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Love Jesus [Intro] Hello, I'm New - 09-09-2015, 11:32 PM

Hello, my name is Brent!

I am new here and I would like to share the news that saved my soul! I just wanted to introduce myself here. I have come here seeking the opinions of others, and hope to discover the objective truth through my experiences.

(P.S.)Don't bash me, but sometimes I can be a "GrammarNazi" sometimes, so as just ignore me =P
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Default Re: [Intro] Hello, I'm New - 09-10-2015, 12:23 AM


I think you should read our syllabus for new posters as written by Pastor Billy-Reuben. It really explains all you need to know as far as our beliefs. It also outlines what is expected as far as your behavior on these forums.

Here are your rights as articulated by Dr. Enobarbus.

New members are requested to make an introduction for themselves.

We always encourage everyone to back up all claims with scripture from the Holy Bible.

Chances are the question you want to have answered has been asked before. I would be sure to use the search function before diving head first into people who are tired of hearing the same question over and over.


First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.


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Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: [Intro] Hello, I'm New - 09-10-2015, 01:11 AM

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Hello, my name is Brent!


(P.S.)Don't bash me, but sometimes I can be a "GrammarNazi" sometimes, so as just ignore me =P


For a grammar nazi, you have surprisingly little understanding of sentence structure, proper usage, punctuation and even spelling. Further, your redundancy with regard to the word "sometimes" is suspicious and your dangerous and uncalled for use of parentheses is downright alarming.


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Default Re: [Intro] Hello, I'm New - 09-10-2015, 02:02 AM

Hi Brent! How old are you? What grade are you in? How tall are you?

Welcome to God's Favorite Forums! Jesus led you here for a reason, I am sure of it! Tell us about your favorite Bible passage!


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Default Re: [Intro] Hello, I'm New - 09-11-2015, 01:53 AM

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Hello, my name is Brent!

I am new here and I would like to share the news that saved my soul! I just wanted to introduce myself here. I have come here seeking the opinions of others, and hope to discover the objective truth through my experiences.

(P.S.)Don't bash me, but sometimes I can be a "GrammarNazi" sometimes, so as just ignore me =P
Welcome, friend. If you want to discover the objective truth, open a King James Bible at the beginning and start reading.

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Default Re: [Intro] Hello, I'm New - 09-14-2015, 04:15 AM

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For a grammar nazi, you have surprisingly little understanding of sentence structure, proper usage, punctuation and even spelling. Further, your redundancy with regard to the word "sometimes" is suspicious and your dangerous and uncalled for use of parentheses is downright alarming.
My!

Unfortunately, his profile also contains strange errors. I don't trust him as far as I could throw him!!! Of course, my back has not been the same ever since the trampoline accident, so it would not be very far. It also is getting pretty old!! LOL.

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My!

Unfortunately, his profile also contains strange errors. I don't trust him as far as I could throw him!!! Of course, my back has not been the same ever since the trampoline accident, so it would not be very far. It also is getting pretty old!! LOL.

Walking with Christ,

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Dearest Pearl,

While this unsaved person is suspicious and worth investigating, it saddens me to hear of your recent(+) accident. Did this take place while doing God's work against His enemies. I'm, of course, referring to...

Psalms 91:13
Thou shalt tread upon the lion and adder: the young lion and the dragon shalt thou trample under feet.

I hope that you were successful in your trampling. Needless to say, I'm sure Jesus will heal your back after adequate prayer. I'll also be contributing.


Yours in Christ,

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Hello, my name is Brent!

I am new here and I would like to share the news that saved my soul! I just wanted to introduce myself here. I have come here seeking the opinions of others, and hope to discover the objective truth through my experiences.

(P.S.)Don't bash me, but sometimes I can be a "GrammarNazi" sometimes, so as just ignore me =P
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