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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! - 08-13-2014, 08:24 PM

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I find it hard to belive you, and if this really were true then why go to a country that you think god hate?
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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! - 08-13-2014, 08:29 PM

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I understand it is difficult for you to know border lines and different countries in Scandinavia because they are not properly marked.

Like this.





That one you think is Swedish is Åland flag.
The border is a whole strait. How more properly marked can it get?
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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! - 08-13-2014, 08:36 PM

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The border is a whole strait. How more properly marked can it get?
So, they DID check your passport on the border???!!!

Some improvement!!!
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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! - 08-13-2014, 08:39 PM

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So, they DID check your passport on the border???!!!

Some improvement!!!
No. Why should that be even be needed in modern day Europe? People go and come as they want. Like civilized people.
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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! - 08-14-2014, 01:10 AM

These good folks know all it is to know about gay Europeans...and I feel blessed to know them.
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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! - 08-14-2014, 02:59 AM

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No. Why should that be even be needed in modern day Europe? People go and come as they want. Like civilized people.

You Mexicans come and go here as you wish, too.

Did you have to swim to get over there to Finland?


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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! - 08-14-2014, 03:51 AM

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The border is a whole strait. How more properly marked can it get?
If I have understand correctly the Signs of the End of Times, the Sermons by our Godly Pastors and the Good Scripture written by GOD, by JESUS, I see absolutely NO evidence of anything or anyone straight in the false countries of Daniacs and Sweeds!


1 Kings 15:12
And he took away the sodomites out of the land, and removed all the idols that his fathers had made.

1 Kings 22:46
And the remnant of the sodomites, which remained in the days of his father Asa, he took out of the land.

2 Kings 23:7
And he brake down the houses of the sodomites, that were by the house of the LORD, where the women wove hangings for the grove.



The Bible is ingenious. It is perfect and in its perfection it is relevant at all times, everywhere. At present, the above verses reflect very well the situation in disgusting Switzerland. And the audacity of having the Holy Cross on their flag with all this fornicatory sin!!

Did you see the forest fires in your sorry excuse of a country, Mr. Mexican? Any idea why they took place? Who has the power to ignite whole regions in vengeance?




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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! - 08-14-2014, 10:34 AM

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You Mexicans come and go here as you wish, too.

Did you have to swim to get over there to Finland?
No, but you can swim between Sweden and Denmark if you are a good swimmer


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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! - 08-14-2014, 11:04 AM

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If I have understand correctly the Signs of the End of Times, the Sermons by our Godly Pastors and the Good Scripture written by GOD, by JESUS, I see absolutely NO evidence of anything or anyone straight in the false countries of Daniacs and Sweeds!


1 Kings 15:12
And he took away the sodomites out of the land, and removed all the idols that his fathers had made.

1 Kings 22:46
And the remnant of the sodomites, which remained in the days of his father Asa, he took out of the land.

2 Kings 23:7
And he brake down the houses of the sodomites, that were by the house of the LORD, where the women wove hangings for the grove.



The Bible is ingenious. It is perfect and in its perfection it is relevant at all times, everywhere. At present, the above verses reflect very well the situation in disgusting Switzerland. And the audacity of having the Holy Cross on their flag with all this fornicatory sin!!

Did you see the forest fires in your sorry excuse of a country, Mr. Mexican? Any idea why they took place? Who has the power to ignite whole regions in vengeance?




Yours in Christ,

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The forest fires happens because of extreme drought, not god.


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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! - 08-14-2014, 11:42 AM

Then how come deserts don't burst into flames if it is all down to draught, smart guy?

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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! - 09-02-2014, 02:13 AM

I read that the Lord has sent the Ebola among the Swedes. The bringer of the plague is a Negroe that lives in Sweden, but has been in Africa among the savages. This is what comes of race mixing.

I expect this will be the end of them all.


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I read that the Lord has sent the Ebola among the Swedes. The bringer of the plague is a Negroe that lives in Sweden, but has been in Africa among the savages. This is what comes of race mixing.

I expect this will be the end of them all.
Thanks for the warning, I will go looking for that Negroe.

Anybody knows that if one's faith is strong one is immune to both Ebola and AIDS. So I welcome that Negroe. But I pray he does not have mixed race off-spring.


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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! - 10-17-2014, 03:01 AM

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10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

Sweden is a country filled with blonde backdoor sex maniacs. They specialize in finding new ways to demonstrate their utter and complete hate for God each and every day. There is no country on the planet where the people hate God more than Sweden! There can be no doubt that almost all Swedes will burn in Hell for all eternity while Satan tortures them with infinite Abba music.

1. (blablablabla...)


And why SWEDEN HATES YOU: Such words from a cranky old man who obviously doesn't know the Swedish colors. What are you suffering from, old man, from dementia or from a lack of knowledge?

Jag vill leva, jag will dö in norden!

God bless Sweden!

And God bless America, but first bless Sweden. And then Germany. And then America.

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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! - 03-23-2015, 01:20 PM

These are the Swedish colors, Cranky!
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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! - 03-23-2015, 01:25 PM

I mean this:

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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! - 03-23-2015, 01:26 PM

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And why SWEDEN HATES YOU: Such words from a cranky old man who obviously doesn't know the Swedish colors. What are you suffering from, old man, from dementia or from a lack of knowledge?
Lack of respect for elders will get you to Hell, dear:

Leviticus 19:32 - Thou shalt rise up before the hoary head, and honour the face of the old man, and fear thy God: I [am] the LORD.

1 Timothy 5:1 - Rebuke not an elder, but intreat [him] as a father; [and] the younger men as brethren;


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That is a very weird dialect. Are you from Appalachia? Because they are known to talk funny and make words up.

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And God bless America, but first bless Sweden. And then Germany. And then America.
Sorry, kiddo, but God blesses America and no one else.

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These are the Swedish colors, Cranky!
Of course they are, sweetie. That's because it's a thread dedicated to Sweden.
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That is a very weird dialect. Are you from Appalachia? Because they are known to talk funny and make words up.
That was really strange language. First I thought it is from Faroe Islands, but they only talk their swedish like englishmen, not write it.

Maybe he is from Canada?
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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! - 03-23-2015, 10:39 PM

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That was really strange language. First I thought it is from Faroe Islands, but they only talk their swedish like englishmen, not write it.

Maybe he is from Canada?
I dunno... they speak funny in Canada, too (kinda like the Yoopers from Michigan Upper Peninsula), but at least they are understandable. The Appalachian folks, they just talk weird. I assume they would write weird too, if they knew how to write, so that gibberish is as good as Appalachian writing can get!

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