Quote:
Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
Remember, a Good Child is a Disciplined Child!
I tell my children every time they disobey me, they make Baby Jesus have diarrhea. They work very hard not to bring Him Pain and Suffering. As well they should.
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I have always
honored my sorry excuse of a
mother (who is still practicing
harlotry at the age of fourscore+). I've never
cursed her despite the powerful
cravings to do so.
Matthew 15:4
For God commanded, saying, Honour thy father and mother: and, He that curseth father or mother, let him die the death.
That said, I certainly
obey Jesus and
hate her with all my soul in order to be presentable to
Jesus Christ when the day comes (very soon; Revelation 22:20) and I stand before Him ready to taken into
His Loving Embrace!
Luke 14:26
If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.
I've done my
utmost to give
my children the best possible prognosis in life and I am proud to tell you that
they, also, hate my guts but they do
honor me. That is the least I could do for them! My life here on Earth sucks
big time, just as it should!
Yours in Christ,
Elmer