around for 50 years and the creators of this horrible horrible abomination made sure every Biblical law got broken over and over again. Doctor Who is the worst imaginable role model for innocent Christian Children.
Doctor who is a awsome show it promotes possibilities. It makes us ask questions the fundamental building blocks of humanity.
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Doctor who is a awsome show it promotes possibilities. It makes us ask questions the fundamental building blocks of humanity.
Eh, you do know that it is fiction, right? That none of it is true, right? That it is made up, right?

Why not stick to the true stories that are in God's Holy Bible?


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Default Re: Doctor Who: Changing Christian children into slutty retards! - 01-31-2015, 02:21 AM

A. I know it's fiction. But their is truth in every work of fiction. B. The bible is not 100% true I doubt half your interpretations are correct. And yes most likely it has some truth in it but I think only some.
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Default Re: Doctor Who: Changing Christian children into slutty retards! - 01-31-2015, 02:25 AM

You are clearly infested by demons, Fireburp.


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...B. The bible is not 100% true I doubt half your interpretations are correct...
CITE YOUR SOURCES. With no source material to back you up, all that you say or claim is solely YOUR OPINION.

In case you hadn't noticed, your opinion carries no weight here.

Repeatedly claiming things while offering no support for anything you've said just makes you an easily-dismissed irritant in love with the sound of their own voice.


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A. I know it's fiction. But their is truth in every work of fiction. B. The bible is not 100% true I doubt half your interpretations are correct. And yes most likely it has some truth in it but I think only some.
A. *there

B. Please show where any True Christian has misrepresented the Holy Bible.


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A. I know it's fiction. But their is truth in every work of fiction. B. The bible is not 100% true I doubt half your interpretations are correct. And yes most likely it has some truth in it but I think only some.
The Holy Bible is 100% TRUE! It is the Literal Word of God!



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Default Re: Doctor Who: Changing Christian children into slutty retards! - 01-31-2015, 12:29 PM

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A. *there

B. Please show where any True Christian has misrepresented the Holy Bible.
Why bother showing you when all your going to do is tell me I'm wrong and your right. You know you people may think Jesus is happy with you, but why would anybody like Jesus be proud of people who fear others down. Why be proud of those who rape and kill innocents. Why would he be proud that you worrshop him.
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Why bother showing you when all your going to do is tell me I'm wrong and your right.
If you have no actual arguments to make your case, then why even bother to post. Amazing.


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Why bother showing you when all your going to do is tell me I'm wrong and your right...
AND they'll give Scripture in support of their position, showing that it is not their opinion, but God's.

Whereas you just say "X is right because I think X is right" while failing to show any reason why X may be right (aside from you thinking X is right).

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Because that's what the Bible says.

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Because that's what the Bible says.

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Read it and see for yourself.


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Default Re: Doctor Who: Changing Christian children into slutty retards! - 01-31-2015, 06:52 PM

I have read it ok and I'm disgusted by it. If it be the word of God then I'm glad to go to hell. I would never want to be in the same place as such a tyrant.
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