The world is in turmoil. Peripheral matters, such as the well-deserved Covid Plague that
Jesus sent to torment sinners and political upheavals have shifted the focus of the Christian population to these minor issues and made us all but forget the most severe threat to our
Christian™ communities:
Anal sex. Recently, the atheist community finally resolved the
one issue that has kept them from believing in the inerrancy of the Bible, Recent Creation and
Jesus.
How did dinosaurs make love? Now that question has been solved and the staggering answers provide us new, powerful tools to convert the secularists into True Christianity™. Of course, as
Satanists, they cannot help mentioning the unmentionables, but due to the importance of the issue, the vocabulary of the
quotes below is unsuitable for women and the most sensitive True Christian™ men.
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1st preserved dinosaur butthole is 'perfect' and 'unique,' paleontologist says
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OK. The scientists found a dinosaur carcass that had
perished in
Noah's Flood (Genesis 7:21-22). It was so well preserved that it
cannot be trillions of years old unlike claimed by the pale ontologists who study these things. In contrast, it is approximately
4000 years old based on my ponderings and Prayers.
In the white rectangular you can see the
private parts that this dinosaur was shamelessly
flaunting on the moment of its death. In
magnification they looked like this (panel D in the image below).
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But these aren't mere buttholes, these are cloacae, or vents, that have been pleasantly described as the "Swiss Army knife of buttholes," by Science Alert. Used for breeding, defecating, and urinating, these vents are found in vertebrates and are truly multi-purposed.
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This means that they had
intercourse,
i.e., made love, through the same orifice that is the
anus. That is, they only had
ANAL SEX.
Buttsex.
Homosexual sex.
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The dinosaur's derričre is so well preserved, researchers could see the remnants of two small bulges by its "back door," which might have housed musky scent glands that the reptile possibly used during courtship
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This means that this nasty anus had "lips" and "bulges" to increase the
unnatural pleasures of this sinful creatures. No surprise that they
perished soon after the
Flood due to the impossibility of their sexual debauchery.
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None of the reproductive soft tissues (like a penis) were preserved. So the researchers can't say whether the dinosaur was male or female. Even so, this dinosaur likely had copulatory sex, unlike some birds that bump butts when they do a "cloacal kiss" during reproduction, Vinther said.
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As nauseating as this is, this means that the Bible is the only correct source of knowledge and that these results prove its
inerrancy.
- Dinosaurs could not have had buttsex before the Fall from Grace (Genesis 3:6) as unnatural sexual practices did not exist in the original Paradise. This means that they have to be about 6300 years old or younger.
- Dinosaurs were subject to the Fall from Grace similar to all other Creatures as proven by... Romans 8:22 - For we know that the whole creation groaneth and travaileth in pain together until now.
Let us look at a recent photograph of these
lecherous lizards:
As you can see, these two brontotyrannosaurides are
sniffing each other's
anuses in preparation to
anal sex. No wonder the nerdy young sodomites often study to become pale ontologists and are so eager to examine these bones that are often several centuries old. They want to justify their own cravings for
anal buttsex by referring to these beasts. Based on Biblical warnings, we can now determine that
anal sex was a practice between men and women and these beasts, as well, as why else would
Jesus have prohibited it?
Leviticus 20:15-16
And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast. And if a woman approach unto any beast, and lie down thereto, thou shalt kill the woman, and the beast: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
No wonder the dinosaurs were all
put to death. This gives new, horrible insights into the newest Pixar Film "the Good Dinosaur". Here's an image showing exactly the same situation, a dinosaur sniffing the
anus of a future sodomite in
insatiable lust.
There we have it. The
biggest mystery of modern Creation Science has been solved. The
Bible rules unchallenged. Do not hesitate. Spread these good news in the Mall, on the Street, and in Republican conventions.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer