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Default URGENT: Show your solidarity with Prime Minister David Cameron by embracing British Values! - 09-01-2014, 09:46 PM

Brothers and sisters, I'm sure you're aware that our friends in the UK are fighting for their lives right now, what with their terror threat level having recently been elevated to "severe," and British nationals of Middle Eastern descent traveling overseas to join ISIS and engage in Jihad.

Fortunately, Britain's courageous Prime Minister has discarded any silly talk of the role that British Colonialism and American Exceptionalism might have played in making the Arab world hate us so much.



Rather than entertain such meaningless noise, he has gotten right to the heart of the matter: The problem is multiculturalism!



Great nations such as the US and the UK are made weak, and become breeding grounds for terrorism, when their dominant cultures are too tolerant of immigrant groups practicing queer customs and adhering to strange values. Cameron said it better than I ever could. Here are his exact words on the subject, in a speech he made earlier today:

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We cannot stand by and allow our openness to be confused with a tolerance of extremism, or one that encourages different cultures to live separate lives and allows people to behave in ways that run completely counter to our values. Adhering to British values is not an option or a choice, it is a duty for those who live in these islands, and in the end, it is only by standing up for these values that we will defeat this extremism, protect our way of life, and keep all our people safe.

I call upon all American members of the Landover Baptist Church to show our solidarity with our British brothers and sisters by striving to embody British values until that country's terror threat level goes back down to "mildly concerned."

How can you do this?

There are so many ways! For example, if the lease on your BMW is about to end, instead of trading it in on a new 7 series, why not stroll over to the nearest Jaguar or Range Rover dealership and treat yourself to a fine example of British craftsmanship?



And when it comes time to hire some new household help, instead of getting a Mexican, why not follow the British custom and hire an Indian?



And when you're eating out, why not have a little fun with your waiter and put on your best cockney accent and say, "'Ello guvna, I'll have a plate of bangers and mash, I will!"

There are just so many ways we can support our friends in the UK during this time of strife, but the best way, of course, is with prayer. Lots and lots of prayer!

And speaking of prayer, I think it's important to remember that God agrees with David Cameron that multiculturalism is a very bad thing. You need look no further than Deuteronomy for proof of this:

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29 “When the Lord your God cuts off before you the nations whom you go in to dispossess, and you dispossess them and dwell in their land, 30 take care that you be not ensnared to follow them, after they have been destroyed before you, and that you do not inquire about their gods, saying, ‘How did these nations serve their gods?—that I also may do the same.’ 31 You shall not worship the Lord your God in that way, for every abominable thing that the Lord hates they have done for their gods, for they even burn their sons and their daughters in the fire to their gods.

32 [a] “Everything that I command you, you shall be careful to do. You shall not add to it or take from it.


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Default Re: URGENT: Show your solidarity with Prime Minister David Cameron by embracing British Values! - 09-01-2014, 11:03 PM

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Brothers and sisters, I'm sure you're aware that our friends in the UK are fighting for their lives right now, what with their terror threat level having recently been elevated to "severe," and British nationals of Middle Eastern descent traveling overseas to join ISIS and engage in Jihad.

Fortunately, Britain's courageous Prime Minister has discarded any silly talk of the role that British Colonialism and American Exceptionalism might have played in making the Arab world hate us so much.



Rather than entertain such meaningless noise, he has gotten right to the heart of the matter: The problem is multiculturalism!



Great nations such as the US and the UK are made weak, and become breeding grounds for terrorism, when their dominant cultures are too tolerant of immigrant groups practicing queer customs and adhering to strange values. Cameron said it better than I ever could. Here are his exact words on the subject, in a speech he made earlier today:




I call upon all American members of the Landover Baptist Church to show our solidarity with our British brothers and sisters by striving to embody British values until that country's terror threat level goes back down to "mildly concerned."

How can you do this?

There are so many ways! For example, if the lease on your BMW is about to end, instead of trading it in on a new 7 series, why not stroll over to the nearest Jaguar or Range Rover dealership and treat yourself to a fine example of British craftsmanship?



And when it comes time to hire some new household help, instead of getting a Mexican, why not follow the British custom and hire an Indian?



And when you're eating out, why not have a little fun with your waiter and put on your best cockney accent and say, "'Ello guvna, I'll have a plate of bangers and mash, I will!"

There are just so many ways we can support our friends in the UK during this time of strife, but the best way, of course, is with prayer. Lots and lots of prayer!

And speaking of prayer, I think it's important to remember that God agrees with David Cameron that multiculturalism is a very bad thing. You need look no further than Deuteronomy for proof of this:
I'm sending my prayers for the British way of life through you, my dearest Brother!

I am, however, a bit concerned about some heathen, non-white customs which may have creeped into the Godly British lifestyle. Take, for example, the custom of drinking tea - it is a heathen Indian custom, and hence it should be erradicated from the British culture in order to stick to 100% British values!

For the same reason, all Brits should stop eating all foreign food and stick to the British cuisine.
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Default Re: URGENT: Show your solidarity with Prime Minister David Cameron by embracing British Values! - 09-01-2014, 11:50 PM

I am an American. It's really none of my business but I do wish all parties the best.

May you and yours live long and prosper

Whichever side you are on

I am on neither, I am an American (:-
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Default Re: URGENT: Show your solidarity with Prime Minister David Cameron by embracing British Values! - 09-02-2014, 01:05 AM

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I am an American. It's really none of my business but I do wish all parties the best.

May you and yours live long and prosper

Whichever side you are on

I am on neither, I am an American (:-
So in the War Against Heathen Ragheads you don't want to take a side? I hope you really think through your position! It's NOT the position a True Christian would take! Perhaps some scripture for you? Revelation 3:16 "So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.
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Revelation 19:15-16 "And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God.And he hath on his vesture and on his thigh a name written, King Of Kings, And Lord Of Lords."
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Default Re: URGENT: Show your solidarity with Prime Minister David Cameron by embracing British Values! - 09-02-2014, 01:08 AM

I believe that the Lord has sent this plague upon the English.

They knew God, but they turned from Him.

They will have got off easy if He doesn't turn the survivors into Negroes.


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Default Re: URGENT: Show your solidarity with Prime Minister David Cameron by embracing British Values! - 09-02-2014, 01:49 AM

What exactly are British values, anyway? As far as I can tell, they're intellectualism, lukewarm Christianity, underpaying dentists, and sodomy. I can't support any of that. But, when the chips were down, they did stand up for world peace and Anglo-Saxon domination of the world by fighting in Afghanistan, so I'm willing to overlook a few flaws.


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Default Re: URGENT: Show your solidarity with Prime Minister David Cameron by embracing British Values! - 09-02-2014, 04:35 AM

Yes! These are very painful issues especially for us whose grandparents were emigrating from other countries to live and work in Britain. It is customary to treat all of Asian descent as if we were identical when discussion like this takes place. I am happy to tell you that in Britain the discussion is also much more intelligent and it is taking into account the fact that assigning a person to a random group in public media does not make that person someone who is always carrying out the ideology of a certain religion. Yes. Many of us are very secular and many of us are very non-violent. I feel sad that so many Asian young people feel that it is OK for them to be going to Middle East and work there for violence, oppression and injustice. Yes. It is heartbreaking. Still, I cannot be responsible for them only because someone thinks we belong to the same imaginary group. We must not look for culprits but we must teach the non-violence for children. Also your Christianity is teaching the non-violence. Yes. It is wonderful.

I also know that you are making fun of us of Indian descent in the pictures. I am not offended. It is always good to laugh and one is not being as dangerous if you can laugh at her. It is decreasing the fear of the unknown, eh? I know. My grandparents, when they were first living in the UK would have wanted to get to know English culture and civilization but they could not find any, eh? Yes, they could not! I am joking here.


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Yes! Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah all of Asian descent as if we Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Yes. Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Yes. It is wonderful. Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah
Yes, Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah I also know that you are making fun of us of Indian descent Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Yes, Blah Blah Blah
So which are you, Asian or Indian? More thinking, less prattle.


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Default Re: URGENT: Show your solidarity with Prime Minister David Cameron by embracing British Values! - 09-02-2014, 05:44 PM

She seems to be saying the Chinamen are responsible for Islamic terror. Not sure why she would defame her own people in such a way?

She's a nice girl, though. I think she just needs Jesus. Well, that, and the firm hand of correction that a good husband can provide.


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Default Re: URGENT: Show your solidarity with Prime Minister David Cameron by embracing British Values! - 09-03-2014, 06:41 AM

In honor of British culture, perhaps we can give up dentistry for a while. We can buy some yellow food coloring and use it for mouth wash, letting it soak in and discolor our perfect American teeth. God save the Queen!

I'll fly British Air on my next few trips in search of appropriate places to open Naomi's Moist Pie.

This is a jolly good idea, FM.

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Default Re: URGENT: Show your solidarity with Prime Minister David Cameron by embracing British Values! - 09-03-2014, 07:11 AM

Interestingly enough, Naomi, eel and pie shops are very popular in England.

I'm sure the very thought of it might strike you as kind of icky, but I wonder if you've ever considered putting an eel in your pie? The British sure do love to see a nice pie that's filled up with a big, squirmy eel. Maybe you should try it.


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Default Re: URGENT: Show your solidarity with Prime Minister David Cameron by embracing British Values! - 09-03-2014, 10:17 AM

I've done a great deal of praying about this while walking down by our river front property along the Yellowstone River and I've come to a conclusion. I don't approve of the Brits and their homersexuality that exists in their "royal" family. (See this example of the Prince Harry the Sodomite)

But I do agree that it's better they try to take use their limp wristed military (well can you call them a military?) and top the ragheads over there so they don't come over here!



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Default Re: URGENT: Show your solidarity with Prime Minister David Cameron by embracing British Values! - 09-03-2014, 10:39 AM

Thank you so much, Brothers and Sisters, for your support in these difficult and dangerous times. I am posting this from the luxuriously appointed WW2 Anderson shelter buried under my grandson's back garden, and shall stay here until the alert level is lowered to merely "terrifying".

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Adhering to British values is not an option or a choice, it is a duty
Now you see, here is the problem: David "call me Dave" Cameron falls into the trap that brought so many of his predecessors to a sticky end. What exactly are British values? Brother WWJDnow makes a brave attempt to define them here:

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What exactly are British values, anyway? As far as I can tell, they're intellectualism, lukewarm Christianity, underpaying dentists, and sodomy. I can't support any of that.
But he too falls into the trap of believing that the people of the UK are British. British is just a passport. The only people who claim to be "British" are:

1. Ghastly foreign immigrants who have been given passports (which are handed out like free condoms under our deplorably lax system) and their uppity descendants.

2. Equally frightful Northern Irish protestants.

No, the people of these isles define themselves as English, Welsh, Scotch or Fenian and what Dave is talking about here are ENGLISH values!



Starting from Brother WWJDnow's list, I am writing to the Prime Minister to explain his mistake and propose that while we should do away with pseudo-intellectualism, lukewarm atheism, under-qualified immigrant dentists, sodomy, fat women with a complete absence of dress-sense and warm beer, we should retain the following, which are Biblically sanctioned:
  • fish & chips (Mark 6:41. I am sure if potatoes had been more readily available, Jesus would have used them as an alternative to loaves)
  • a stiff upper-lip in times of difficulty (Joshua 1:9)
It goes very much against the grain to abandon the use of extreme rudeness and sarcasm, but I have been unable to find Biblical support for these most cherished traditions.


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Default Re: URGENT: Show your solidarity with Prime Minister David Cameron by embracing British Values! - 09-04-2014, 04:56 AM

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So which are you, Asian or Indian? More thinking, less prattle.
Yes, Mr. Des, I live in the UK of Gujarati descent (descent is avatāra in Sanskrit, what a nice coincidence, yes! See below, Mr. Des). I know I was offending you. I am sorry. Please, take no heed to my posts if you find them irritating. I have no wish to do violence against you. Yes.

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She seems to be saying the Chinamen are responsible for Islamic terror. Not sure why she would defame her own people in such a way?

She's a nice girl, though. I think she just needs Jesus. Well, that, and the firm hand of correction that a good husband can provide.
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Default Re: URGENT: Show your solidarity with Prime Minister David Cameron by embracing British Values! - 09-04-2014, 07:17 AM

You're very welcome, my young friend. Now then, when are you going to, um, allow Jesus Christ to be the, uh, avatar of your karma? So to speak.

Jesus is knocking at your door. Won't you let Him in?


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Default Re: URGENT: Show your solidarity with Prime Minister David Cameron by embracing British Values! - 09-04-2014, 04:15 PM

I am so pleased to tell you that my very good friend Mr Cameron (or Daud al-Khamrun, as I know him) has responded to my own frantic lobbying, and urged us to embrace British values. To highlight the difference, all the English people in my part of Bradford swig cider, eat chips all day, and appear not to have any legal jobs. Not such good values: it all looks a bit "unsaved" and "trash" to me. The Scots are about to become independent, the Northern Irish are just too difficult, and the Welsh tend not to get noticed too much, so we need to embrace British not English values. I'm not sure Americans appreciate the difference between British and English, being too fixated on our supposed tooth colour while not being exactly svelte of figure themselves (my Mid-Westerner brothers, yes you!). Which brings to mind Matthew 7:3, by the way.
I think we should pray for a new Crusade! Join us in the vanguard, brethren! Lots of unnecessarily curvy swords, hoarse shouting, eye rolling and finger wagging!


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I'm not sure Americans appreciate the difference between British and English, being too fixated on our supposed tooth colour while not being exactly svelte of figure themselves (my Mid-Westerner brothers, yes you!).
Now friend, it is well known that Americans are merely just big boned. How can we be ashamed of the good Lord's blessings to us?

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How so? Would I think we would all agree that Pastor Zeke has excellent teeth.



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Default Re: URGENT: Show your solidarity with Prime Minister David Cameron by embracing British Values! - 09-04-2014, 09:38 PM

I went there once and I assure you British values are not what you want. The food there is horrible. Horrible horrible horrible. I ordered a hamburger there and it took them hours to make it. Not because they waited so long before starting to make it. They actually cooked the burger for multiple hours. By the time they served it to me, the burger was turned into a stone. And to top it off the bun they put it on was dry and unbaked. I am not exaggerating here. This actually happened!

I am certain parents in Britain use hot tea to kill all the taste buds of their children.

Some examples.

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This is called haggis, it contains sheep’s heart, liver and lungs encased in the animal’s stomach:



Yes, this tastes the same as it looks, like sh*t!


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