[God Is With Us]

A few corrections:
- Nintendo does NOT manufacture anything in Japan. They produce their consoles and videogames in China (Sharp and Macronix) and South Korea (Samsung). Thus they don't have any class of radiation

- All Nintendo DSi and newer (incluiding the Wii and of course the 3DS) has a strict Parental Control. You can block Internet access, videogames with a higher rating than a preset one, access to user-created contents, etc...

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by God Is With Us

A few corrections:
- Nintendo does NOT manufacture anything in Japan. They produce their consoles and videogames in China (Sharp and Macronix) and South Korea (Samsung).

All slopes are in league with each other. That's a fact. I know because I spend lots of time over there.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

[PontiusPilate]

Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man

3D Gaming, the ultimate Satanic invention!
Three-Dimensional gaming is pure evil. While we have been working on getting dangerous video games banned for years, the Nintendo 3DS changes all games into pornographic sex games! It is no longer possible to protect our children from Japanese filth. Take this innocent Japanese girl for example. The 3D capabilities of the Nintendo 3DS will allow your innocent children to look from the bottom up and look at the girls underwear. Changing innocent children into masturbating maniacs!

There actually no games with that capability commercially available in the United States.

Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man

All Nintendo 3DS devices are highly radioactive!
The Nintendo factory is very close to the Fukushima Daiichi nuclear power plant. They even share the same canteen! What Nintendo claims to be "Top Screen Backlight" is actually radiation! They are polluting both the souls and the bodies of our innocent children!

The backlights are actually the same as those found in any electronic device with a backlit screen such as phones and flat panel televisions.

Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man

It rapes your children!
When your innocent child unwraps his new Nintendo 3DS he will be in for a nasty surprise! The accessories included with the Nintento 3DS have but one purpose! Raping your child over and over until he voluntarily wants to move to Japan to manually clean up the Fukushima Daiichi reactors!

The accessories included with the Nintendo 3DS Include a pen for writing on the touch screen, a charger, and a charging dock. None of which have the capacity to rape children.

[Catholiic and Proud]

You people are the most ignorant Sons of Bitches ever and I hope you repent before you burn in hell because you wouldn't know the world has changed since you last crawled out from your rock.

[T.V.00769]

Hello Friends pure Atheist here (don't even try to convert me I've already made my decision) I would just like to say that this thread has given me quite a laugh, mainly because of the ludicrous argument made by Cranky Old Man and the rest of his companions. I have sent this message from a 3DS and am enjoying every second of it. Oh and one last thing, I have set a curse upon all that have said wrong about Nintendo. I recommend avoiding water for some time for your own safety. best of wishes to the opposite party.

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Originally Posted by T.V.00769

Hello Friends pure Atheist here (don't even try to convert me I've already made my decision) I would just like to say that this thread has given me quite a laugh, mainly because of the ludicrous argument made by Cranky Old Man and the rest of his companions. I have sent this message from a 3DS and am enjoying every second of it. Oh and one last thing, I have set a curse upon all that have said wrong about Nintendo. I recommend avoiding water for some time for your own safety. best of wishes to the opposite party.

Only 1 post made and you have ALREADY overstayed your welcome. Read the top of the page UNSAVED UNWELCOME! This means we care as much about your unholy opinions as we do about the grains of sand stuck between the butt cheeks of some A-rab in a sandstorm.

Pastor Ed

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by T.V.00769

Hello Friends pure Atheist here (don't even try to convert me I've already made my decision) I would just like to say that this thread has given me quite a laugh, mainly because of the ludicrous argument made by Cranky Old Man and the rest of his companions. I have sent this message from a 3DS and am enjoying every second of it. Oh and one last thing, I have set a curse upon all that have said wrong about Nintendo. I recommend avoiding water for some time for your own safety. best of wishes to the opposite party.

Dear Godmocking Whore;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[BumbleGear]

Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man

Apparently Japan learned nothing from their recent punishment by God. Instead of becoming decent and serving Jesus they released the Nintendo 3DS to destroy our children!

"The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God."

3D Gaming, the ultimate Satanic invention!
Three-Dimensional gaming is pure evil. While we have been working on getting dangerous video games banned for years, the Nintendo 3DS changes all games into pornographic sex games! It is no longer possible to protect our children from Japanese filth. Take this innocent Japanese girl for example. The 3D capabilities of the Nintendo 3DS will allow your innocent children to look from the bottom up and look at the girls underwear. Changing innocent children into masturbating maniacs!

"But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart."



All Nintendo 3DS devices are highly radioactive!
The Nintendo factory is very close to the Fukushima Daiichi nuclear power plant. They even share the same canteen! What Nintendo claims to be "Top Screen Backlight" is actually radiation! They are polluting both the souls and the bodies of our innocent children!

"Therefore thus saith the LORD of hosts, the God of Israel; Behold, I will feed them, even this people, with wormwood, and give them water of gall to drink."



It rapes your children!
When your innocent child unwraps his new Nintendo 3DS he will be in for a nasty surprise! The accessories included with the Nintento 3DS have but one purpose! Raping your child over and over until he voluntarily wants to move to Japan to manually clean up the Fukushima Daiichi reactors!

"If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days."

This has to be one of the most all time low comments I have ever seen. Are you serious? Are you that desperate for attention? Are you even a TRUE Christian?

I own a 3DS and there's nothing wrong with it! That's not even a game people! That's just a random picture he pulled off of google images!

And man that was pathetic. That last picture there's so many things wrong there.... first off this is a real Wii remote. http://images.amazon.com/images/G/01...MYKQ0-1-lg.jpg

Second it doesn't come with it. It's a standalone controller for the Nintendo Wii. I was astounding at how low you guys would go for things like this. Unbelievable.

[Pim Pendergast]

Originally Posted by RumbleGear

edited for clarity . . .

Welcome to God’s favorite forum! Please start a thread in the introduction forum and tell us what church you attend, your favorite Bible verse and how you found Jesus.

[Christianboy69]

Asian in particular dont care of radioactivity because they have developed an immunity somehow. As you can see in the picture an asian is holding a Nintendo 3DevilSatan in his hands without getting harmed.

[Cockinpully]

you people are just that stupid arnt you? take a gun put it to your head and shot yourself!! cause no one here wants you! i bet your god is just waiting for you to die so he can send you to hell

[Alphonse Alban]

Originally Posted by Cockinpally

cause no one here wants you!

Don't be silly
Just because Jesus hating heathen like you does not like Christians, does not make it "no one". Stop being so self-centered, there's a big world outside your closed little mind

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Cockinpully

you people are just that stupid arnt you? take a gun put it to your head and shot yourself!! cause no one here wants you! i bet your god is just waiting for you to die so he can send you to hell

Dear Godmocking Whore;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with an American dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[Kiddo the queerboy (On Moderation)]

Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man

...for years, the Nintendo 3DS changes all games into pornographic sex games! It is no longer possible to protect our children from Japanese filth. Take this innocent Japanese girl for example.

The picture is ecchi, ecchi is 16+.

The 3D capabilities of the Nintendo 3DS will allow your innocent children to look from the bottom up and look at the girls underwear.

Again, ecchi, it is still 16+

Changing innocent children into masturbating maniacs!...

It's the game's fault! Not the people older than 16 who are looking at the ecchi 16+ picture!

[Cranky Old Man]

Originally Posted by Kido_Tsubomi

The picture is ecchi, ecchi is 16+. Again, ecchi, it is still 16+

So you claim the Nintendo 3DS is a child pornography platform!? That is even worse than I thought.

It's the game's fault!

And the game is available exclusively on... The Nintendo 3DS! Case closed. God wins.

[Kiddo the queerboy (On Moderation)]

Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man

So you claim the Nintendo 3DS is a child pornography platform!? That is even worse than I thought.

Forgot to mention
1. I believe that the ecchi picture is not from a game.
2. Even if it was from a game it would either:
A) Not come with the 3ds and be advertised separately with a Mature/Teen ERSB rating on it (Most likely mature)
Come in a package with the 3ds, but, having the game and package the game comes with Mature/Teen

And the game is available exclusively on... The Nintendo 3DS!

Doubt that it was from a game, unless you can show me the game it was from, we'll say it wasn't from a game (As they say, innocent until proven guilty)

Case closed.

Nope, case re-opened

God wins.

A real character cannot win

[Kiddo the queerboy (On Moderation)]

Originally Posted by Kido_Tsubomi

A real character, not a real character, I keep making typos

(Darn) it, I'm just going to stop attempting to correct these. Guess I'll go service a few sweaty truck drives with my mouth.

[Science=Satan]

Originally Posted by Jack O'fagan

But they are compatible. A friend of mine has one and she said it plugged in quite nicely.

YiC

Jack

Nope the 3DS has a port for headphones,charger and well that's it.

[Science=Satan]

Ok all im saying is that if these very few people on this form stop buying Nintendo products made in Kyoto,CHINA Nintendo would still have enough money to stay afloat for 50 whole years!!!! How great is that?

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by Science=Satan

Ok all im saying is that if these very few people on this form stop buying Nintendo products made in Kyoto,CHINA Nintendo would still have enough money to stay afloat for 50 whole years!!!! How great is that?

All the parents in China can buy Nintendos and if the LORD Himself wanted to shut down the company, He will. You have seen what He can do, right?