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Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole
The only thing making me hesitate is the 10 year warranty. It just reeks. Either this product is Made in Merica and worthy of a 100 year warranty or we exist in a libertarian paradise where it's caveat emptor and the Free Market rules. I can't stand this liberal, fascist, Obama-style ambiguity of a 10 year warranty. Please tell me it's lifetime or NOTHING so I can order before the free Sinticky expires.
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Dr. Toole,
I am positive that the 10-year warranty is more than adequate if we take into account the
Rapture!
Revelation 22:12
And, behold, I come quickly; and my reward is with me, to give every man according as his work shall be.
While only God knows the number of days remaining until the End of Days, I think that
10 months is more than the sinners can expect before they are cast into the
Bottomless Pit.
As for us, it's going to be no more cleaning once in
Heaven! The detergent properties of
Jesus' blood will have taken care of that!
Revelation 1:5
And from Jesus Christ, who is the faithful witness, and the first begotten of the dead, and the prince of the kings of the earth. Unto him that loved us, and washed us from our sins in his own blood,
Yours in Christ,
Elmer