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12-27-2014, 03:07 PM
Hi! My name is Claire (not my real name but I prefer to remain anonymous) I'm 14, but I was forced to grow up fast when I realized I was lesbian. I've prayed and begged God to fix me for almost a year. He hasn't. So I have done a lot of reaserch. On the topic and decided that maybe I'm not broken. I'm here interested in religous debate. So feel free to message me. My favorite verse is Isaiah 40:31: but those who hope in the lord will renew their strength. They will soar on wings like eagles. They will walk and not grow weary they will run and not be faint. I use the NIV version of the bible because that's the one my church uses.
Thanks for letting me join!
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12-27-2014, 03:12 PM
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Originally Posted by librallgbtchristian
Hi! My name is Claire (not my real name but I prefer to remain anonymous) I'm 14, but I was forced to grow up fast when I realized I was lesbian. I've prayed and begged God to fix me for almost a year. He hasn't. So I have done a lot of reaserch. On the topic and decided that maybe I'm not broken. I'm here interested in religous debate. So feel free to message me. My favorite verse is Isaiah 40:31: but those who hope in the lord will renew their strength. They will soar on wings like eagles. They will walk and not grow weary they will run and not be faint. I use the NIV version of the bible because that's the one my church uses.
Thanks for letting me join!
Claire
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I'm very sorry to hear that you have chosen the Gay Agenda instead of Jesus.
Have you thought that it is better to be a Christian than a homersex enthusiast? You can't be both.
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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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12-27-2014, 05:03 PM
Hi and welcome, Claire. I warn you that this place is full of the worst Christian stereotypes imaginable, but we're not all like that.
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12-27-2014, 05:34 PM
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Hi and welcome, Claire. I warn you that this place is full of the worst Christian stereotypes imaginable, but we're not all like that.
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Is it stereotypicalism to obey the Word of the Lord?
If so then I am a stereotypical Christian and proud of it. I love Jesus exactly as He commands in the Bible.
I am the LORD: that is my name: and my glory will I not give to another, neither my praise to graven images. - Isaiah 42:8
If ye love me, keep my commandments. - John 14:15
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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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12-27-2014, 05:42 PM
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Originally Posted by LolitaInbred
Hi and welcome, Claire. I warn you that this place is full of the worst Christian stereotypes imaginable, but we're not all like that.
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Not every one thinks that just because it is written in the Bible that it is gospel!
I think to be a Christian mean to respect other people. We have all been designed to fit in gods plan and we should respect that.
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12-27-2014, 05:50 PM
Respect is a concept these folks haven't discovered yet. And real mature there calling me inbred. Pot, meet kettle.
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12-27-2014, 06:39 PM
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Respect is a concept these folks haven't discovered yet. And real mature there calling me inbred. Pot, meet kettle.
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You would do well to ignore Stinks Design. She is a false Christian who spits in Jesus' face with her crazy Intelligent Design.
Most people think she's gay, anyway to watch out.
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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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12-27-2014, 07:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Thinks Design
Not every one thinks that just because it is written in the Bible that it is gospel!
I think to be a Christian mean to respect other people. We have all been designed to fit in gods plan and we should respect that.
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A Christian is one who lives his life according to God's design as expressed by His Holy Word and has found salvation through Jesus. What part of that do you find so confusing?
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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12-27-2014, 07:17 PM
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Originally Posted by librallgbtchristian
Hi! My name is Claire (not my real name but I prefer to remain anonymous) I'm 14, but I was forced to grow up fast when I realized I was lesbian. I've prayed and begged God to fix me for almost a year. He hasn't. So I have done a lot of reaserch. On the topic and decided that maybe I'm not broken. I'm here interested in religous debate. So feel free to message me. My favorite verse is Isaiah 40:31: but those who hope in the lord will renew their strength. They will soar on wings like eagles. They will walk and not grow weary they will run and not be faint. I use the NIV version of the bible because that's the one my church uses.
Thanks for letting me join!
Claire
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So apparently I'm a spoiled brat whose sneaking onto my parents computer. You are half right. I'm a bit of a brat (but only to homophobes) but I'm actually on my phone
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12-27-2014, 07:21 PM
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So apparently I'm a spoiled brat whose sneaking onto my parents computer. You are half right. I'm a bit of a brat (but only to homophobes) but I'm actually on my phone
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You do seem a very angry young person. What on Earth happened to you to make you hate Jesus so much?
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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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12-27-2014, 07:23 PM
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I'm very sorry to hear that you have chosen the Gay Agenda instead of Jesus.
Have you thought that it is better to be a Christian than a homersex enthusiast? You can't be both.
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Ummm I am a christian. But I don't consider myself a "Homer sex enthusiast" becuase guess what! I've never had lesbian sex. I'm waiting until I get married! So ya I guess I can't be a "Homer sex enthusiest" and christian, I'm just christian and lesbian.
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12-27-2014, 07:25 PM
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Ummm I am a christian. But I don't consider myself a "Homer sex enthusiast" becuase guess what! I've never had lesbian sex. I'm waiting until I get married! So ya I guess I can't be a "Homer sex enthusiest" and christian, I'm just christian and lesbian.
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Yeah, I'm not sure your husband will allow that.
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12-27-2014, 07:28 PM
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Originally Posted by librallgbtchristian
Ummm I am a christian. But I don't consider myself a "Homer sex enthusiast" becuase guess what! I've never had lesbian sex. I'm waiting until I get married! So ya I guess I can't be a "Homer sex enthusiest" and christian, I'm just christian and lesbian.
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If you are married how can you claim to be a lesbian? Won't that be terribly unfair to your husband?
You do know you can't marry two people don't you?
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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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12-27-2014, 07:33 PM
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Yeah, I'm not sure your husband will allow that.
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Unless she marries a man from California, or a Demoncrat. Then he'll probably want to watch. Perverts. The lot of them.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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12-27-2014, 07:35 PM
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Unless she marries a man from California, or a Demoncrat. Then he'll probably want to watch. Perverts. The lot of them.
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Why would any man want to watch two naked women writhing around and "bumping uglies" ???
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12-27-2014, 09:04 PM
Brother Zechariah,
In my studies of the "gay" community (trust me, they are anything but happy), you would not believe the lengths they will go to for carnal satisfaction. I can't describe most of them in this Holy Forum, since Jesus reads it. However, from women using peanut butter for appetizers (I will leave that to your imagination) to men keeping jars of their own man-juice for whatever reason, there is no limit to their sinful activities.
One lezbean described her agenda as working toward a day when she and her co-lezbean could preach in any church in America, claiming that Jesus loves the gay just as much as He loves anyone else. Disgusting! These people do not know my LORD; surely His mighty swift sword would be unleashed in any Baptist church where fags or dykes would approach the altar unless it was to repent of their lewdness.
COME, Lord Jesus,
BrotherLarry
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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12-28-2014, 01:35 AM
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I'm just christian and lesbian.
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Sorry, but what you are claiming is impossible. You can't be a pervert and a Christian at the same time. That's like being a jooish Nazi or a drunk teetotaler.
With God, it's all or nothing.
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Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.
Matthew 4:4 Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.
James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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12-28-2014, 04:10 AM
Claire, dear, welcome.
I am so sorry to hear that you have bought into Satan's trap. "Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour:" 1 Peter 5:8. Homosexuality is a sin; see Romans 1:26 "For this cause xGod gave them up unto cvile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:". Thus, you are a sinner and hell-bound. "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all." James 2:10. Also, my dear little girl, we are not interested in debating. This is a very good forum for you to read: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=5610. But even better than that would be the entire KJV 1611 Bible! Yes, I mean read every word of it. You will be blessed. "Thy word is a lamp unto my feet, and a light unto my path." Psalm 119:105 I am praying for your little lost soul.
Sincerely,
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"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1
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Re: Hi! -
12-28-2014, 10:39 PM
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Why would any man want to watch two naked women writhing around and "bumping uglies" ???
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¨bumping uglies¨ gives only a few results, a thorough search might get you three dozen or so.
Those lebians have been up to a whole lot more: ***Naughty words removed***, ***Naughty words removed***, ***Naughty words removed***, It get´s better worse and better worse!
Just a friendly warning.
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.
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01-02-2015, 07:33 PM
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Originally Posted by librallgbtchristian
Ummm I am a christian. But I don't consider myself a "Homer sex enthusiast" becuase guess what! I've never had lesbian sex. I'm waiting until I get married! So ya I guess I can't be a "Homer sex enthusiest" and christian, I'm just christian and lesbian.
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you are amazing my friend. keep doing what ur doing and dont let some sexist homophobes try to shoot you down. they act like this is still the 1950s
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