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Default All You Can Eat Pork BBQ At My Place! - 03-15-2008, 07:13 PM

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Default Re: المعمدانيين هم الاكثر عنصرية وتمييزيه ا - 03-15-2008, 07:14 PM

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Default Re: المعمدانيين هم الاكثر عنصرية وتمييزيه ا - 03-15-2008, 07:15 PM

lalalalllalalala my Windows doesn't have the translator for this script.


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Default Re: المعمدانيين هم الاكثر عنصرية وتمييزيه ا - 03-15-2008, 07:31 PM

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lalalalllalalala my Windows doesn't have the translator for this script.
Google does, though, and this is what it says:

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Jesus the praise and the welcome , a friend. To you she/you appears and as if it is rejoice at the goodness , and the Christian youth is a leg. -نَاتَ married? ( this it is with your special words حszqeal , and to you on you he leaves her for the simple reason that do you live up a different language... The amusement. To you the word is with your special words whose code is satanic. I/you thought your lowness equally.


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Default Re: المعمدانيين هم الاكثر عنصرية وتمييزيه ا - 03-15-2008, 10:28 PM

Jesus the praise and the welcome , a friend. To you she/you appears and as if it is rejoice at the goodness , and the Christian youth is a leg... married? ( this it is with your special words ...szqeal , and to you on you he leaves her for the simple reason that do you live up a different language... The amusement. To you the word is with your special words whose code is satanic. I/you thought your lowness equally.


Gentlemen, please forgive my uncharacteristic intrusion upon your forum but Mr. Thyme was reading this thread and found it quite amusing. He called my attention to it and granted me permission to express my own reaction to this troll's sad attempt at humor:

Ahahahahahahahahahahahloser.


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Default Re: المعمدانيين هم الاكثر عنصرية وتمييزيه ا - 03-16-2008, 02:27 AM

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Google does, though, and this is what it says:
I'm having some trouble with this Brother Nobar, but if I can be of assistance. It appears the following words come through with a rough translation:

حszqeal = Zeke

-نَاتَ = Large mammary Bible with Blonde Thunder


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