[WWJDnow]

Many of our fellow Republicans are downcast, having already surrendered the election this November. Well, I'm here to tell you that they're dead wrong. We're going to win, and win big. President Trump will be re-elected in a landslide, and we'll control both houses of Congress. This is how we're going to do it:

1) Better nicknames and slogans. Nothing wins elections like inventing nasty names to call you opponent and dime store slogans. Remember Crooked Hillary? Remember Lock Her Up? Those won the White House for President Trump. Now, Sleepy Joe and Corrupt Joe aren't bad, but they don't really get at the heart of the matter. How about some hard-hitting slogans like Commie Joe and Negro-Lover Joe to show what a stark contrast this election presents?

2) Restore law and order. Our country right now is basically one big black lives matter riot. That has to stop. What do we as Republicans do best? That's right, we protect each other from the threat posed by minorities and foreigners! So let's stop pussy-footing, forget the National Guard, and send the US Marines in to clean out the trash in our major cities, supported by air-dropped tear gas.

3) Protect our polling places. Speaking of marines, we need to arrange to send them in to patrol polling places in minority districts in the November election. This will ensure that Antifa terrorists will not disrupt the voting. They can also help check everyone's ID.

4) Stop the mail-in ballot nonsense. President Trump should fire the Postmaster General and replace him with a loyalist who will make sure that mail-in ballots do not reach county election commissions. It may seem like a drastic measure, but how else can we protect ourselves from Ukrainian and Chinese meddling in the election. Democracy is at stake here!

5) Defend our heritage. Why are there no national holidays celebrating the important accomplishments of Confederate leaders? The President needs to issue a proclamation renaming Martin Luther King day as Jefferson Davis day. This will shore up our support in Virginia, North Carolina, Florida, and Georgia. Plus, it's the right thing to do. We should also issue a new line of stamps featuring the Confederate flag.

6) Focus on freedom. Democrats want to take your freedom away, so this is a big vote winner for us. That's why they want to force everyone to wear masks. So number one on the to do list here is to ban the wearing of masks in public places.

7) Raise more Jew money. Nobody has been as good to the Jews as President Trump has. Look at the way he's helped the Israelis to dominate the Palestinians and build new settlements so they can grow more of that awful wine that Jews drink during the Passover. That's the only issue that Jews really care about, so it's time for them to open their very large checkbooks and express their thanks.

8) As soon as Commie Joe picks his negress as his Vice Presidential candidate, point out to everyone how stupid it is to let a negress that close to the White House. Say Biden wins, dies in office, and the negress takes over. It will be like one big Oprah show in the White House. Everybody gets a new car! Except, of course, hard working white Americans.

9) Don't forget the most important issue in American politics: transgendered bathrooms. If the Democrat party wins in November, your little girls are going to have to share a bathroom with some perverted guy who likes to wear ladies' underwear. This is a big winner for our side, politically.

10) Stop all COVID testing. Through the simple expedient of instructing the FDA to pull its authorization of all coronavirus tests, we can cut our daily COVID numbers down to zero, thus beating even the slant eyes in China and their cousins in America who started this whole mess. And then everyone will realize that President Trump is right, we had this pandemic under control all along, and it disappeared in the summer.

[Johny Joe Hold]

A powerful statement, Brother. "Republican Nice" never won an election for us. The hammer on all these issue needs to come down and carry the President home to victory.

[Alvin Moss]

I do think a bombardment would be useful and for many reasons that I need not go into just now, but with which we are all familiar. Seattle is one obvious candidate, but serious consideration must be given to Portland and San Francisco. There hasn't been a city reduced by naval gunfire in the longest time. I for one would like to see something along those lines. We still have some battleships, don't we?

[WWJDnow]

Originally Posted by Alvin Moss

We still have some battleships, don't we?

We have the best battleships. Great, great battleships. Nobody has bigger or better battleships than we do.

We'd just have to tear out the museum gift shops, remount the engines and guns, rewire the electronics, and train up some crews and we're good to go.

[Johny Joe Hold]

I was so pleased with the President's speech at Mt. Rushmore. There was talk that he would start trying patch up the bitterness of race, virus management and the bad economy. Some uninformed and inexperienced advisors in politics have been telling him he should go soft.

But the President is one smart guy. He didn't fall for that nambe pambe stuff. He drilled down on his enemies, the Bidens, Hillary, liberals, protesters and the media. The "cultural war" should not be ended, it should be expanded.

I'm so proud of our work here at Landover Baptist. We keep the cultural war going and expanding. Pastor Zeke reminds us weekly of the sins of our enemies and has been successful in persuading the President it's our way or the highway.

[Larry Lee]

Originally Posted by WWJDnow

This is how we're going to do it:

Your brilliance shines again, brother, but surely there's a role for our beloved First Lady, Melania in the re-election.

Perhaps she could escort top donors to the Lincoln bedroom for a night of reward in the White House?

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by Larry Lee

...surely there's a role for our beloved First Lady, Melania in the re-election.

Perhaps she could escort top donors to the Lincoln bedroom for a night of reward in the White House?

Has the requisite space even been aired out in a while? Could be a bit musty from disuse.

[Larry Lee]

Originally Posted by Didymus Much

Has the requisite space even been aired out in a while? Could be a bit musty from disuse.

Melania is quite capable of servicing many donors. She'll know what to do.

[WWJDnow]

President Trump has now made it official--he acknowledged that he is cutting the Postal Service budget to prevent people from voting using mail-in ballots. I don't like to brag, but we know that the President reads our forums religiously. Could we have given him the idea?

[Basilissa]

Originally Posted by WWJDnow

President Trump has now made it official--he acknowledged that he is cutting the Postal Service budget to prevent people from voting using mail-in ballots. I don't like to brag, but we know that the President reads our forums religiously. Could we have given him the idea?

One thing worries me, though. As our President and the First Lady will be doing their mail-in voting, how can we make sure that their ballots will not be delayed by the massive mail disruptions which are causing people to not have access to their life saving medications? I mean, who cares about those whiners, but can we please make sure that The Trumps' mail-in ballots will proceed smoothly?

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Originally Posted by Basilissa

One thing worries me, though. As our President and the First Lady will be doing their mail-in voting, how can we make sure that their ballots will not be delayed by the massive mail disruptions which are causing people to not have access to their life saving medications? I mean, who cares about those whiners, but can we please make sure that The Trumps' mail-in ballots will proceed smoothly?

Maybe the President can arrange a targeted resumption of postal services to essential voters. The rest can stay home. For their safety.