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Originally Posted by Trent Harvey, Jr.
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But really now Frank....You had to go to the island of Lesbos?
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Brother Trent Jr.,
I think that we should assess the
Chief Papist Frances's behavior based on the established Catholick tradition of
underage sodomy. Deep down (very deep), Frances must understand that the constant
abuse of altar boys is, in fact, a
sin (1 Timothy 1:10) and he might actually be trying to avoid temptation to get to the right side of our
Lord Jesus (Matthew 25:33).
James 1:12
Blessed is the man that endureth temptation: for when he is tried, he shall receive the crown of life, which the Lord hath promised to them that love him.
By visiting the island of
Lesbos that has a population consisting exclusively of
sodomistic women, Frances can avoid any contact with the (from his viewpoint) fairer sex and thus refrain from lustful thoughts. Of course, Frances's obsessions with
Mary-Idolatry (
e.g., Acts 15:20) and
atheist-mooslim salvation are in direct opposition with the explicit
Orders of Jesus (John 3:18), so he is doomed in any case.
Still,
a nice try by the Papist Chief!
Yours in Christ,
Elmer