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Re: ALERT: "Wii" is Oriental for "I'm Having an Orgasm!" -
02-09-2008, 12:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Brother_Maxi
...And the word isn't actually a Japanese word. The word was literally invented by Nintendo so people of any nationality could easily pronounce it.
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Er... let me see if I have this right,
1. "wii" isn't a Japanese word
2. the word "wii" was invented by Nintendo
3. Nintendo is Japanese.
4. Therefore a word invented by the Japanese is not Japanese...
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02-09-2008, 12:53 AM
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Originally Posted by Skull_Kid
Oriental isn't a piffleing language.
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You probably think Scandinavian and Belgium aren't languages either.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: ALERT: "Wii" is Oriental for "I'm Having an Orgasm!" -
02-09-2008, 08:03 PM
I believe I've heard this being screamed by women out in the desert or in camel pens.
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Re: ALERT: "Wii" is Oriental for "I'm Having an Orgasm!" -
02-14-2008, 06:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire
Er... let me see if I have this right,
1. "wii" isn't a Japanese word
2. the word "wii" was invented by Nintendo
3. Nintendo is Japanese.
4. Therefore a word invented by the Japanese is not Japanese...
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Its technically not a word. It's kind of like lol. It's created for ease of saying or typing.
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Re: ALERT: "Wii" is Oriental for "I'm Having an Orgasm!" -
04-29-2010, 04:01 AM
Will someone shout GLORY!?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: ALERT: "Wii" is Oriental for "I'm Having an Orgasm!" -
04-29-2010, 04:36 AM
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Re: ALERT: "Wii" is Oriental for "I'm Having an Orgasm!" -
04-29-2010, 05:26 PM
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Petal, I rebuke my cats for sinning, but they just look at me like and go back to what they were doing. Can you help me?
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Re: ALERT: "Wii" is Oriental for "I'm Having an Orgasm!" -
04-29-2010, 06:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Seth Campbell
Petal, I rebuke my cats for sinning, but they just look at me like and go back to what they were doing. Can you help me?
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I make mine stay in a box until they repent. Come to think of it they have never left their boxes?
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Re: ALERT: "Wii" is Oriental for "I'm Having an Orgasm!" -
04-30-2010, 10:37 AM
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who after opening the bag to take a quick whiff,
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lolololololol
btw you guys are crazy if you think any of this story is true
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Re: ALERT: "Wii" is Oriental for "I'm Having an Orgasm!" -
04-30-2010, 12:52 PM
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lolololololol
btw you guys are crazy if you think any of this story is true
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Since I know the Pastors involved, I can assure you it is true!
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: ALERT: "Wii" is Oriental for "I'm Having an Orgasm!" -
05-01-2010, 09:48 AM
So the Japs developed a new type of sound-activated technology, is that right? Only the sound must be filthy, disgusting, lewd ... does screaming (may GOD forgive me) "Wiiiii!" turn the console on?! Dreadful, just dreadful! However, such depravity is a sure sign that these are the End Times©; a silver lining around a slitty-eyed yellow cloud.
Needless to say, all oriental inventions give me the heebie-jeebies ... their high technology is very, very odd indeed, and I cannot make head nor tail of it.
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Re: ALERT: "Wii" is Oriental for "I'm Having an Orgasm!" -
05-01-2010, 12:48 PM
That picture seems to confuse the world, and is appears to be the japanese just being weird.
Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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Re: ALERT: "Wii" is Oriental for "I'm Having an Orgasm!" -
05-01-2010, 01:31 PM
She's putting the vibrating controller in her SKIRT!
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Re: ALERT: "Wii" is Oriental for "I'm Having an Orgasm!" -
05-01-2010, 07:27 PM
Has anyone ever tested Japans water supply? Seriously, there is something wrong with that country.
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Re: ALERT: "Wii" is Oriental for "I'm Having an Orgasm!" -
05-04-2010, 10:51 PM
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Has anyone ever tested Japans water supply? Seriously, there is something wrong with that country.
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I highly doubt it is in their water, but I don't think it is somethign a few nukes could not fix.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: ALERT: "Wii" is Oriental for "I'm Having an Orgasm!" -
12-04-2011, 08:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother Temperance
If that "bad way" is clearly the purpose which it was manufactured for, then yes!
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No, it was not intended to be bad, thats just what some people do with it. Were airplanes supposed to kill people? nope just faster transportation. Just cause someone killed someone with it doesnt make airplanes evil, promote anal sex, homos, rainbows, or any other stuff.
Lev.20:13
If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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