Breaking news! Is
this image the reason why the Hindoos mistook
President Trump for a god?
As we all know, the Hindu gods (in essence, they are presumably real
demons,
Satan's allies, entities that frolic on Earth to lure innocent youths into
sodomy) are
mostly sodomites or transgender. Proof below!
Because of this age-old
unnatural tradition, we can deduce that the Indians would find
any person of
Power who engages in same-sex relations a kind of
deity. Why should this concern
President Trump, you may ask?! We must remember that as a
Born-Again Christian Mr. Trump is
beyond sin (1 John 3:9) and totally pure (Matthew 5:8). But
before this re-birth that is totally different from the Asiatic re-birth
Mr. Trump was as handsome and intelligent as ever but a sinner, similar to the
many Pastors of
our Church, whose youthful experimentation with
she-males and males has been washed clean by the
Blood of Christ (Hebrews 9:22). There is, in fact, ancient documentation showing the
boy Donald engaged in a
sexual act with a
Hamite boy as follows:
The caught-in-the-act proof is
definite. The Hindoos must have located this image and by their inferior mathematics calculated that
boy sodomy + staggeringly good looks, power and intelligence = a Hindu god. Case closed.
Should we
care? Actually, we shouldn't.
Mr. Trump is not the same boy who is depicted in the vintage homerimage above. He is a new man who will lead many, perhaps
tens or dozens of Hindu Heathen eventually into
Heaven.
2 Corinthians 5:17
Therefore if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new.
Old
lecherous things exist no more except in the bytes of the Indian subcontinent.
Mr. Trump is a
new Creature, fearless. For instance, He refers to His
lion-grade enemies as mere
pussies, useless hairy messed-up things that can be grapped and discarded.
God bless
President Trump.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer