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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! - 10-02-2015, 01:50 PM

God really does hate Sweden

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Devil Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! - 05-19-2016, 07:52 PM

First of all... Wrong flag.
Ikea is super cool, have you even had their meatballs? Nom nom nom. I do however agree with the furniture thing. Have you ever assembled one of those things? It sucks hard. The demonic products, RÄV (Fox), Bård (I think you mean bord which is table) and HJÄRTA (Heart) are sadly not that demonic.

Sorry people but there are no satanic bible there. (I have never found one anyway but if you do please send me a message.)Pride parade is awesome but not only stockholm has it.


I'm not even gonna' comment on "The global AIDS pandemic" bc wow, that's stupid.


What happened in 1971? I have no idea, please tell me.


Astrid Lindgren was not danish, thank you very much. She was a swede.


"Swedish males lost their balls." What? No, like realllllly. What?


We don't "allow" people to kill themselfs. No one is for it. The suicide clinics are so people can get help.




No-one ever goes to church so if the pastors want to have threesomes, fine.


Åke green is a little shit.


SAAB does suck. Volvo will always be better
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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! - 05-19-2016, 08:21 PM

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The suicide clinics are so people can get help.
So, you consider killing people to be the same as helping them!?


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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! - 05-19-2016, 08:31 PM

I hope that you understand what the word help means to normal peopleHelp: tosave;rescue;succor: Help me, I'm dying
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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! - 05-19-2016, 08:34 PM

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I hope that you understand what the word help means to normal peopleHelp: tosave;rescue;succor: Help me, I'm dying
Yes I know what it means to help people. If someone yells "Help me, I'm dying", helping them to commit suicide is NOT even close to actually helping them.

You mistakenly assume that, since they never complain after committing suicide, it was somehow the right thing to do. It never is.

And NORMAL people try to help people WITHOUT getting them killed.


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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! - 05-19-2016, 08:35 PM

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I hope that you understand what the word help means to normal peopleHelp: tosave;rescue;succor: Help me, I'm dying
Yeah, like euthanasia or assisted sucide or whatever it's politically correct to call it today.
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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! - 05-19-2016, 09:11 PM

People, people, people. I'd rather die then be as mindless as you. Really. If that mean commiting suicide, then hell, here I come. But I don't have to do all that. You know why? Because panda god is the real god. (If you don't know who panda god is, please use the demonic devise google and find out.) So, hail IKEA and have a lovely afternoon, madam
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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! - 05-19-2016, 10:48 PM

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People, people, people. I'd rather die then be as mindless as you.
So, why waste our time when you could be having fun at one of those many many Swedish suicide clinics?


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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! - 05-20-2016, 07:33 AM

I don't know, maybe bc you can't actually die there? Or did you miss that part?
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I don't know, maybe bc you can't actually die there? Or did you miss that part?
So, according to you, people go to Swedish suicide clinics to not die? Are they run by IKEA?


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I don't know, maybe bc you can't actually die there? Or did you miss that part?
Socialist incompetency right there.


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you can't actually die there
Why don't people just go in there & sit around? They could sit there forever! The first million years you could play bridge, polish up those conventional bids. The next million years, well I've always enjoyed "crown green" bowls, not many greens cater to that and it'd need to be an indoor facility. Maybe build an extension like a sort of gym.

Of course you couldn't go outside, you might turn into a Struldbrug. "Oh, blah," I can hear you objecting. So let's unpack for a closer look.

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I don't know, maybe bc
BECAUSE - Which of these reasons (you only included one) are the reason not to be having fun at one of those many many Swedish suicide clinics?

And you selected from the available properties of Swedish suicide clinics:

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bc you can't actually die there?
Not being able to die there is the reason you chose. I do not accept that as a property of Swedish clinics but what do I know?

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Yes, my thread search delivered no such claim having been made. If someone could point it out that'd be great. Thanks.
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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! - 02-07-2017, 03:13 AM

Swedish people are very advanced in their thinking and I do not believe that Jah dislikes them any more than he dislikes white people in general. I have not been to Sweden but I have heard that they do not get upset about a Black man being around the white women the way Americans do.


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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! - 02-08-2017, 01:42 PM

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Swedish people are very advanced in their thinking and I do not believe that Jah dislikes them any more than he dislikes white people in general. I have not been to Sweden but I have heard that they do not get upset about a Black man being around the white women the way Americans do.

On the other hand, Albino Austrians can get themselves in a bit of strife, and have to decamp to that little bit of Ecuador which will be forever, part of England.


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On the other hand, Albino Austrians can get themselves in a bit of strife, and have to decamp to that little bit of Ecuador which will be forever, part of England.


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White people can be very difficult to understand. How did they ever overcome the Black man?


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GENESIS 11 . KJV . look up
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And they said one to another, Go to, let us make brick, and burn them throughly. And they had brick for stone, and slime had they for morter.
4 And they said, Go to, let us build us a city and a tower, whose top may reach unto heaven; and let us make us a name, lest we be scattered abroad upon the face of the whole earth.
5 And the LORD came down to see the city and the tower, which the children of men builded.
6 And the LORD said, Behold, the people is one, and they have all one language; and this they begin to do: and now nothing will be restrained from them, which they have imagined to do.
7 Go to, let us go down, and there confound their language, that they may not understand one another' speech.
8 So the LORD scattered them abroad from thence upon the face of all the earth: and they left off to build the city.



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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! - 01-13-2018, 07:08 AM

Hi everyone, I do believe there is something weird with Ikea's things, I recently bought some furniture from them and whenever I use their furniture like sleeping on their mattresses or sitting on their chairs, my mind starts to develop some kind of anxiety disorder/panic attack symptoms, I start to worry about every possible thing in life, like why did I quit that job, why I didn't work hard at school, why I didn't live like the "mainstream society", and those worrying thought can cause me to feel like killing myself, feeling like I am a worthless trash being or something like that, literally making me extremely depressed/paranoid, but once I stop using Ikea's furniture or just being away from them, all those anxiety/worrying thoughts is gone, I feel completely calm and doesn't feel there is problem with my life, I just feel harmonious, so recently I just returned/refund the ikea mattress and threw away some of their furniture too, and now my life is like back to normal, what the heck is going on with this world?
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Hi everyone, I do believe there is something weird with Ikea's things, I recently bought some furniture from them and whenever I use their furniture like sleeping on their mattresses or sitting on their chairs, my mind starts to develop some kind of anxiety disorder/panic attack symptoms, I start to worry about every possible thing in life, like why did I quit that job, why I didn't work hard at school, why I didn't live like the "mainstream society", and those worrying thought can cause me to feel like killing myself, feeling like I am a worthless trash being or something like that, literally making me extremely depressed/paranoid, but once I stop using Ikea's furniture or just being away from them, all those anxiety/worrying thoughts is gone, I feel completely calm and doesn't feel there is problem with my life, I just feel harmonious, so recently I just returned/refund the ikea mattress and threw away some of their furniture too, and now my life is like back to normal, what the heck is going on with this world?
It could be either Satan, or the Jews. Probably Satan. But, maybe the Jews.


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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! - 01-13-2018, 07:16 AM

what does the Jews have to do with sweden or ikea?
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what does the Jews have to do with sweden or ikea?
Didn't you read the OP, dear?

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Sweden created IKEA, a worldwide distribution network for Satanism.
Who is closer on this flat earth to Satan than the Jews? They are his people, his army, his minions. This is first grade stuff. Jesus says this about them, every last one of them:
Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.
John 8:44


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