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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND! -
03-13-2011, 05:21 PM
Who are those nips? Why is he risking life and limb? Please elaborate.
I have a question. If you base your whole life on the Bible and you seem to take it so literally, then shouldn't you quote it in its original language, hebrew? You are quoting translations that were done much later and the translations that you are quoting were originally translated into latin.
So the chain is hebrew to latin to english. A lot of translation is based on interpretation and a lot of meaning is lost in translation hence the expression.
So your claim that Catholicism is flawed as it depends on the Pope's and priest's interpretations but your interpretation is based on others interpretations also.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND! -
03-13-2011, 05:32 PM
Also Ireland is great craic, we have all this bailout money sloshing around the place, we have bands of uncontrolled bankers and wild developers roaming around the place. This thread is very funny though.
I think americans are nice, not you people, but real americans. I agree with a previous poster who said that every country has its share of nutjobs and they aren't representative of the overall population.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND! -
03-13-2011, 05:38 PM
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Who are those nips? Why is he risking life and limb? Please elaborate.
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Don't tell me you missed God's punishment of Japanistan! Too busy earning "dinner", eh?
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I have a question. If you base your whole life on the Bible and you seem to take it so literally, then shouldn't you quote it in its original language, hebrew? You are quoting translations that were done much later and the translations that you are quoting were originally translated into latin.
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Ah, we are now going the smart ass route... So what about Koine Greek? Shouldn't you be mentioning that as well?
Look, many people have twisted God's Word over the years, so He made sure it was written down once and for all in 1611. Praise Him!
2 Timothy 3:16
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See? He says so Himself, in His own Book!
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So your claim that Catholicism is flawed as it depends on the Pope's and priest's interpretations but your interpretation is based on others interpretations also.
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We don't interpret, and neither does God.
Psalm 81:10:
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open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND! -
03-13-2011, 05:41 PM
More infractions? Are you serious? You are flat out like a badger on the back roads with the infractions. Who is driving this bus and who has their claw on the infraction button?
I wasn't being a foul mouth or whatever you called me. Its lucky I have a thick skin. I have already been confirmed as a harlot, called a homosexual for thinking pastor hottie was lovely even though I'm a girl, wide open said I was climbing sailors like mountains and now I'm a foul mouth.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND! -
03-13-2011, 05:51 PM
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That must be one of the most stupid remarks ever on this forum.
So you stopped blowing each other up then?
All turned to atheism? Right? But... are you a protestant atheist or a catholic one?
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im a member of the hurch of xtc try swallowin a few and you truly will find god
any yes we have stopped blowing each other up, we just passed on our skills to the sandniggers who are now blowing you up
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND! -
03-13-2011, 05:56 PM
Thats really bad saying that about the Japenese. No need for that. Those poor people. You should be ashamed of yourself. You really are a plonker. Says a lot about you and what you believe in to make a comment like that, no compassion or empathy. You wouldn't make a comment like that in public or someone would move you closer to that God you seem to love so much.
Add to that list from before, now I have been called a smart arse... This website isn't very welcoming.
So you are the head of some freaky church in Europe? Mind me asking in what countries do you operate and what your numbers are like?
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND! -
03-13-2011, 06:01 PM
and how I earn my dinner is none of your business... lets just say sausages were the main course.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND! -
03-13-2011, 06:17 PM
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im a member of the hurch of xtc try swallowin a few and you truly will find god
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What does Andy Partridge have to do with things?
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Thats really bad saying that about the Japenese. No need for that. Those poor people. You should be ashamed of yourself.
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Why? Do you think God kills innocent people?
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You really are a plonker.
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Not a very nice thing to say.
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You wouldn't make a comment like that in public or someone would move you closer to that God you seem to love so much.
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But I do, my dear harlot. Admittedly, I often find myself in the ER, but hey, God is worth it!
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Add to that list from before, now I have been called a smart arse... This website isn't very welcoming.
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Have you looked at the top of our page? No? Look again. What does it say about the unsaved?
But you don't admit my point about Koine Greek?
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So you are the head of some freaky church in Europe? Mind me asking in what countries do you operate and what your numbers are like?
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I am not at liberty to disclose that information. The DoF would not like it.
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and how I earn my dinner is none of your business... lets just say sausages were the main course.
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Hey lady, you brought it up, not I. Protein rich lunches then eh? Disgusting.
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I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND! -
03-13-2011, 07:59 PM
as far as i can make out your living in a little world of your own where you believe your the chosen ones, your all full of shite how many baptists wre killed in 9/11, iraq, afghanistan etc and why didnt god save them .to be honest the chaos theory and Terence McKennas novelty make more sense than your insane ramblings
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND! -
03-13-2011, 08:30 PM
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Also Ireland is great craic, we have all this bailout money sloshing around the place, we have bands of uncontrolled bankers and wild developers roaming around the place. This thread is very funny though.
I think americans are nice, not you people, but real americans. I agree with a previous poster who said that every country has its share of nutjobs and they aren't representative of the overall population.
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hey tippot, it's probably best not to post on this forum, take it from another irish guy.
they are extremely biased, most of the members here are from america, have you seen any '10 reasons why god hates america' threads? nope, and that's why.
also Pastor Ezekiel is the saddest bastard on the internet.. 53,327 posts? he obviously has no life.
why waste your time trolling other nations and going to mass when you can enjoy your life and go to mass in your free time.
pastor, if you're reading this, and you obviously are because you do nothing other than go on this forum, which is really sad for a (i assume by your ugly avatar, bet you never got laid) 20-30 year old, piffle you. do you have any friends? nope.. enjoy hell, because you're definitely going there, if there is one. baptists will be damned.
also, pastor, i bet you've never gone to a nightclub, bet you have no friends, and god isnt your friend by the way, bet you've never done anything fun in your life.
yeah, go on, give me an infraction, i don't give a shit, i just hope you come to realise there's more to life than america and religion.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND! -
03-14-2011, 08:41 AM
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hey tippot, it's probably best not to post on this forum, take it from another irish guy.
they are extremely biased, most of the members here are from america, have you seen any '10 reasons why god hates america' threads? nope, and that's why.
also Pastor Ezekiel is the saddest bastard on the internet.. 53,327 posts? he obviously has no life.
why waste your time trolling other nations and going to mass when you can enjoy your life and go to mass in your free time.
pastor, if you're reading this, and you obviously are because you do nothing other than go on this forum, which is really sad for a (i assume by your ugly avatar, bet you never got laid) 20-30 year old, piffle you. do you have any friends? nope.. enjoy hell, because you're definitely going there, if there is one. baptists will be damned.
also, pastor, i bet you've never gone to a nightclub, bet you have no friends, and god isnt your friend by the way, bet you've never done anything fun in your life.
yeah, go on, give me an infraction, i don't give a shit, i just hope you come to realise there's more to life than america and religion.
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I can see you are like the Irishs drunks pervertidos that harrass and molest we youngs womens like my sister and me in Alicante and Benidorm... all pink like the traffic light with carrot head and smelly beer breats.
I won't waste my breats on you trying to convence you although I'm good person. You're just waste of my breats I'm afraid.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND! -
03-14-2011, 11:13 PM
hi all , i'm new to this site. a christian friend told me all about it. i'm irish and i'm deeply worried. am i condemned to everlasting hell? what i mean is i don't drink, i have been celebate for 14 years now and thought i lived a reasonably righteous lifestyle , but i am irish. does the " if a man is born in a stable does that make him a horse?" rule apply? can i denounce my ancestory and my birthplace? would that help? would gaining american citizenship save me?( if anyone could pull some strings there for me i would be forever grateful ). so many questions, so little time. i have a lot of religious books and happen to have a king james bible which i intend to start into immeadiately. ye guys really seem to know your stuff and that impresses me greatly, i hope ye can help and guide me on this journey. i hope ye will welcome and help me along the way and that ye wont hold my nationality (which is an affront to god) against me.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND! -
03-15-2011, 12:03 AM
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That is horrible! Why are you not making sons?
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND! -
03-15-2011, 12:25 AM
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That is horrible! Why are you not making sons?
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already have 3 sons and 8 daughters. all living at home and no drinkers, smokers or fornicators among them, praise the lord. i feel i have done my bit by increasing gods footsoldiers and have hung up my manhood for the last time. since my procreating days are finished i would not want to offend god by performing intercourse for "fun".
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND! -
03-15-2011, 12:58 AM
@ james hutchins... ??? why?? what did i do to you? i'm a decent guy trying to tell my story and you are a judgemental cyberbully. you might think you're great but i have the lord in my corner. only he knows that i speak the truth. i forgive you for inferacting me, i can only hope that god will do the same
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND! -
03-15-2011, 06:21 AM
I find the whole racial desgrimination...stupid. ts racist and unfair and according to God that racial desgrimintation is against his laws that all men and women are equal. The fact of the matter is you are blamming the whole of Ireland for things you do not like, when in fact their are people, innocent people, who also do not like it. Just because they might make alcohol like every other country in the world, including the U.S.A. doesnt mean anyone has to drink it. Honestly, this whole alligation of God hating Ireland is uncalled for and basically not true.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND! -
03-15-2011, 07:35 AM
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I find the whole racial desgrimination...stupid. ts racist and unfair and according to God that racial desgrimintation is against his laws that all men and women are equal. The fact of the matter is you are blamming the whole of Ireland for things you do not like, when in fact their are people, innocent people, who also do not like it. Just because they might make alcohol like every other country in the world, including the U.S.A. doesnt mean anyone has to drink it. Honestly, this whole alligation of God hating Ireland is uncalled for and basically not true.
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How is it racist to tell the truth? Are you kilt wearers not prone to drunkenness?
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND! -
03-15-2011, 12:26 PM
Claiming to know anything God thinks is the ultimate heresy unless expressed explicitly in the Bible. You can't twist it's words for your own ends, you are surely going to Hell Cranky.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND! -
03-15-2011, 01:15 PM
ey up, the irish are a great bunch of lads , sure they built england and america ffs, and besides the world hates america more
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND! -
03-15-2011, 01:19 PM
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ey up, the irish are a great bunch of lads , sure they built england and america ffs, and besides the world hates america more
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How means you that the Irishs build England and the USA? Is no possible this, ¿no? I never heared this before - you are inventing this up no?
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