I'm thinking of evangelizing on twitter, but I just don't know much about it. Like, how do I get followers without being banned for spamming?
In particular I don't know what will get me banned for "hate". I'm going to post some tweets here, and ask experienced twitter users to comment.
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So what if Elizabeth Warren is only 1/1000 native? It got her into Harvard, which gave her 1/1000 of an education.
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It's impossible for black people to be racist. I know a black guy, he doesn't have one racist bone in his nose.
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When the only tool you have is a gas chamber, every problem looks like a Jew.
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Japan is so backwards they ain't invented plates yet. They're still eating off of people there.
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I have lots more, but I wanted to start with the snappiest and most likely to be banned content. Anyway I assume I'll bring in followers with jokes and later get more in-depth.
I just had a dream of a twitter account that simply posts the major news stories of the day, and the relevant scripture quotations. I assume it would be banned, but "
Twitter bans Bible" might end up being a good news story by itself...
Edit: one more:
I masturbated and then regretted it. Does that make me both a survivor and a rapist?