Brother Cranky I most truly appreciate your welcome. You are a man I would love to take a stiff lesson from. One of my favourite readings in this fine forum was written by you;
Down Syndrome is a lifestyle choice! I almost wondered if I may me suffering from some weird Nigero/Abo disease like Blackface or Schizophrenia because the words you wrote are so true to my thinking.
I thought of the possibility that I may in fact have an alter ego and had written it myself. But alas I remembered that I was born on this Godforsaken island Australia and would more likely have aids than master penmanship.
I am also happy that you welcomed me on this day in particular as I am being celebrated by those I Bible Study with, for my
One Hundredth "Accidental Death In Custody".
I have a program for Abo's called the "
Dig Until You Die" initiative which I received a grant for from our retarded Government.
The concept is simple; An Abo is given a shovel and told to dig until I say stop.
The objective is also simple; Encouraging the Good Lords work and to remind Abo’s to which direction they will be heading in the afterlife.
I explain to them that to be a True Christian™ an Abo needs to do Gods good work.
I have already mentioned Abo’s don’t do very well in confined spaces so the survival rate so far has been zero. Law here states that you cannot cremate help without a permit but as the nearest office of permits is well over 10,000 miles away it’s just much easier to fill the hole with the deceased in it. I now unfortunately have a good deal of land that absolutely nothing will grow on so I have relocated the living quarters onto this space. I have attached some photos on this glorious day.
This was the 100th Death In Custody. My boy who we fondly called “Vegimite” which was ironic as he was my first Albino Abo.
He would have been the only Abo to successfully complete the program, but in my excitement I stupidly stood on his fingers whilst running for my camera to mark this historical moment. See how happy he is?
“The Happy Home”. A group of my Abo’s in their new entertainment room, situated close to (above) deceased family members.