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Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide -
11-23-2010, 08:08 PM
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That is the single most ignorant thing i have ever seen. What about you, your ancestors are foreigners, bet you wouldn't like being called frenchey
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I'm proud of my German heritage.
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Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide -
11-23-2010, 09:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Nobar King
I'm proud of my German heritage.
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But can call you a kraut? or do you find that offensive?
Matthew 8:12
But the children of the kingdom [the Jews] shall be cast out into outer darkness: there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth.
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Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide -
11-23-2010, 09:22 PM
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But can call you a kraut? or do you find that offensive?
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I consider myself an American. Have I been out promoting German nationalism? That's not my agenda. If you feel that you would be more comfortable calling me a kraut instead of Mr. King, then that's up to you. I'm not offended by it, I LOVE sauerkraut.
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Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide -
11-23-2010, 09:34 PM
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Good idea Brother!!! 1488!!!
Hitler did that you know......
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I've never heard anything about Hitler wearing a pink star. I wasn't even aware that he was a homer, but I'm not really surprised to be honest.
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Ephesians 5:23_(King James Version)"Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body."
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Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide -
11-23-2010, 10:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Viggo B. Kristoffersen
I've never heard anything about Hitler wearing a pink star. I wasn't even aware that he was a homer, but I'm not really surprised to be honest.
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I think he actually was a homo. But he made them wear upside down purple triangles. It was the Jews who had to wear the stars
Matthew 8:12
But the children of the kingdom [the Jews] shall be cast out into outer darkness: there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth.
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Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide -
11-23-2010, 10:15 PM
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I think he actually was a homo.
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Of course you do, Hymie. Maybe the two of you can have a chat about it as you are roasting in the lake of fire for rejecting Jesus.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide -
11-23-2010, 10:27 PM
Things I look for when searching out queers:
Mustaches:
Hair gel:
Muscles:
Clenched rump in tight shorts:
Small bathingsuits:
Smooth hairless chest:
...ETC.
It's not hard to spot one once you really know what to look out for. If in doubt a quick up and down can confirm suspicions.
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Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide -
11-23-2010, 10:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Levi Jones
Of course you do, Hymie. Maybe the two of you can have a chat about it as you are roasting in the lake of fire for rejecting Jesus.
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Excuse you for making judgments based on a small portion of my ancestors 2000 years ago. Jews were chosen BY GOD to set an example, as a light, to the rest of the world, on how to live their lives, until the end of days. I am on this earth to thank god every day for what I have, help those less fortunate than me, and smile and be happy. Good luck on passing your judgments, I hope god doesn't mind
Matthew 8:12
But the children of the kingdom [the Jews] shall be cast out into outer darkness: there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth.
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Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide -
11-23-2010, 10:48 PM
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Excuse you for making judgments based on a small portion of my ancestors 2000 years ago. Jews were chosen BY GOD to set an example, as a light, to the rest of the world, on how to live their lives, until the end of days. I am on this earth to thank god every day for what I have, help those less fortunate than me, and smile and be happy. Good luck on passing your judgments, I hope god doesn't mind
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Dear Hymie, if in fact you actually loved God, you would have given Him the courtesy of using the Shift key when typing out His name. If you actually cared for God, why did you kill His only begotten Son? Now I am sure you will put the blame on your ancestors for that crime, and if so why are you still a Joo?
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Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide -
11-23-2010, 10:56 PM
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Originally Posted by themontajew
Excuse you for making judgments based on a small portion of my ancestors 2000 years ago. Jews were chosen BY GOD to set an example, as a light, to the rest of the world, on how to live their lives, until the end of days. I am on this earth to thank god every day for what I have, help those less fortunate than me, and smile and be happy. Good luck on passing your judgments, I hope god doesn't mind
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Jews were once chosen by Allah(pigs be upon him), but you broke your covenant and became cursed. Do not live in the past before you breaking of the covenant .
SURA 5.
13. And certainly Allah made a covenant with the children of Israel, and We raised up among them twelve chieftains; and Allah said: Surely I am with you; if you keep up prayer and pay the poor-rate and believe in My messengers and assist them and offer to Allah a goodly gift, I will most certainly cover your evil deeds, and I will most certainly cause you to enter into gardens beneath which rivers flow, but whoever disbelieves from among you after that, he indeed shall lose the right way.
14. But on account of their breaking their covenant We cursed them and made their hearts hard; they altered the words from their places and they neglected a portion of what they were reminded of; and you shall always discover treachery in them excepting a few of them; so pardon them and turn away; surely Allah loves those who do good [to others].
SURA 1
2. All praise is due to Allah, the Lord of the Worlds.
3. The Beneficent, the Merciful.
pigs be upon him means piss be upon him
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Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide -
11-23-2010, 11:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Imam Rashik
Jews were once chosen by Allah(pigs be upon him), but you broke your covenant and became cursed. Do not live in the past before you breaking of the covenant .
SURA 5.
13. And certainly Allah made a covenant with the children of Israel, and We raised up among them twelve chieftains; and Allah said: Surely I am with you; if you keep up prayer and pay the poor-rate and believe in My messengers and assist them and offer to Allah a goodly gift, I will most certainly cover your evil deeds, and I will most certainly cause you to enter into gardens beneath which rivers flow, but whoever disbelieves from among you after that, he indeed shall lose the right way.
14. But on account of their breaking their covenant We cursed them and made their hearts hard; they altered the words from their places and they neglected a portion of what they were reminded of; and you shall always discover treachery in them excepting a few of them; so pardon them and turn away; surely Allah loves those who do good [to others].
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Read the end of that again. I am of the belief that who your God is does not necessarily matter, as long as you live riotously. I have much respect for the Muslim, and Christian faith.
As well from a Jewish perspective I condemn Israel's actions against the Palestinians. Jews and Muslims used to live together in harmony, and they can and will again, and I truly hope we can all enjoy the holy land together.
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Originally Posted by James Dewitt
Dear Hymie, if in fact you actually loved God, you would have given Him the courtesy of using the Shift key when typing out His name. If you actually cared for God, why did you kill His only begotten Son? Now I am sure you will put the blame on your ancestors for that crime, and if so why are you still a Joo?
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I've explained the capitalization, it's semantics through and through. My actions speak truth. What about your catholic ancestors..... how can you call yourself a christian when there is so much blood attached Jesus's name
Matthew 8:12
But the children of the kingdom [the Jews] shall be cast out into outer darkness: there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth.
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Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide -
11-23-2010, 11:35 PM
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Originally Posted by themontajew
Read the end of that again. I am of the belief that who your God is does not necessarily matter, as long as you live riotously. I have much respect for the Muslim, and Christian faith.
As well from a Jewish perspective I condemn Israel's actions against the Palestinians. Jews and Muslims used to live together in harmony, and they can and will again, and I truly hope we can all enjoy the holy land together.
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The end part "surely Allah loves those who do good [to others]" refers to those who do good according Allah(pigs be upon him).
SURA 1
2. All praise is due to Allah, the Lord of the Worlds.
3. The Beneficent, the Merciful.
pigs be upon him means piss be upon him
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Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide -
11-24-2010, 12:04 AM
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Originally Posted by Imam Rashik
The end part "surely Allah loves those who do good [to others]" refers to those who do good according Allah(pigs be upon him).
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And I spend a good portion of my free time helping to feed the poor......
Matthew 8:12
But the children of the kingdom [the Jews] shall be cast out into outer darkness: there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth.
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Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide -
11-24-2010, 12:18 AM
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And I spend a good portion of my free time helping to feed the poor......
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Why do you judge others based upon their wealth?
Leviticus 19:15
Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.
How very Jooish of you.
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Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide -
11-24-2010, 04:34 AM
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Originally Posted by themontajew
And I spend a good portion of my free time helping to feed the poor......
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And how many do you rob while you're busy being a damned joo?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide -
11-24-2010, 09:22 AM
you people know nothing about homosexuals!
my godfather is a gay and he drinks beer, communicates in grunts and he never even goes over the 20-word mark!
and yet he is gay and defies all your logic
you sir, need to actually move away from the stereotype and see gays for who and what they really are.
normal people
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Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide -
11-24-2010, 10:03 AM
I think this was the greatest thing I have seen all day!
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Along with this...although I am going to have to agree that this is actually gay
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Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide -
11-24-2010, 09:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother Temperance
Apart from the fact that you're the liar here, since you carried on posting after that, the term pansexual clearly implies that you've either had sex with one of these:
with Satan in his Greek goat outfit:
or literally with everything in the universe. Any of those things would be sufficient to make you damaged goods.
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You don't seriously believe that, do you? That isn't what pansexual means, and I still stick to my claim; I am a virgin.
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Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide -
11-24-2010, 09:52 PM
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You don't seriously believe that, do you? That isn't what pansexual means, and I still stick to my claim; I am a virgin.
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Your "claim"?
Yeah, I really believe you now.
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Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide -
11-24-2010, 09:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Heathen_Basher
Your "claim"?
Yeah, I really believe you now.
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Believe me or not, I don't care. It's not like I could prove it to you anyway.
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