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Default Godless Oregon Has a New Governor--A Queer! - 02-14-2015, 05:47 AM

Well THIS doesn't really surprise me at all. We all know how vile and filthy the state of Oregon is. They have legalized marijuana factories, mandatory gay marriage, and they don't allow the Pledge of Allegiance.

Today, their hippie governor had to resign in disgrace, because the live-in whore he calls his "First Lady" was caught charging thousands of dollars just to get in to see him.

So now, the Oregon Secretary of State has to step into the Governor's office. And guess what, she's a queer.
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Gay community on next Oregon Gov. Kate Brown: Yes, she counts

Oregon's next governor, Kate Brown, has been married to a man since 1997. The gay community still claims her as their own, and she still claims them.

The 54-year-old is noted on Pinterest -- right alongside Fergie and Alexander the Great -- as a bisexual role model. And now, she will make history as she becomes the first openly LGBT sitting governor.

"Do we claim her? Absolutely," said Abigail Webb, a Northwest Portland woman who identifies as queer. "In the community, Kate is our out-bisexual person. She's definitely been an advocate."

Webb and other Oregon activists say having Brown in such a prominent position will have a huge impact on civil rights here. Brown agrees: Having LGBT people in office has a huge impact on state laws, she said at a 2011 Gay & Lesbian Victory Fund champagne brunch.

"I witnessed the difference it makes when our community not only has a seat at the table, but sits at the head of the leadership table," she said. "Because of my role as caucus leader to set the agenda, we were able to make civil rights and civil unions a priority."

Brown, a petite 5-feet-3, grew up the oldest of four raised in a sheltered St. Paul, Minn., suburb. After earning a bachelor's degree at the University of Colorado, she moved to Portland to earn a law degree at Lewis & Clark College.

Her life took a turn in the early 1990s. That's when she was first appointed and then elected to the Oregon House of Representatives. It's also when she realized "who, or what, I am," she wrote in an essay for "Out and Elected in the USA," a photographic essay collection about LGBT elected officials.

Her parents flew in from Minnesota for "the talk," Brown wrote. They told her "it would be much easier for us if you were a lesbian."

Gay friends called her "half-queer," she wrote. A legislative colleague teased her about his "still having a chance."

"Some days I feel like I have a foot in both worlds, yet never really belonging to either," she wrote.

That hasn't changed in the 20 years since. Brown married Dan Little in 1997. The couple have two adult children from Little's earlier marriage

In 2008, the now-defunct LGBT magazine Just Out suggested that if Brown wanted to represent the community, she should "please just butch it up a bit."

Even this week, as Oregon officials called for Gov. John Kitzhaber to resign and Brown's national profile rose, some people wondered: Does she count as bisexual if she's married to a man?

"It's one of those issues bisexual people deal with, not being taken seriously," said Jeremiah Johnson, a politically savvy Cedar Mill resident who is married to a woman but has been openly bisexual since he was 18. "You end up with who you end up with. Bisexual people have more options, but if you choose a woman, people say, 'He wasn't really bi.'

"But it doesn't work that way. You are still who you are."

Webb said Brown hasn't made bisexuality a huge part of her public identity lately. Johnson, who has followed Brown's career, said he hadn't known she was bisexual before this week.

Johnson ran against Tom Hughes in 2014 for Metro president, but he didn't talk about his own sexuality while campaigning. He doesn't think it should be the focus of coverage of Brown now.

"I hope people think, 'That's interesting,' like finding out FDR's favorite color is blue," Johnson said. "It's something that makes her richer as a person, but I just don't see it as being important. The only thing that's important is politically she has had more compassion for people who have been seen as on the fringe."

Still, Brown has received great support from other LGBT groups and publications. She's been profiled by The Advocate and endorsed by Gay Rights Watch and Basic Rights Oregon. The Huffington Post named her reelection as secretary of state the top bisexual news story of 2012.

And in 2008, contributors to The Gay & Lesbian Victory Fund helped pay for her campaign to become secretary of state.

Brown won her first race by seven votes, she told donors at a Victory Fund dinner in 2011. She won the office of secretary of state by a much larger margin -- 27,000 votes -- but said support from LGBT constituents had been key.

"But I would not have won without the support of Victory Fund," she said.

As a legislator, Brown was the chief sponsor of the state's first domestic partnership legislation. She also successfully spearheaded a law to stop and invalidate local anti-gay ballot measures across the state.

It's that record more than her sexuality that stands out for the Human Rights Campaign vice president Fred Sainz, who is in Portland this weekend for the Time To Thrive conference, a national conference to promote safety for LGBTQ youth.

"Few are better prepared for this assignment than Kate," Sainz said. "She's a known commodity to Oregonians with a distinguished record of service over two decades. While she'll make history as the nation's first sitting LGBT governor, the more important truth is that she's supremely capable of leading the state to better days ahead."

Though LGBT people hold many city, county and state offices in the United States, none has served as governor while also being out. New Jersey Gov. Jim McGreevy came out as gay in 2004 then promptly resigned amid revelations that he had given his male lover a state job. Out gay man and former state representative Mike Michaud was the Democratic nominee for governor of Maine last year but lost.

Webb said she isn't surprised Oregon will be the first. Brown will join out-lesbian Speaker of the House Tina Kotek at the capitol. She's proud it will be Brown who makes history.

"I feel really good about having her in Salem," Webb said. "When I think about Salem, I think about Tina, and I think about Kate fighting the good fight, out there for us."
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Default Re: Godless Oregon Has a New Governor--A Queer! - 02-14-2015, 06:11 AM

I would expect no less from a state that has misappropriated billions of our tax dollars to build a gangplank into the mouth of hell
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Default Re: Godless Oregon Has a New Governor--A Queer! - 02-14-2015, 06:57 AM

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I'll bet that Jesus has a special section of hell roped off just for people from the godless state of Oregon.
A Democrat's socialist workers paradise on earth - free range anal sex. An eternity in hell awaits.

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A Democrat's socialist workers paradise on earth - free range anal sex. An eternity in hell awaits.

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Yup. I can't wait for the rapture to see how many Mississippians will be joining us, and how many Oregonians and Californians will get left behind.
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Default Re: Godless Oregon Has a New Governor--A Queer! - 02-14-2015, 06:56 PM

Perverts popping all over the place, sick!


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"Some days I feel like I have a foot in both worlds, yet never really belonging to either," Governor Kate Brown wrote.
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Default Re: Godless Oregon Has a New Governor--A Queer! - 02-15-2015, 02:21 PM

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The 54-year-old is noted on Pinterest -- right alongside Fergie and Alexander the Great -- as a bisexual role model.
Ooh, Pinterest! Then it must be true! Seriously, if she's a bisexual, isn't she just demanding the special privilege of being twice as whorish as anyone who just identifies as a sodomite or sodomitess?


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Default Re: Godless Oregon Has a New Governor--A Queer! - 02-15-2015, 04:24 PM

This situation could easily turn out to be far more serious than anyone thinks. I have been given to understand that the states of Nevada and Idaho are considering mounting a full scale invasion of Oregon, in an effort to stamp out these perversions, even though Senator Harry Reid is from Nevada and he is said to be furious about this plan. The squeaky voiced, pansy Senator is known to frequent a small Indian casino in Oregon where he is known as Harriet and considered to be a very fashionable woman. I believe this abomination is a prime example of how a small minority of very active perverts can have a tremendous effect on durn near everything. When war breaks out on the West Coast and Oregon is destroyed, I imagine that the degenerates there will regret their decision to elevate this pervert to the office of High Governor, but it will be too late and most of them will already be in Hell.


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if she's a bisexual, isn't she just demanding the special privilege of being twice as whorish as anyone who just identifies as a sodomite or sodomitess?
if she is married (to a man) but she is a bisexualist woman, then when they are together, who is the "man" and who is the "woman"? it is confusing.




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Default Re: Godless Oregon Has a New Governor--A Queer! - 02-16-2015, 01:02 AM

Democrats should rename their party the Sodomy Party?

It seems like every new Democrat carries in the Rainbow Flag and hates straight people. Our party's next Presidential nominee has to be one tough dude who is ready to put this country's morals on the straight and narrow.

But, I'm even getting discouraged with our own people. Not one candidate has carried a hunting rifle on stage with him. When they run their families out to wave at audiences there aren't enough children to fill half the stage. I can't recall one holding the Bible high to begin his talk.

We need to get moving in the right direction before its too late.


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Default Re: Godless Oregon Has a New Governor--A Queer! - 02-19-2015, 04:29 AM

Shut up you backwards hillbilly *** profanity ***. Everyone is equal even gays. You're probably just a closet gay anyway. Your ideals have mostly died out so you can be miserable for the rest of your life.

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Default Re: Godless Oregon Has a New Governor--A Queer! - 02-19-2015, 04:33 AM

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Shut up you backwards hillbilly *** profanity ***. Everyone is equal even gays. You're probably just a closet gay anyway. Your ideals have mostly died out so you can be miserable for the rest of your life.

No, you are mistaken. No homosexual pervert is equal to a True Christian man. God hates perverts. He sends them to Hell to abide with the Devil. In fact, only the saved are allowed in Heaven. From that bully perch, we will watch you writhe in agony in the Lake of Fire which knows no quenching. Such is the fate of all who pass unsaved. This by the word of Almighty God.


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Shut up you backwards hillbilly shit. Everyone is equal even gays. You're probably just a closet gay anyway. Your ideals have mostly died out so you can be miserable for the rest of your life.
Thank you, you homer-enabling godmocker. God bestows His blessings upon us each time one of you stop masturbating long enough to persecute us.

Luke 6:22 Blessed are ye, when men shall hate you, and when they shall separate you from their company, and shall reproach you, and cast out your name as evil, for the Son of man's sake.


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Shut up you backwards hillbilly *** profanity ***. Everyone is equal even gays. You're probably just a closet gay anyway. Your ideals have mostly died out so you can be miserable for the rest of your life.
Friend, we welcome everyone here, even obvious retards like yourself, but we do insist on good manners.



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Default Re: Godless Oregon Has a New Governor--A Queer! - 02-19-2015, 04:41 AM

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Friend, we welcome everyone here, even obvious retards like yourself, but we do insist on good manners.



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Amen, Brother. And strong language is never welcome.


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