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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
08-26-2012, 06:04 PM
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Originally Posted by NorseGods4Life
The giants live in Jotunheim, and we will fight them in the afterlife, duh.
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And just what did those poor giants ever do to you?
Christians believe that all of our struggles end with this life, and after death we go to our eternal reward (whatever form that takes). You, on the other hand, think that the prejudice and hatred for others goes on forever.
Why so hateful?
Won't someone think of the giants?
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
08-26-2012, 06:14 PM
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Uhm . . . OK . . . that sounds reasonable . . . NOT!!!
Friend, take your made up, bronze age fables elsewhere. We're True Christians™ here, we don't have time to listen to ridiculous stories about supernatural beings, we're too busy praising Jesus!
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Dont fear my friend, I wont go elsewhere, im here to save you from this so called "Jesus" and bring you back to the true religion of your forefathers. The blood of Buri runs in your veins, I shall awaken it!
The country God hates is not Sweden, but america, and its non believers
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
08-26-2012, 06:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Didymus Much
And just what did those poor giants ever do to you?
Christians believe that all of our struggles end with this life, and after death we go to our eternal reward (whatever form that takes). You, on the other hand, think that the prejudice and hatred for others goes on forever.
Why so hateful?
Won't someone think of the giants?
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You are wrong, when I die I will go to Asgard, were I will have all the mead and food I could ever desire, but it is also my duty to protect the world of the humas from the ever pressant threat of the giants who whish to conquer it
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
08-26-2012, 06:23 PM
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Originally Posted by NorseGods4Life
You are wrong, when I die I will go to Asgard, were I will have all the mead and food I could ever desire, but it is also my duty to protect the world of the humas from the ever pressant threat of the giants who whish to conquer it
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Ok, you bring one giant to this forum and get him to tell us that he wants to conquer us, or admit that you're just taking some hate-filled, anti-giant racist crap that some drunken Swede wrote hundreds of years ago as truth.
I'm waiting.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
08-26-2012, 06:32 PM
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Ok, you bring one giant to this forum and get him to tell us that he wants to conquer us, or admit that you're just taking some hate-filled, anti-giant racist crap that some drunken Swede wrote hundreds of years ago as truth.
I'm waiting.
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Ok, you bring jesus to this forum and get him to tell me he is real, or admit that you're just taking some hate-filled, anti-sweden racist crap that some drunken amerikan wrote hundreds of IP´s ago as truth.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
08-26-2012, 06:34 PM
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. . . world of the humas from the ever pressant threat of the giants who whish to conquer it
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It's spelled hummus, and I was unaware that giants were interested in conquering a middle eastern dip made from chickpeas.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
08-26-2012, 06:39 PM
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Ok, you bring jesus to this forum and get him to tell me he is real,...
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I'm atheist, idiot (check out the "awards" beside my name that the moderators here have been kind enough to bless me with).
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... or admit that you're just taking some hate-filled, anti-sweden racist crap that some drunken amerikan wrote hundreds of IP´s ago as truth.
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You think the Bible was written by an American?
Still waiting on that giant.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
08-26-2012, 06:44 PM
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It's spelled hummus, and I was unaware that giants were interested in conquering a middle eastern dip made from chickpeas.
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Pointing out my misspells, really?
You're out of real arguments already?
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
08-26-2012, 06:49 PM
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I'm atheist, idiot (check out the "awards" beside my name that the moderators here have been kind enough to bless me with).
You think the Bible was written by an American?
Still waiting on that giant.
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Not the bible, this thread.
haha, "awards", cute. so your an atheist that thinks god hates sweden?
and since the giants kinda live in another world and all, im gonna need some time to get one here.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
08-26-2012, 06:50 PM
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Pointing out my misspells, really?
You're out of real arguments already?
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Please explain why giants hate hummus. We can get to your atrocious grammar later.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
08-26-2012, 06:50 PM
Son, you have been speaking nonsense since you got here. I, too, would like very much to see this so-called evidence of your giants.
Please procure said evidence immediately. Thank you.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
08-26-2012, 06:54 PM
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Son, you have been speaking nonsense since you got here. I, too, would like very much to see this so-called evidence of your giants.
Please procure said evidence immediately. Thank you.
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What counts as evidence?
Do you have evidence for this so called Jesus
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
08-26-2012, 06:58 PM
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What counts as evidence?
Do you have evidence for this so called Jesus
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
08-26-2012, 07:03 PM
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Well then, the "Edda" Standing evidence of the giants
aswell as the runes ant tales of Thor, Odin, Baldr and many more
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
08-26-2012, 07:11 PM
Oh wow! Another atheist thinks pretending to believe in Norse gods scores him debating points on the internets.
The Norse gods are patently ridiculous. Think about them for half a second and you can see their whole mythology is based on stupid attempts to explain a world around them they can't even be bothered to try to explain and tackle a fear of death that's wholly warranted as they're all going to Hell because Jesus hasn't come yet to save them.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
08-26-2012, 07:19 PM
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...so your an atheist that thinks god hates sweden? ...
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What part of "atheist" do you not understand?
If God did exist, I could understand Him being upset with Sweden over their collaboration with the Nazis, though.
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"...During the German invasion of the Soviet Union, Sweden allowed the Wehrmacht to use Swedish railways to transport (June–July 1941) the German 163rd Infantry Division along with howitzers, tanks and anti-aircraft weapons and associated ammunition, from Norway to Finland. German soldiers traveling on leave between Norway and Germany were allowed passage through Sweden — the so-called permittenttrafik. Iron ore was sold to Germany throughout the war..."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweden_during_World_War_II
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
08-26-2012, 07:23 PM
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What part of "atheist" do you not understand?
If God did exist, I could understand Him being upset with Sweden over their collaboration with the Nazis, though.
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What are you doing on this thread then?
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
08-26-2012, 07:30 PM
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What are you doing on this thread then?
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He's trying to educate a moron, just like the rest of us are.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
08-27-2012, 03:47 PM
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aswell as the runes ant tales of Thor, Odin, Baldr and many more
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You are taking that Avengers film way to serious, it's all fiction! Unlike the Holy Bible which contains cold hard verifiable facts.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
08-28-2012, 05:38 AM
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Well then, the "Edda" Standing evidence of the giants
aswell as the runes ant tales of Thor, Odin, Baldr and many more
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Shot who? What are you talking about?
Friend, we speak American English here not some half-done wiccanese.
You must be jooish because they are known to make mindless babblings all the time.
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2:8 But unto them that are contentious, and do not obey the truth, but obey unrighteousness, indignation and wrath,2:9 Tribulation and anguish, upon every soul of man that doeth evil, of the Jew first, and also of the Gentile;
Psalm 50:22 Now consider this, ye that forget God, lest I tear you in pieces, and there be none to deliver.
Deuteronomy32:35 To me belongeth vengeance and recompence; their foot shall slide in due time: for the day of their calamity is at hand, and the things that shall come upon them make haste.
Jerimiah 13:14 And I will dash them one against another, even the fathers and the sons together, saith the LORD: I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them.
Numbers 32:23 But if ye will not do so, behold, ye have sinned against the LORD: and be sure your sin will find you out.
Leviticus24:14 Bring forth him that hath cursed without the camp; and let all that heard him lay their hands upon his head, and let all the congregation stone him.
Ephesians5:5 For this ye know, that no whoremonger, nor unclean person, nor covetous man, who is an idolater, hath any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God. 5:6 Let no man deceive you with vain words: for because of these things cometh the wrath of God upon the children of disobedience. 5:7 Be not ye therefore partakers with them.
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